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Anzu!

Last year I was truly happy was 2008

I like cute white girls who go to the same college as me.

Would enjoy her finger up my arse

miserable post

2008 was the beginning of the end

I don't think there's been a year where I wasn't truly happy. Can I bottle satisfaction and sell it?

Are you brown or black?

Black

Gerrmans are swarthy nonwhites Poles are pale blacks, so yes.

bants aside though, we can all agree that California and new york are the best states

Why are you black

Mine was 2015. Lucky me.

Post hands

Mine was 2017.

>New York and California are the best states

Cool, be sure to have set with as many White women as you can, eventually Marry one and have mixed race kids with her

going out for a smoke, see ya lads

>new york
Why? Not memeing, I just don't get why you'd say that.

It helps that I was 11 years old back then

because I'm from NY

and it's the best state for a variety of reasons

Canada has a lower GDP and population than California. This is why Leafs should be raked. Then we superior Americans could put Canada's vast natural resources to use.

I left the USA that year hmmm...
Are you trying to tell me something?

Me too. Fellow /1996/?

stupid kids

t.1994

Second best*

97 actually

stupid candian

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Good taste op

depends what you are looking for

making steak

>at this moment a white woman is having sex with a non White man
Very cool

I was born 3 months before 1997

1998 for me

see how privileged you fats are?

_ ____ _ _____ __________

>at this moment a catholic priest is diddling a child

What happened then?

Bosnian war.

Oh, aside from muh relevance, I disagree. No state east of the Mississippi is in the top 10.

>mfw americans can't tap their debit cards

I turned 12.

>Slovenia
>Bosnian war

americans are living in 1998

>11
>mfw I was 23 in 2008

gonna tap your ass

Alri grandpa

what is a 32 year old doing on /cum/

Proxyfag
kys

nigga i smoked my first joint before you even learned to walk like hahahaha just stand on your own two legs nigga

i hate people younger than me

Soon everyone will be younger than you :^)

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Damn straight, son
Why not? I'm also married and employed.
Fuck your gay little clubhouse.

So you will be a bitter old man who hates the world?

i hate people who post cara

I've never touched marijuana

My name is John and I'm 26. I live in Omaha, Nebraska.

why are old people so rude

probably

i mean i hate people younger than me who post on /cum/

>smoked my first joint
Summer of 1997 for me. Tripped for the first time the next summer.
You?
Why did you ask a question with a rude implication?

>mfw when i was browsing Sup Forums for the first time i was under age
>anons hated under age posters
>Now i'm older and there's underage posters here

hmmmm

i was just asking cause i was curious

Probably younger than most people ITT.

want a coffee crisp desu

MODS

I'm not underage, geezer. My age starts with a 2.

20?

late 2000 I guess? I tried acid once a couple of years later.

And this, this is the story of how I met Jane, the love of my life.
... Omaha, you might know that name from those movies they'd show you in class about the Normandy landings. The most deadly of all the beaches chosen for the invasion of France. Well turns out growing up in Omaha was a bit like reliving what those soldiers on Omaha beach had gone through. Everything here was miserable, dull and dangerous. I didn't think a lonely old kid from Omaha ever had a shot at happiness. I thought we were all doomed to drift and be forgotten like those men who had died at Omaha beach.
But that of course was until I met Jane.

>cue title card
>"My date with Jane", a rom-com of D-Day disaster proportions! For the whole family!

Yes

>bored
>mildly but chronically depressed
>self-destructive
>hate you all; come here to shitpost
>really fucking hate the kraut
I'm here for the same reasons, more or less, as everyone else.

There are people here who were born in 1998

I am one of those people, just turned 19 a week ago

They're a minority

Good to know I'm not the only oldfag ITT for once.

how do you deal with being a 30 something?

Were the 90's better or worse than today?

you don't even know the extent of my oldfagness, I wear a mullet, drink cheap beer and walk around in stretched out T-shirts over my beer belly. The look of pure horror on 20 year olds' faces when I roll into a nightspot is worth it.

...

Doing drugs and coming here. Life's actually better and easier now than when I was 22. Sure, I wasn't as fat and hairy, and my dick stayed harder longer, but now I have a wife and some financial security.
Both, dummy. Not everything has to be a value judgment, son.

*devours feces*

britpop suuuuucked
edgy hip-hop suuuuucked
skate punk suuuucked
nu metal suuuucked
piles of CD's suuuuucked
pre-internet piracy suuuucked
audio casettes suuuuucked
home videos on VHS suuuucked
80s action movie reruns suuuucked

oh, and the fashion was horrible, tracksuits and pyjama-like clothes were the height of fashion

fuck any era of the world prior to the spread of fast and cheap internet

What wage is necessary to live a simple but comfortable life in a nice detached waterfront property in Cascadia?

>black """"people""""

Hello cute poster how are u

You're looking at a million plus just for the house

Hahahahahaha

...

Even if you're memeing, I like you.
>The look of pure horror on 20 year olds' faces when I roll into a nightspot is worth it.
Isn't it great to not have to give a fuck about and even be able to be antagonistic towards youth culture?

No I'm not, I spent all day at work today procrastinating on US and Canadian realty sites, and average range for a nice cabin is $350-850k. Can obviously go more expensive (or even cheaper), but there were lots of really nice houses in that range.

weebs gas yourselves

August 8, 2014 for me.

>wage
You're not getting that without a very good salary.

Just your daily reminder.

Latinas master race.

Those cabins usually require you to own a boat, and there will be a ton of other expenses

Sup Forums will die when people who were born in 03 can legally post here

Sincerely hope you guys haven't fallen for the brown woman meme

She's too young, and Latinas don't age well. She'll be fat by 24.

I was using the terms interchangeably desu

Why do they need you to own a boat? And what sort of added expenses are we talking? How much will they come to per month?

I like them as well but I prefer white girls again