>you wake up in rural Washington state
You wake up in rural Washington state
I fucking wish
>posts picture of Oregon
There are two detroits?
I would find a place to live.
I go back to sleep
>rent an apartment above a bar
>find manual labor on a farm
>live the REAL american dream
Someone should tear at least half those Gymnospers down and put some real Angiospermae trees in their place.
>you will never live in a comfy rural american town
>Get deported immediatly
Find a dispensary
You clearly have never been to Eastern Washington.
>get deported for being Californian
Please think of my (future) children
Immediately start killing people. Cascadians are disgusting backstabbers, liars, and theives, historically among the worst of all Americans.
Explore the woods in search of the black lodge.
I fucking leave
C O M F Y
Good man.
Kiss this Holy Land of Freedom.
I can't survive outside Rhode Island, sorry.
But... am I CUTE?
I DIrve bakc to SpAIun befor Nothr Kore abombs me
>get high as fuck
As someone who lives in rural Eastern Washington, it's not as great as it sounds.
I mean, there's weed and hot Christian girls, but the internet sucks. Also fuck hot weather.
that's detroit. an entrance to a ghetto.
>as great as it sounds
It sounds like hell, were you under the impression that it sounded otherwise? Have the hipsters taken over to such an extent that you thought our criticisms were meant to be ironic?
I see only like three people in this thread who are critical of it. And there have been people in other threads who have fantasized about it too.
In Washington there aren't really many hipsters east of the Cascades by the way
that's perfect. no addiction to Sup Forums due to slow internet. more time to spend with hot christian girls
shut up leaf, he is probably responding based on the reactions in this thread. it looks comfy to many. faggot.