>hear a tiny beeping noise behind you
>this rolls up at 2mph
>"s-s-s-s-sir d-d-do you know h-how f-f-fast y-you were... um... g-g-going?"
>what do
Hear a tiny beeping noise behind you
Brody Hall
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Michael Wright
run
Jaxon Perez
He built it himself with some children as an after school club to race it for charity.
Jack Edwards
Activate fake license plate switch and drive away.
Police cars in my city are Dodge Chargers with ramming bumpers and assualt rifles in their cruisers. Granted, our wealthy city is in the Detroit metro so they need to cleanse the spilloff.
Kevin Robinson
Do Americans have soapbox races?
Mason Anderson
>2mph
Don't think so, thing looks quite speedy to me.
Connor Hernandez
oh no it's the cuck police
Bentley Bennett
>pull out my glock .40 extended clip
>cock it back
>he throws his pencil at me for his weapon
>shoot him 22 times witn my hollow tips
>back up
>run his retarded ass over
>get out of my car
>shit and piss on his remains
>set it on fire
>drive away and cook some scrambled eggs
Liam Mitchell
He meant 2 km/h m8.
Jeremiah Stewart
>AMERICAN ATTACKS CHARITY SOAP-BOX DERBY!
Grayson Clark
Nathaniel Lopez
subtle eggs
Mason Jackson
>clip
Jordan Watson
666
Noah Price
Finally a man that can (try to) arrest Koksal
Kayden Martinez
Words are like bullets...
Jordan Carter
Careful it is equipped with assault wheels
Thomas Mitchell
i know right wtf
Anthony Hernandez
pray to allah he doesn't find the butterknife and spoon stashed in the engine compartment
Julian Rogers
czeched
Cameron Robinson
i would beat that guy half to death then call the cops and play dumb saying he was impersonating a cop and i had to restrain him to do a citizens arrest
during the onslaught i would yell "stop resisting"
Carter Stewart
Yes, also pinewood derbies
Liam Wright
A FUCKING le5E4AVf
Brody Long
hey thats my job
Levi Cox
shoot it and put it out of its misery.
Ryan Allen
The funny thing is that this is a standard car for the rozzers
Luke Rivera
kek
Isaac Evans
Britain is such an embarrassment
Eli Bell
kick the cart over
Nolan Richardson
>"heh, nothin personnel officer"
Mason Reed
tip it over
Brody Hall
>UK
Kevin Cox
...
Chase Lewis
maybe one day
Gabriel Lewis
Dodge Chargers give me a boner. '69 and '70 were the best year models.
Daniel Bailey
>you will never be shot by a gypsy
Lincoln Harris
>you will never get shot by a favela dweller
Get on our level
Dylan Bailey
What's it like at night?
Aaron Foster
...
Jace Long
> t. Postal Guy
Elijah Ramirez
What's what like at night? The favelas?
Pretty dangerous i'd guess, i've never been to one, here's a pic of the biggest favela in Brazil at night if you're curious
Sebastian Bennett
I have him arrested on 4 counts of possession of a babby killing bicycle tyre with intent to terrerism.
Andrew Taylor
God, Britain, it's like you go out of your way just to be adorable.
Isaiah Brooks
Pray