respect the global rules please lads
/cric/
wogs eternally btfo
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when's Ireland going to play a fucking test
love this pic
>Hilfenshit
Bumble>Tinder
95% of the girls on this are lookers, I love it lads
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Tho I feel like I get 5x the number of matches via tinder or whatever reason
Gonna poo my pants lads
What's a good /cric/ approved bumble/tinder bio lads? Been going stale on the matches of late
don't really go for one if I'm honest, don't think many people actually bother reading them
love girls
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are posties tradies lads?
they wear high vis and that's good enough for me
need a cricket mate from India
love toned midriffs
hate bums
chatting with an elite whale on tinder lads wish there was a way to get a sloppy one without being seen in public with her if you feel me
BrainiacBash>Boreblock
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seems that way cause it pushes top profiles to the top to an even greater extent than tinder, if you dont have a top profile you're gonna get less matches than you do on tinder though
Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.
Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything
I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.
Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match
I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game
EYB
definitely have a top profile mate
based straff
might buy a Sup Forums banner ad to promote the ashes on Sup Forums
What did Nigel Farage mean by this?
Do you reckon Straffo has ever been on a date in his life?
that would violate his principle of "never trust anyone" in his own words
The buffet breakfast tomorrow morning is 7am - 11am. My flight is at 12.30. How long should I spend at breakfast?
4 hours
eggcelent
aI'm so tired. I hate waking up every day and being me. Everything is too fucking hard. Going about my day, talking to people, even things I'm supposed to like. If it wasn't for some people that care for me for whatever reason I'd do it right now but now I'm starting to resent my friends and family for being the reason I'm not hanging from somewhere
I hate everything and I want to die
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>I’m at a KFC in Doreen and Catch My Disease is playing. What did I do to deserve this?
Being a fat piece of shit who eats KFC?
who exactly is straffo's tweets directed at
the only people who read them, Sup Forums and bigfooty
AHAHAHAH STRAFFO ACTUALLY FLEW TO SYDNEY ONLY TO SEE ESSENDONE GET FUCKING DEMOLISHED BY THE BLOODS
alright jooce91
erm
>4 hours in a buffet breakfast
>kfc for lunch
holy fuck it's no wonder he is such a fat cunt
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Finland v Estonia
Reminder that Straffposters are literally more pathetic than Straff
nice
finally we will find out what the pitches are like in finland
>setting your camera up square of the wicket
not to sure about this camera view lads
Cunt
the little brown tweaker for finland looks to be getting some nice flight lads
>The city of Nathan Collins
estonia's khurram butt appears to be a dogged right handed opening bat
sweden*
finland are batting
it's cool how Russia has a domestic competition
lol nvm are started watching an old stream by accident
tell me about peter gallagher, looks to have shots
KEK
wish finbro was here
idea: tinder with only Asian girls on it
wish I were black
Just go to China
I wonder if tinder is blocked by their government
could move to Sydney too, might have the same effect
HMMM
wtf that's my daughter
definitely a bot
good laugh though
is there a faggier band than brand new
Bright Eyes
The Devil and God are Raging Inside me is a great album you fucking mong
what does ur boyfriend think about it
homophobia is not tolerated in /cric/
deja entendu is honestly the lesser evil
is shinedown /cric/ approved?
what % of banner ad money do the jannies get?
not sure if my dog just has a virus or if this is really the end
taken it to a vet yet?
i dunno if you can on sunday defo will tomorrow
Hasn't moved out of bed in about 24 hours
might end it all
such a shitty thing to go through as a pet owner
that rick and morty show everyone loves looks fucking shit
i know dude it may just be an acute thing tho i guess
its funny at times but most episodes are shit
seems very reddit
i need to take it easy with the drinking and drugs lads :(
wake up every morning feeling like a freight train has hit me
nah just keep doing them
just go to the fucking vet, you fucking retard
>i dunno if you can on sunday
rspca.org.uk
findavet.rcvs.org.uk
bluecross.org.uk
vets-now.com
think coming off my anti-depressants and skipping all appointments with my psych wasn't the best idea in hindsight
he only started getting ill yesterday tho, surely may as well give it 48 hours?
what harm will it do taking it in now, could be the difference between life and death
it makes me feel like shit too but a few days later when my mood 'peaks' again im up for it again and the sad cycle continues
janny taken the weekend off i rkn
Do the mods have a grudge against /cric /?
yeah
since no mods or jannies watch cricket these threads got pretty unregulated and now every time a new janny gets recruited they try to shut it down
same thing happens to /nrl/, au/sp/ and /bundes/
> that brief period where /cric/ dies after 3/4 of the posters get banned
my life is empty then
need a gf
nah he deleted a few posts further up after some kiwi reported them