/balt/ + /ausnz/

*muffled response* edition

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first for my balls are sweaty

take a shower you bogan cunt

3rd for maid outfit in a few days

I actually enjoy smelling it

5th for photos of cute maid outfit in a few days
You aren't supposed to say it out loud...

God I wish that was me
You should get some animal ears to go with your maid outfit

I ordered cat ears and a tail

buttplug or accessory only?

Holy fuck that's hot

buttplug. I'm finally going to try to use one

yis

>buttplug
very nice, tell me how it goes

Wow it's just not my day, my laptop just ran out of power and I lost all the notes I'd been taking for the last couple of hours

alright

gay

>not periodically saving your work
kinda dumb desu
In DETAIL

Why don't I just send you a video

that would be even better

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your kinda dumb desu
Yes!

wow rude, no I'm not!

gonna talk him into tying me up desu

Couldn't get any good photos last night. All the ones I have are too dark or blurry to see anything useful. I'll try again tonight.

That's a shame, you be careful out there!

I'm sorry
Just tie yourself up and wait for him

hmm... Maybe I'll just put on the uniform and everything without any panties on and wait for him to come home

Thinking of buying poison from bunnings and filling up a super soaker with it. Or a just use a cricket bat.

Maybe try a makeshift flamethrower

You need to wear the uniform, have a gag in and tie yourself up and then wait for him to come home to let him ravish you with complete control.

fuck that sounds hot

THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

Yeh but I don't want to destroy the bodies. I didn't have any hair pulling last night but the scratching at the window continued. The only other strange thing that occurred was the birds in the tree outside my house that usually squawk really loudly in the morning were not there this morning but it's too early to confirm anything. I'll report back if anything happens. See yah.

pretty sure he's going to come and claim his rights when he gets finished with his finals tomorrow

maybe they killed all the birds... and you are next.

Hot, I wish I could be in the same situation

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get that plane ticket and I'll put you in that situation desu

wssup fagget loosers

>tfw I want gay sex with kiwi user but I remember we are both doing it ironically.
b-but I'm happy for you america, go make your dreams come true.

>b-but I'm happy for you america
T-thanks. he makes me happy

That's a bit out of my budget
sup homie
>we are both doing it ironically
y-yeah... ironically

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baka
daisuki

I'm starting to think I've mastered the art of irony, I mean some people here think we are serious, how crazy is that!

just chillin listening to music, u?

Balt

ausnz

Sven

mtfg

Hello fellow extella player. How is it going

How could anyone think that, I only want to ironically dress up in a cute costume and ironically give you head

Studying while watching a movie in the background

Not much beaten another chapter
You?

Completed whole game and spending my day with doing event on fgo.

Its absurd, they accuse us even though I just want to ironically tie you up and treat you like a pet.
I swear its character assassination

Nice

>shithuania
Shit thread

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>treat you like a pet
This is the ideal

God bless you Kyoani

duckduckgo>>google
opera>>google chrome
amirite?

Come on 2018 please come faster

How dare they slander your good name

>tie you up and treat you like a pet
I would ironically love that

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thread theme

good theme

stroking my benis but can't get it to erect

I bet I could help with that ;)

can you not

Why would you say that, do you not want him to be happy

Haha.

n-no it's not that...

Yeah, it's a fun event and will most likely result into getting a 5star servant.

h-haha to you too

>nz gets a general
>90% gay weebs cybering with each other

Then what is it

>cybering
I wish

>nz gets a general
>90% gay weebs cybering with each other
I just didn't think it was an appropriate comment.
We are better than this.

danke

Which servant do you want to get?

Proto saber.
I have already all sabers and her knights, except for proto saber and now it's even must grind grind grind

>current_year
>not being a gay weeb and engage in post-ironic homosexual erotic roleplaying in a mongolian basket-weaving website

I see.
How do events work anyways? Are you more likely to get a better servant when summoning?

negroes

You should find them and kill them.

Shit thread.

You play, level up get chance for summoning and summon new ones in hope for a rare one. So it's totally a grind feast.
Don't think the chances of a rare or good servant is during the event phase, however some servants like proto saber are locked only during events.

>I wish
So do I...

Sosig

*revives thread*

*revives cok*

*kills thread*

Nothing personal kiddo

I don't know who I would rather be in this photo.

probably felix desu

Yea, I think so too

>getting teased but you can never do anything about it
>do the teasing but you can always escalate it if you want to

hnng

>tfw another Friday night spent online.

Very talkative bunch in here tonight.