>do plastic surgery on your rival's face
>3 games
>bite someone in the shoulder
>2 year ban from NT
>can't go near a football pitch
>can't practice
>like 10 games
kek
Murderball
Lucas Hill
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Nathan Robinson
sliperpoo cucks WILL defend this
Connor Foster
lol suarez u so mad
Thomas Morris
Was going for le ball heh xD
Adrian Davis
No era red - Gary Neville
Jason Morales
What is the appropriate ban / fine for this?
Asher Adams
>give your opponent lifelong joker scar
>3 games ban
>call someone a negrito
>10 games ban
hmmm
Nolan Robinson
Prison
Jason Murphy
He would be fine if he never left Benfica.
Evan Scott
Those are some neatly done stitches.
Noah Cruz
Suarez was banned for ridiculous not for how serious it was
Jeremiah Wilson
If suarez wasn't banned he would have set an awful precedent. Every third-world player would start biting at corners.
Joseph Jackson
i thought eating your enemies to absorb their strength was a polynesian thing
Gavin Flores
our natives used to rip the conquistador's heart out and eat them in front of them to gain their powers and intimidate them too
it didn't really work
Tyler Watson
>livershits keep defending this
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Alexander Cook
Wow that African should be banned for the entire season. Imagine doing this in American sports you would be thrown in jail.
WTF is going on in England? Fuck liverpool
Ayden Russell
How beta is Pep for not even being slightly angry with Mane. I can just imagine Klopp going up to him fuming and Pep 'agreeing' it was a foul because he is scared of Klopp.
Matthew Robinson
It's almost like Suarez did it TWICE prior to getting caught for a THIRD time...really precludes me pondering...
Mason Martin
20ft of rope and an elm tree
Christian Powell
b-b-b-but he didnt do anything??? poor nigger lads
Jordan Hill
It was a soft yellow. Fuck this shitty fag sport.
Juan Morris
FIFA and UEFA didn't want suarez in the world cup.
Elijah James
this. Soccer is basically a gay fashion runway. they do their at half time and everything. Hurting someone or hurting their aesthetic is fucked up
Camden Cox
*do their hair.
Adrian Sanchez
Football players are young men in their prime, with good looking bodies and plenty of money to spend.
You find their fashion "gay" but it's only the men's youth fashion there.
But you can't understand this because you are probably either a basement dweller NEET or a middle aged overweight man
Samuel Smith
This