Question: why is Mario still a plumber? Shouldn't he just be guardian of Mushroom Kingdom or something by now?
Question: why is Mario still a plumber? Shouldn't he just be guardian of Mushroom Kingdom or something by now?
Jaxon Hill
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John Diaz
looks like you came to the wrong neighborhood
Benjamin Martin
He's not really still a plumber, though. That was just kind of the last thing he was before he became a hero. No?
Parker Collins
Why should you critisize a man for doing what he loves? Not all men want power and fame. Mario is a simple man with simple wants who simply acts when his country needs him.
Jason Reyes
mushroom kingdom is not his country
Brandon Wilson
yeah, my bad.
Oliver White
Thats just like, your opinion man.
Noah Jones
Is just one of xir multiple genders. Sometimes he identifies as a racoon, other as a competitive kart driver expert.
Also, nice ID get, sounds like something my 12 year old me would have as an username.
Jaxson Ross
Why do you have a 12 year old you?
Henry Rogers
do you think there is racial tension between different toads?
Tyler Price
Nah, I think the colors of their heads is like having different colored hair.
Mason Martin
He may not be a plumber but homeboy knows how to lay pipe
Jackson Martin
Yeah I'm sure he wants to hang around a bunch of talking mushrooms instead of taking peach back to his apartment and railing the shit out of her
Nathaniel Parker
stealin yo wimminz
Easton Brown
>American attempt at wit
Wyatt Taylor
The lucky dog.
Jeremiah Howard
>big nose
>part of mario's gameplay involves collecting coins
Is he a Jew?
Bentley Brooks
That's like saying there's a racial tension between blondes, brunettes and redheads.
Carter Miller
he is only 5'1''
Carson Hall
I doubt he's worked a day in his life (as a plumber or otherwise) being a filthy wop.
Logan Murphy
There is.
Justin Cruz
>says mama mia
If he were Jewish his catchphrase would have been oy gevalt
It's just sometimes very hard to tell Italians from Jews.
The real lupus test is "Has this person tried to destroy the cultural, economic, or moral structure of a country"
Looking at Mario, he saves the princess, participates in local traditions, and collects coins.
So I think it's safe to Say mario isn't a Jew
Justin Ross
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Logan Bailey
it's a simple plumber who takes drugs to see that magical world, all it's a fucking drea m(like the smb2 ending)
Angel Powell
no its not. but smb3 was a stage play
John Adams
wario is the kike one
Easton Perez
Isaac Scott
Brody Rodriguez
Great thread OP. Great thread.
Lucas Fisher
What plumbing? The only thing he does is fight turtles for his rich girlfriend.