Tfw no Russian gf

>Tfw no Russian gf

Бaгз...

You and every human above the lithosphere. At least you're not that autistic Italian poster who spams this thread every day.

Bugs lay off those carrots you fat fuck

Mнe нyжeн pyccкий gf(

This problem needs to be known and dealt with

Since this thread is pertinent to Russia, I'll ask you Russanons: what are your nominations for the three best Russian cities?

Moscow, St Petersburg, Sochi/Krasnodar

agreed

>tfw had Ukranian gf but fucked it up

>tfw no italian gf

what happened?

W-would you consider an American gf?

>tfw no Russian bf
Moscow, Ryazan, and Lukhovitsy.

poжa pязaнcкaя

>чypкoгpaд и двa гopoдa в пoдчypкoвьe
Haйc мeм

zitto elmer

what is Novosibirsk like?

seen a lot of qties from there

big city, pretty rich, not a lot of old or beautiful places (city is 120 years old)

> cute russian virgins

Moscow
St Petersburg
Tel Aviv

russian annexed her crimea

>mfw a cute russian guy looks in my general direction

They'll drown you and take your shit

>tfw no catholic russian girlfriend

Yalta, Moscow, st pete

>Russia
>Catholic

>catholic russian
Did you mean Ukrainian gf?

bugs na cairéad..

>Yalta
Isn't it supposed to be Ukrainian?

Lmao

>tfw no Kazakh gf

>Yalta
cheater

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