Why can't real women be brought to the brink of death from cock like in my animes Sup Forums?

Why can't real women be brought to the brink of death from cock like in my animes Sup Forums?

They can, you just need a horsecock to do it

I see you haven't had a hypersexual gf.

>you'll never mindbreak a woman with your dick

Any man under eight inches should not be allowed to breed

Eugenics must be reintroduced for the good of mankind

Your dick's not big enough. I have done it many times though.

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I made a girl passout and fall over during an orgasm. That was pretty cool.

You a need a special kind of cock. A canadian cock.

>longer dick is better goyim!
>how? well the women say it is!

Such genetic advantage!

Vibrators

Watch Sensei Pearl on hogtied, brought to tears from too many orgasms, it's amazing watching real life mind break

Yeah sure m8

because real women are shit user.

Using a good vibrator on your girl while she blows you is cool. It's pretty hot hearing a girl come over and over while she tries to suck your dick.

GOD DAMN IT CANADA

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EU regulations. Vote leave!

You already did with your military, why so lustful aus?

>tfw threesome with slime and dullahan

I read somewhere that women react on deep, hormonal level to canadian penises

Post your dick

Shit thread

This emu shit is a Kiwi conspiracy to demotivate the Australian race, I swear to god. See this pic? There's nothing like it in real life. If a real woman was walking down the street with a male emu next to her, everyone would look down on her like the god damn feather dusting slut she is. Emu cloacas aren't even that big, they're the same size as Australian penises. The media just likes to portray them differently, again all for demotivation.

Fuck this. Fuck you.

>be /fit/
>rarely hook up with women because they think I'm unapproachable and I'm shy
>when I manage to pull one it's always the same
>fuck her within an inch of sanity
>she falls in love with my cock and by association me
>run away because I'm afraid of commitment and still in love with my ex after four fucking years
It's never going to get better is it.

Postin best girl

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(You)

Top kek

Penis length depends mainly on body fat

you could gain 3 inches going from a 45%BF landwhale to a 1%BF athlete.

There is literally no excuse for having a small dick

classic 'straya top kek

I once saw a video where a girl was fucked by a machine and she literally started drooling and her eyes rolled because of how fast it was going.

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>you will never own a sylvie.

I've been dating a schizo girl who had previously only been in one relationship (for a month before he lost it)

Since we began having sex the only thing that seems to calm her down is a good fuck, once a day. It's not that bad considering my last girlfriend cucked me and many many books later I realized that I was the one in the wrong.

You see it's harder to lead as a man with a schizoaffective girl. I feel stronger for it and yet somehow unaffected. Anyway the secret to anime girls is they all have either type a or type b masculine personality types. This is why they appeal to men who watch them, the men have feminine personality types. No biggie though

Saved for BANTZ

No homo though

Gave me a chuckle

This desu. Anyway OP if you're serious about making women bend to your will I suggest you get gud at eating pussy. Make her orgasm like twice before you even stick it in her.

T. 6 incher

This thread prove once more than canadians and australians are the best posters on pol

>tfw I'd probably be even too beta to have my way with her

Just squat the pain away OP.

b-back off guys. sylvie is mine.

>This is why they appeal to men who watch them, the men have feminine personality types.

No I just have thing for making dominant girls submissive.