Fucking aussies

Fucking aussies

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>You would make a fine soldier.
>Just gotta do a bit of testing, down unda.

I wouldnt mind being raped by a strong sexy australian

fuck off Milo

Yeah and there's an American navy(?) officer in deep shit for molesting a kid in Japan, what's your point?

It's just bants, m8.

No wonder they call it Down Under

Where did you think the "sad australian shitposter" meme stemmed from?

If a sheila can't hack it, then she's not cut out for those savages in the middle east

WTF AUSTRALIA, I SAID "DOWN UNDER" NOT "DOWN LOW"!

Someone has to prepare them for the inviteable anal fissure caused by emus.

>Be aussie
>Join military to have a nice wank and be badass
>Female seargent
>"As ya know, ya gotta get raped for initiation"
>noice
>"user you're goin first"
>NOICE
>Clothes are stripped
>You are taken to a large metal door
>Instinctively you are scared
>Dunno why bugger that
>The door opens, you're tossed in
>Door closes quickly, you hear the people behind the door yell "Crikey mate i think one looked at me"
>You look up expecting chicks ready for a good shag
>Its ostriches
>Ton of them
>Empty crate labled "VIAGRA" in the corner
>To never lose to the enemy...
>Ones army must withstand the enemy

Hello paki, do you poo in the loo

Good post

But a lot of them were men raping other men...

just bants m8

Explains a lot about Aussie culture.

What's wrong with a bit of light-hearted banter?

>get promoted to DI
>as the new guy it's your turn to rape the cadets
>it's the abo recruits

what do? close eyes and think of emu?

>female
You've got to be kidding me.

>Be Australian
>Get raped

Aborigines were raping so many kids that the Howard government had to send in the military in 2007

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Territory_National_Emergency_Response

ITS EMUS, YOU POMMY CUNT!

That's because there are no cute boipussi in Australia. Just weird spiders and killer birds.

>ostriches
>not emus or cassowaries
You had one job

Australia is filled to the brim with boypussy waiting to be plundered

t. boypussy expert

meh, the cadets are all private all-boys school knob-jockeys anyway, pretty much think of Sup Forums

so they were just raping their own children?