OFFICIAL SWANSEA CITY v NEWCASTLE UNITED MATCH THREAD 2

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So much for the Renato Sanches hype.

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alvaro morata

First for Ali Dia

>de krul

le funny hair man

once shoved a golf ball up my arse at work because I was bored

Britain belongs to Islam

wtf hamez is playing?????

>why the fuck did I leave Man City for this shit

>be black
>expect to be a CM

Not a fucking chance. That requires an IQ above 100. Blacks simply don't have enough processing power in those noggins of theirs.

If they had a proper striker nwcastle could be alright

merino looks good, aside from the dive

>who is Iniesta

Fuck off Sup Forums

i think you are merely pretending to be a Sup Forumstard

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Still relevant I see.

Get a Boner on

yeah niggers are stupid lol

wow, rude

Thanks Captain Obvious.

ok this is actually a pretty decent troll persona

Renato Sanches has lost possession 14 times in 28 minutes. Welcome to the Premier League.

>hair hitting him in the eyes

is he shit because he can't see shit?

le lose the ball and look silly man

not a big fan of couscous

Sanchez makes Joey Barton look like Xavi.

I say anything and oh pol this pol that why don't you fuck off. Literally obsessed, I'm soo sorry I'm passionate about Nazism can we talk about some footy now la? Christ

kek

Sanches has fucking wotsits at the bottom of his hair

we're watching a game where tom carroll is by far the best player

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ban when

well you're an idiot then

of the stands?

couscous nonce

>Sanches

You'd think it'd be too transparent to work but my lord the guardian readers ITT don't have any critical thinking do they

>you will never be Benitez and make substitutions while sitting at home watching the game

has the sanches hype died off already then?

Couldn't name 5 of the players on the ptch atm hahahahahaha

Mikel Merino is the best player m8

fucking lel

I think I've figured out what Sanches is good at

He gets tackled and wins free kicks

Holy fuck you could see his brain trying to process that

who?

That's a goddamn hand ball.

how has my boy merino been doing?

sadly tuchel didn't fancy him for some reason

best diver maybe lol

stop crying, dumbers

The commentators have stopped praising him as much, but I think BBC's livetext have doubled down on hyping him.

...

Are you retarded?

Gerrard said that in the 5 years he worked with Benitez, he never had a conversation with him that wasn't about football.

attempted a blatant dive for a penalty

opinions?

I SHAN'T (, pog)

>swansea newcastle
>2 threads

truly british ess pee is a magical place

A PASS NIGGA THAT'S THE SHIT I DONT LIKE

Gerrard's said a lot of strange things over the years

nah it deflected up off his torso, natural position for the slide, nothing he could do.
Good call

Only here for Sanches, senpai

looks like they've stopped altogether

quoting steve claridge:
>Renato Sanches looks like a player who has not played a lot of games and someone who just arrived on Friday. He has to get used to the Premier League, do some defending and do some work without the ball. It has not been the best debut I've ever seen.

Been one of our better players, don't like the fact he dives but his close control is superb.

>Everton could realistically win the league

the Sanches effect

Question is, why was there any hype in the first place?

and he's not even good imagine that

well can you imagine trying to talk to gerrard about anything even remotely cultural

Last game of matchday lad

he played pretty well at arsenal

Renato Sanches
Davinson Sanches
Alexis Sanches

Who would win in a scrap?

>Sandchess

>everton could realistically win a game of football

>apologies for the bad language you may have heard
lmao

>Apologies for the bad language
KEKED
U
C
K
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>sanches

>Sanches
ahahaha oh my fucking god

rate em

Craig Bellamy's autobiography is also very damning of Benitez.

Said he's extremely cold to his players and made announcements via paper notices pinned to noticeboards instead of just talking to them.

KEK SANCHES

from the guardian livetext:

>57 min: Sanches tumbles 30 yards from goal. Free-kick to Swansea. It’s made for Gylf... sorry.

>58 min: Sanches takes the free-kick, but it’s not much of a surprise to see his effort drift aimlessly over the bar.

ayy lmao

>shitches

Kek anyone else hear that "fuakin 'ell"

>Sanches
Oh my god he is really fucking shit

Sánchez has been abysmal holy shit

BONY BONY BONY

7 5 1 3 4 6 2

Who doesn't?

>sanches can't get past championship players
Truly a meme player

B O N Y

What happened?

>tfw never knew a super agent when I was a teenager that could convince a footballing giant that I'm good and get me a €100,000-a-week 5 year contract

This is a new and sad feel.

rude ;_;

>You now remember Leicester City Football Club

3>4>7>1>6>5>2

He's done.. he's exhausted, standing in midfield, can't even run anymore

>A top 4 player.

imagine Ruben Neves is playing in the Championship and Renato Sanches is playing in the Prem

6

Did anyone else see the kid making faces behind Boner just then?

would
would
would
would
maybe
maybe
would

>tfw
Even once they realised you were shit, it would still cost them millions to pay you off, and you'd be set.

Left to right

8/10
6/10
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8/10
7/10

Fucking state of this Super Sunday

>call black people dumb
>lol u troll

so THIS is the power of leftypol