You wake up in rural Washington state

>you wake up in rural Washington state

I fucking wish

>posts picture of Oregon

There are two detroits?
I would find a place to live.

I go back to sleep

>rent an apartment above a bar
>find manual labor on a farm
>live the REAL american dream

Someone should tear at least half those Gymnospers down and put some real Angiospermae trees in their place.

>you will never live in a comfy rural american town

>Get deported immediatly

Find a dispensary

You clearly have never been to Eastern Washington.

>get deported for being Californian

Please think of my (future) children

Immediately start killing people. Cascadians are disgusting backstabbers, liars, and theives, historically among the worst of all Americans.

Explore the woods in search of the black lodge.

I fucking leave

C O M F Y

Good man.

Kiss this Holy Land of Freedom.

I can't survive outside Rhode Island, sorry.

But... am I CUTE?

I DIrve bakc to SpAIun befor Nothr Kore abombs me

>get high as fuck

As someone who lives in rural Eastern Washington, it's not as great as it sounds.

I mean, there's weed and hot Christian girls, but the internet sucks. Also fuck hot weather.

that's detroit. an entrance to a ghetto.

>as great as it sounds

It sounds like hell, were you under the impression that it sounded otherwise? Have the hipsters taken over to such an extent that you thought our criticisms were meant to be ironic?

I see only like three people in this thread who are critical of it. And there have been people in other threads who have fantasized about it too.

In Washington there aren't really many hipsters east of the Cascades by the way

that's perfect. no addiction to Sup Forums due to slow internet. more time to spend with hot christian girls

shut up leaf, he is probably responding based on the reactions in this thread. it looks comfy to many. faggot.