OFFICIAL ATLANTA FALCONS @ CHICAGO BEARS GAMETHREAD #1

OPENING DAY MOTHERFUCKERS

SET PHASERS FOR NO EXPECTATIONS VS THE REIGNING NFC CHAMPS. FUCK YEAH CAPS LOCK

Kickoff at Noon CST. Game's on Fox.

Rob Riggle is a fucking hack

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Fuck da haters

I bet right now is the best I'm gonna be feeling about the bears all season so let's enjoy these last few minutes before the game starts

I can't wait to hear all the SB references

Lgtss

Here we go lads, back for another year

Remember! Take a shot every time the mention the Superbowl!

enjoy dying

>yfw burrs

r-rise up

But wait, did you know they were up 28-3??????????????????

Here's hoping there's lube for us fans for this year.

Itll happen

Fucking Publix commercials always make me tear up. why do they need to make a commercial about groceries so dramatic?

I wonder if my liver will survive this season

Mmm I'm ready for sexy rexy references.

HE"S GOING DEEP

These commentators are usually cool so I won't mute it for now.

can someone hook it up with a stream i love da bears

All right boys, place your bets
When does baby mitch start???

A). Sits the entire year
B.) After the bye
C.) In a few weeks
D.) Glennon dies on the first snap today

>Cornelison
FUCK YES

*kneels*

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

BASED AS FUCK JIM

mitchell TRUBISKY not mike GLENNON ok. bear down

>This singer
The only good thing about the Bears tbqh

WOO WOO WOO WOO
Bears WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO WOO

How beta are other cities that they don't even cheer during the anthem. Have some pride and cheer for America

week 6 after the bears go 1-4

I'm actually scared of the Bears front 7

Holy fuck we got a B-2 flyover. rest of the league BTFO.

>1-4
>1
Where do you see 1 in this murderer's row of a season start?

I laughing, thinking of all the kaep supporters protesting outside hearing Jim singing the anthem while the whole stadium cheers

Mike Glennon will throw 3 touchdowns

a fucking B2

dat B-2 doe

>stealth bomber
>is actually incredibly loud

Well considering they basically have same Oline bitches from last season except for 2..I'd argue after glennon dies taking a hit like 4 QBs did last season.

He'll be started due to injury. Not because he's ready

Their D looks underrated but it shouldn't take many points to outscore them

today

> he doesn't know it's to hide from radar

That's the reason football has always made a point to do it. To make football seem like an institution.

we're never going to escape peyton manning are we?

>B2
america of my life

you don't say?

Big bold prediction of the game: Takk Mckinley will have 3 sacks

Hell yeah, regular season time!

>Thinking you can outrun the Chicken Parm

Who

ok but who's going to actually score for us guys?

who /comfy/ here?

So how often do they fly stealth bombers over the field versus the Blue Angels?

and the SB references begin

Duke Riley to have 6 tackles, 1 PD, 1 Sack and 1 FF.

Hopefully Sark can keep the offense going.

>bears deferred

Lovie is back

AYYYYYY

is Chicago finally getting bombed?

It doesn't get picke up by radar

Howard

Our only option

>flag

refs need to fuck off when it comes to kickoffs. this shit is out of control. no wonder the NFL is dead.

Who again

>refball already

Nobody. It will come from defense most likely

>the new shit scorebar now has the local station's logo watermarked over it
I hate this modern UI bullshit

Kek

Cohen

>excuses already

Thank God Eric Weems is not with the Falcons anymore

This ref seems like he'd be an asshole irl

literally on the first play. this is probably the same anti-georgia crew that refballed the notre dame game last night.

Superbowl HANGOVER

Here we go lads

Not only is he an asshole, he is a packer fan

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>these refs

I've never seen the blue angels so a fly over. I've seen the B2 3 times personally. used to be a group of F-16s from the air national guard in Terre Haute or something

who's got the longer neck, glennon or ryan?

>Falcons getting Patriot refball privileges

Niggas whining about refball on a legit call. Football is back!

> it was a first down
What the fuck

I liked the 99th yards personally ;)

Reverse image search that stuff, my folder is a mess.

>This picture will never be relevant again ;_;

Dont worry, Jeff hates the bears

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

>Julio

God, it's been too long since I've seen that beast

Just hearing him on the mic annoys me

>bears fans actually still pay to go to the game
for what purpose

>it 3rd down
>no wait guys it's a 1st
>Lets not even measure it guys
Refball. Not even two minutes in

>these refs

>not sure if its a guy or a girl that I posted..

Hope his foot is properly healed.

we're addicted to giving shitty owners more money

Jeez that was terrible refball and I'm a Falcons fan

Even on replay they show him way away from first down and no one challenged it.

Fucking why

he was the kind of dude who would do something good once on a full moon when saturn was aligned with venus and the sun or some shit.

P.s I plan on not getting banned this season like last season

He was obviously 2 yards shy. How did they fuck that up

thank you based turf monster

>not even subtle about the refball

Gotta support the funds for the Witch's immortality serum somehow. Shit's expensive.

Wow what a shit tier field.

REFBALL
>REFBALL
REFBALL
>REFBALL
REFBALL

BASED FUCKING FREEMAN