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I'M A PICKLE TAHAHEHEHE

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare

>tfw no gf

What podcasts do we listen to?

Emily off emmerdale
FUCKING HELL

china will be in ruins in 50 years

men in blazers

audiobook versions of platonic dialogues 2bh :(

What is /brit/s opinion on the resurgence of the Royal Navy?

The #1 risk factor for becoming a mass shooter in the USA is being a male virgin in your 20s

Meh I stopped to listening to them and the football weekly at the same time

>china will be in ruins in 50 years

wanna bet on that?

not interested

dat mk ultra stare

anime

waste of money we should have given the money to africa

>not priya
cmon son step it up

second chinese revolution when
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Greater London

listening to kevin smith interview tara strong on his podcast

youtube.com/watch?v=NmQqshvpX1Y
LOVE numales

>go on date with algerian gf
>propose to go to a cute coffeeshop in the city center
>she says it's too hot and she proposes to go to the swimming pool
>Of an international hotel, located 20km outside the city
>entrance to the swimming pool costs the equivalent of 100€ for 2 people
>ah yes algerian gfs

Just had a chicken burger, chips, fishcake, donner kebab meat. Fat? Na, not me

been there done that
living in a flat is terrible
you have at least 4 neighbours who make lots of noise
it's shite

idk fantano seems rather relaxed

GOOD post

sensitivity to noise is an autistic trait.

Regularly:

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Dan Carlin's Common Sense
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's MMPC
Athetico Mince (new episode up!)
Adam Buxton's podcast
JRE (selected guests)
Nerdist (selected guests)
Richard Herring's Leciester Square Theatre podcast

And occasionally:

Ben Shapiro (Daily Wire)
Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio
Tell 'Em Steve Dave
Nick DiPaolo
Sleepycast
Joey Diaz's Church of What's Happening Now
Marc Maron's WTF (selected guests)
Hollywood Handbook (selected guests)
Doug Stanhope's podcast
Worst Idea of All Time


Have finished (and can recommend):

The Biggest Problem in the Universe
The Adam and Joe Radio Show (both XFM and BBC shows)
Uninformed with Bill Burr and Joe Derosa
What Say You (Impractical Jokers podcast - not officially ended)
Go Bayside
The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM (and BBC?)

sounds familiar

don't you have a beach though?

what's this pic meant to be
dark knight?

stop donating money to africa and instead donate to the north of england
they have roads made of concrete
houses full of damp and mould
no jobs
no infrastructure

>thinking you need a military in 2017 if you aren't the US, Russia, China, South Korea, or some hellhole in Africa

Made one of those improv fleshlights lads, allow me to report;
>feels decent, not sure it's worth the effort
>do NOT use body lotion as a lube, burns like the sun when you're finished
>most of the guides out there must be made for people with shrimp dicks, couldn't fit in mine without making it bigger
All in all 7/10. Would not recommend if you have any self respect though.

Sargon's This week in stupid
Molyneux
PJW's 'is an idiot' series

Want to play minecraft now but I can't remember fuck all in survival

can't imagine being so retarded that you need to watch a 37 minute about a game of thrones episode
its not hard to understand

>>thinking you need a military in 2017 if you aren't the US, Russia, China, South Korea, or some hellhole in Africa

Liberal democrats. Led by a bloke that doesn't believe in gay marriage and want to reverse Brexit.

I suggest a new name for them.
The illiberal anti-democrats.

- Dave.

making peppered steak*, tenderstem broccoli, chips, and peppercorn sauce

*quorn

>propose

stop saying this word before I propose to HEEM you

*screams point blank in your face*

Don't like it? Yeah you're autistic you bumder.

I started Hannibal Buress: Handsome Rambler yesterday, it's pretty great

It's already ruins if you visit anything that isn't a first tier city.

>People who defend communism are people who didn't live under communism
Shocker.

Business idea: An app like Deliveroo but for someone in your house to make you something in the kitchen

t. really want a bowl of cheerios but can't be bothered to go downstairs

Yeah we do but it's overcrowded and you need to pay similar prices to get into a private one with less people. I don't like what this country is turning into.

why do we need ships if we have Trident?

