/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

Events:

09/15 - BAMMA 31: Lewis-Parry Vs. Jackson
09/16 - UFC Fight Night 116: Rockhold vs. Branch
09/16 - ONE Championship - Total Victory
09/23 - UFC Fight Night 117: Shogun vs. St. Preux 2
09/23 - Bellator 183: Henderson vs. Freire
09/23 - ACB 70: Barnatt vs Askham
09/23 - M-1 Challenge 83: Ragozin vs Halsey
09/30 - ACB 71 - Moscow

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Based OP

oh for sure my man 100% bisping is a just a beast my man the guy is a beast 100%

Jesus use a new picture and subject you brain dead moron

MONDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRS

U mad bro?

You also excited for Raw???

"the OP matters" - a fucking idiot

Thoughts?

Nope don't watch it I'm just posting on /heem/ my guy.

Hey Faggots,
My name isRampage, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass fights. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of fighters because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on reddit.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the wrestling team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have banging hot japanese waifus (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my waifus

Just a little upset tbqh

O-Oh thats fine. Glad you're here guy

what's with the snax, my guy?

Is holly ok?

i'm pretty much guaranteed 75p here right

Well try not to get this revv'd up so easily. Its bad for you

It's a nice summer and I'm not working tomorrow.

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Who is your dad's favourite fighter?

BispGooby Bless

Cowboy

ledet jab man this weekend

whats with the fucking groin guard why is it so big?

where do you shop

those swedish meatballs are peng, but i can't find them anywhere anymore

anderson silva

I'm not revv'd up, you could get creative, OP being so important to you but instead you chose to be another CTE poster no better than Schaub

Himself

Asda, Lidl also sell them sometimes but they are not as nice. I think Ikea used to do them too.

serious bud?

"the OP is important" - fucking idiot

why not wear a jock strap like in MMA?

Sounds like its more important to (You).

still waiting for my chadifying puberty lads

Go play call of duty you manchild
I'm not the one creating early threads on the daily, must be important considering you finally added events and previous thread

'the OP is important" - a fucking idiot lmao

(You)
(You)

Butterkist cinema sweet are really nice

I feel slightly regretful that the whole world is outside having fun, building things, advancing humanity, creating businesses etc.

And I've just been here watching people fight all my life.

Maybe I can use my vast MMA knowledge for something?

You're the only one with a problem m8.

remember that time you thought the OP was important lol

How old are you?
Are you in shape?
Begin training for MMA mah nigga.

No, it's still early more will come and call you out for being such a dedicated sperg

What does American cream soda taste like?

If you don't start training in your teens you have no chance. Muscle memory and all that shit.

>Oh no! A bunch of h8rs will say mean thing to me over the internet!

Shambles! Moving on

You guys just call it cream soda

Seems to bother you alot going through the trouble of making heem threads on the daily for attention and approval from common spergs

Thats a load of bullshit. I know a manlet at my gym who won his first match at 35 in MW.

>Actually believing this
You won't get into UFc, but you could still be a great fighter.

That really mad me portion some thoughts

You won't make it pro if you start training MMA at the age of 20+ The only fighter that comes to mind that started training at 20 is JDS.
But martial arts is for everyone. Might be too late to go pro, but never ever to late to train.

I hope buddeh keeps making buddeh threads just because it pisses this guy off so fucking bad lmao

I'd say your final chance for UFC would be at 23. If you begin to train after that, it will be hard.

You can be a good local fighter, maybe start your own gym, but going from couch to UFC after 20 is pretty hard. If you have some athletic background like Brendan Schaub you might be able to adapt but not that well.

Post your top 5 favorite KOs of 2017 so far:

>1. Platinum Mike Perry vs. Jake Ellenberger
>2. Marc Diakiese vs. Teemu Packalen
>3. Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Gunnar Nelson
>4. Mairbek Taisumov vs. Felipe Silva
>5. Edson Barboza vs. Beneil Dariush

>Herp derp so fukin pissed lmao bud gooby lol
That's how dumb you sound

this guy is so fuckin pissed lol

Unless you're Francis Ngannou

You're 31 years old man, you act like a literal 16 year old

the eyetap-eyetap-jab combination that downed Nelson was unusual, but what makes it one of your favourites?
Platinum is fighting again this week, should be spicy

Lmao bud
My fake wife really likes this OP

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good goy hour is on

Branch is free money

you're mad about the OP lmao

for the bookies

aaaand he's revved lol

the OP doesn't matter dude get over it already

Branch seems like a competent striker but i dont see him winning if the fight goes to the ground. I always feel tempted to bet on the biggest odds though.

Didn't Manuwa train late?

I agree though if you mean out of shape NEET to UFC. If you at least have some sort of athletic background prior, I still feel like you have the chance but ulimately its based off the individual.

>mighty manlet still whining

jesus christ someone end this fag

he literally isn't whining

Cejudo will do the job

>oy vey goy they didn't pay you!

whats the building in the back? i recognize it

Just like last time eh

looks like something from gta

Why didn't Dana sign Askren after this?
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Friendship with Dana ended

Now Askren is my best friend

Be honest with me here.
Am i the only one getting turned on by women beating up other women?

actually kind of funny because he addresses the actual reasons

he's too boring and he made fun of uncle dana

youtu.be/FiW8ilyTuuI

His reaction to the fight getting cancelled just makes him more infuriating.

DJ is an annoying little shit

How would he do in the UFC?

dj is lame

What? You want him to be some mandrama bitch and cut a promo?

lol how pissed is this little dude

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yes

Don't call him mighty mouse guys

He could at least be willing to defend against someone else.

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how fucking weird is it that he knocked the interviewer's husband out?

It's part of the sport

jb still gets to bang megan, dj's wife is a jew

what the absolute fuck

little guy is pissed about the OP I think, probably not worth attacking some bros over but hey he has anger issues lol

I'd rather be bald than have hair like Askren to be completely honest with you family

Im not really sure but I heard he's a HW Somalian immigrant. He's got that immigrant mentality, and the UFC could use that market.

RIP BABA

Kokskal is a monster.
Why can't he get his own division like Cyborg did?

Please tell me where this is from