Grandma keeps using black magic and witch craft to curse my family because she hates my mother

Grandma keeps using black magic and witch craft to curse my family because she hates my mother

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you know magic is not real, right?

shit in her garden

play to your strengths

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Stop mixing stereotypes

Why are Pakistani bagpipes so horrible?

God made them that way so only non-whites can appreciate them

You're white though

Do Pakistanis eat lasagna?

no
Yes

fight magic with magic. :^)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_(poison)#Sorcery

What are some good recipes for Pakistani foods?

Your grandma used to be Indian, remind her of the old ways

>Dad and Grandma are users of Vodun magic
>I'm a complete fedora but live in fear of their powers anyway

That shit ain't nothin to fuck with

No, I can trace my ancestory back to 1900's. Only peasents and low class poor figs are since this is what happens when you migrate

My grandma is a gypsy and did the same shit while she was alive my dude

Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! AWOO
The grand lake of mud, hidden now, from sight!

Why is Paki man on Sup Forums so interesting

Those parts Pakistan were still part of India

Because I am a sad little man

But the gentic difference is too great. We're literally closer to iran and afghanistan which are next door than the south indian poo thousands of miles away that you're comparing us to.

Isn't magic haram?? How can I report her to the sharia police?

Casting Fireball is the only true answer. Cannot cast fireball if you a poser and not real mage.

Have your cousins at least stopped raping you?

South asia has alot of this shit. Old men and baba's who people pay to kill others or make their life difficult.

I rather not talk about that

What does she do, concretely? Teach Sup Forums paki witchcraft

Lol, I thought witchcraft was forbidden in Islam. Why do I hear these stories from Pakis and Muslim Indians all the time then? Shouldn't you burn or stone her?

Hire old niggas to do it, very morbid stuff. The niggas drink owl blood and kill animals, dig up bodies from graves and do things to their skeleton. Satanic shit to break up marriages, cause people to die of sickness, destroy their life with badluck and all that. She thinks its fine if she hires someone else to do it, no one can say anthing to her since we cant catch her red handed but everyone knows

>tfw you will never dig up skeletons and drink animal blood with your fellow wizards

Good, you'd be damned to hell

A hunter is a hunter even in a dream!

>We wuz perso-arab and inshall*h Mughals.

>arab
Lel we're whiter than those niggers

Except syrians lebs and moroccans

Wtf can't you just hire a witcher or something?

She's a fucking millionare who owns miles of land.

what does baba mean?

Isn't that like very haram? Stone the witch and burn her corspe

Old man

:)

Read the surah yaasin every night and perform salat in your house everyday. Read the surah al-falaq and an-nas during each salah. When you feel the hairs on the back of your neck prick up, exclaim the adhan loudly at your doors. Keep this up as long as you can. The djinns will be turned away by the will of Allah.

Nvm Forget what I said.

>grandma is a witch
you're a wizard, paki

report her to Islami Jamaat-i-Taliba or Jamaat-i-Islami, or heck even your local priest. She will be lynched next day

On her deathbed, you might see these signs. She will blaspheme against God. She will act as if very thirsty and her eyes will bulge, as if seeing the fires of Jahannam. She will fail to recite the syahadah and her suffering will be prolonged. Her dead body will be heavy to carry, though she might be thin. Those who delve in sihr will pay in the end.

You're not me, heretic.

>tfw suck at writing too much to write a novel about a pakistani witch grandma that uses black magic to make her NEET grandson sadder

does she need any white cock in her life?

and does she know any penis enhancement spells? what spec is she?

call the shariah police

*plants pork in your bedroom*
*calls the police and frames you for blashphemy*

heh, nothin personnel kid

>not leaving bacon grease booby traps for the police

This ain't "home alone" mena edition.

What if she pays other people to do it?

I'd watch it though

can you get her to have my friend divorce his fat controlling roastie so he'll hang out with me again?

Fuck your nephew's boypussy in front of her

Well in that case her magic seems to work well. Maybe you should just ask her to teach you her islamic voodoo.

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suicide bomb her garden
play to your strengths

Haram

>Being this bluepilled

>he believes magic consists of consecutive digits on an imageboard for Chinese cartoons

Digits confirm magic is real

>not believing in magix

>talking to Vietnamese guy
>tells me the same thing about his aunt putting curses on his children

What is it about Easterners and curses?

Black magic/satanic rituals/vodoo/curses is mostly done by jealous reletives who dont want to see you or your children succeed or hate you. Differnt ways to perform it

heard stories of brujería

Jesus, I hate this shit. This stiff estranged three of aunts because they were like that their brother's wife is doing magic.
Curse those Babylonians

tfw I can only use white and red magic

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC!
FUCKING QUEERS!

the satanic trips speak up, is a sign. Do ti boy, write the novel and stop being a neet yourself

It's easy when all your family is related.

Also, how is your cousin/wife?