Just build more nukes instead

*looks at flag*

ah yes, couldn't POSSIBLY have a biased opinion

You mean a wife?

found your huse

you are not British.
Get out.

shut up you fucking teenage little emabrassing shit

Listening to podcasts is pure runt behaviour tb h, just a step up from audiobooks.

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It's a new internet meme that I created. If you don't get it now, you will soon. Just wait and see. It's all part of my master plan.

making peppered steak

Wow ur cool

made this gondola

feed back?

I thought people who were too lazy to make cereal were a meme used to scare lazy bachelors. You guys exist?

The queen still head of state in Canada. I can stay here if I so choose.

>sensitivity to noise is an autistic trait.
no
I just like peace and quiet

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If we had a one party state, the party would be working hard for the millennial generation to bring down housing prices and secure a prosperous future

Instead the tories have just paid some runty party £1 billion to do nothing, imagine how many houses could have been built with that money.

so-called """"""democracy"""""" truly is amazing, huh guys

My neighbours are all pretty quiet, I live in a nice area. Living with housemates can be horrific, depending on the people, but the advantages of living alone is worth any amount of noise from neighbouring flats.

I can keep it as clean or messy as I like, without complaints, or being disgusted by other people's shit, and that goes for the kitchen and bathroom as well. Everything is where I left it, including food in the fridge. What goes on the telly, what music is on, all up to me. Nobody is ever using the cooker, toilet or bath, they're free 24/7. Nobody comes in unless I allow it. I decide on the temperature, the volume level, the lighting, the furniture configuration of every room.

If I had to live with someone else, even a "soulmate," I'd probably kill myself.

hate snobs

The conquered should fear the conquerors
>Urbicus may have campaigned against severalBritish tribes(possibly including factions of the northern Brigantes), certainly against the lowland tribes ofScotland; the Votadini and the Selgovae of theScottishBorders region, also the Damnonii of Strathclyde and the Novantae of Dumfries andGalloway

with tenderstem broccoli, chips and peppercorn sauce?

>gf keeps going on about how clever she is
>is literally retarded, knows absolutely nothing about anything besides celebrities, gossip and makeup

Women are fucking overrated lads.

nah reckon you're actually a bit autistic. a behaviour pattern is already emerging and you've only made like 3 posts about it.

meet me outside kimberly tesco and make me

s'all this then?

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>If we had a one party state, the party would be working hard for the millennial generation to bring down housing prices and secure a prosperous future
>Instead the tories have just paid some runty party £1 billion to do nothing, imagine how many houses could have been built with that money.
>so-called """"""democracy"""""" truly is amazing, huh guys

made this peppered steak with tenderstem broccoli, chips and peppercorn sauce

love lana rhoades

can't imagine dating a stupid slag obsessed with celebrities who babbles on about vapid inane shit all the time

gonna go gym for a heavy set of squats

got haemorrhoids too so my arsehole is going to be dripping bloood by the time im done

the lengths one must go eh.

99% of the female population lad

gonna go gym for a heavy set of squats

The easiest way to become a 'liked' character/trip on this shit website is to have no political opinions, no quarrels with anyone or any type of person and just post women 24/7

love women

literally all girls.

There's an evolutionary advantage to women being dumb as rocks. It's so they relate better to babies and don't get bored playing with them. It's very cute and respectable when you think about it.

gonna go to the sauna for a heavy arse fisting

I am right now.

Really underestimated the power of pussy ngl.

going to the gay bar to serve drinks and get paid

love gondola

Reminder that Hong Kong and Shanghai are rightful British clay.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6f3lplUf8

Look for females in the country. They're actually fun to be around most of the time unlike innacity girls.

the algerian is alan

any shia in?

it doesn't matter how much something is regulated if it's the market aspect of that failed then it's still a failure of the market

True.

Problem is the minute you offend one autistic he will make it seem like the whole general hates you.

official list of good things:

communism
slags
football
cats
baneposting
apu

gay

fuck off leftypol

they say i'm not a muslim

all the successes of capitalism are down to government expenditure.

all the failures of communism are down to authoritarianism

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