>A proposed multi-trillion pound strategic development program drawn up for Vladimir Putin would seek to develop teleportation by 2035.
>"It sounds fantastical today, but there have been successful experiments at Stanford at the molecular level," Alexander Galitsky, a prominent investor in the country's technology sector, told Russia's Kommersant daily on Wednesday. "Much of the tech we have today was drawn from science fiction films 20 years ago."
>The $2.1 trillion (£1.4 trillion) “road map” for development of the cybernetics market to 2035 also includes developing a Russian computer programming language, secure cybernetic communications, quantum computing, and neural interfaces (direct connections between computers and human brains), Kommersant reported.
I can think of worse ways to spend 1 trillion. This way Russia can teleport Krocodil directly into the bloodstream of their citizenry.
Josiah Hughes
That's so ambitious. Will they succeed at all their goals? Probably not. Still, $2.1 trillion in research could break ground.
Eli Cruz
This will be the new nuke. They rule the world if they develop it first.
Jason Edwards
>This will be the new nuke. That would be scalar weaponry actually.
Jason Garcia
Mass immigration by teleportation, begin deportation before cultural transformation.
Nigger.
Robert Collins
How can the west compete?
Adrian Taylor
*teleports behind u* Nothin personel, cyka
Brody Peterson
BEAM ME UP IGOR
Jayden Cruz
>Russians teleport into Kaaba >take a shit everywhere >masterbate in corner >leave dozens of severed pig heads >bottles of Vodka everywhere >teleport out >Sandniggers open Kaaba later >tfw they have to destroy the Kaaba and rebuild >Russia repeats process whenever Kaaba is rebuilt
Alexander Gray
Inb4 doom in real life.
Bentley Powell
here is a long, but good, comic about teleportation
Maybe the teleporters can be coded to delete any minority that uses them
Lucas Hernandez
Beam me up Vlad?
Eh, it just doesn't work.
Dylan Taylor
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Isaac James
No, it would definitely be this.
Imagine being able to teleport an already armed nuke anywhere.
Hudson Thompson
what if you get teleported but it's not actually real movement but a perfect copy of yourself while your original (you) gets disintegrated and nobody will ever notice except you're ded as fuck
Julian Rogers
>Imagine being able to teleport an already armed nuke anywhere. Imagine being able to set up a resonance cascade in any object that you can direct a scalar beam at, causing near instantaneous lost of cohesion of every single atom in that object.
Want some fun, read what Tom Bearden has written about this subject.
Juan Hughes
Don't want to have to read, what are scalar weapons.
Lincoln Powell
>"Much of the tech we have today was drawn from science fiction films 20 years ago." I hate this fucking meme. There's always at least one cock addict that manages to imply that tech owes something to movies inspired by its theoretical foundations.
Landon Hernandez
>Don't want to have to read And filtered.
Henry Smith
how can you copy memories or clothes?
Wyatt Sanchez
WE WUZ GOKU N SHIET
Jaxon Wood
Thats essentially like teleporting someone into a wall
Evan Gutierrez
>the great teleporter debate Yeah, i's safe to say I will not be getting into any teleporters based on disintegration&reassembly in this lifetime.
Anthony Johnson
>Thats essentially like teleporting someone into a wall Except one is real and possible today as outlined by Tom Bearden and one is purely theory.
Also according to theories about teleportation even if you could teleport an object into another object it wouldnt cause instant cohesion loss in the form of an explosion.
Ryan Lewis
I don't know if this is deja vu but I remember the same exact article being published five years ago. Anybody else?
Parker Baker
With quantum computing its probably possible.
Teleporting humans would essentially be killing them though. But nobody would know the difference.
Angel Collins
Steve Jobs watched ST:TNG and/or Minority Report way too many times and now every-fucking-thing in the world is touchscreens and voice controls, despite those being possibly the two worst user input methods in current use.
Hudson Long
The free market paid for it in their tax dollars. You can thank the free market for teleportation because without the free market who would the state steal from to fund their research? If Russia was still communist they would not have as much wealth.
Ian Hughes
I already invented teleportation,look at this
*teleports behind you*
Dominic Turner
>2064 Russia: >First teleporter >First teleported dog (Laika returns) >First teleport walk >First teleported woman >First teleported man >First teleport station
USA: >First teleporter on the moon
BURGERA WIN AGAIN RYSSÄ BTFO
Robert Rogers
>We goku now
Eli Reyes
It would instantly kill the person
Oliver Turner
>It would instantly kill the person Yeah you dont seem to understand what I am saying, I am not talking about killing one person. I am talking about causing the nuclear binding forces that cause the cohesion of atoms to be disrupted unleashing all the stored energy of those bonds at once, in any single object you direct the wave towards. Nukes are a thing of the past if you can cause that devastation on a grander scale with less effort.
Dylan Campbell
>Hundreds more dead by Russia accidents that America avoided by actually caring about saftey standards instead of getting the tech slightly faster
Asher Martin
That wasn't long, but it was nice.
Xavier Butler
What will happen when illegal mexicans start teleporting over the wall?
Jason Walker
>Teleportation Russia-Style >Finally solving the ethical question around whether destructive teleportation is murder, by simply failing to create the copy on the receiving side
>in 2100, Vlad Putin the 3rd's critics are "Teleported" out of existence, never to be seen again.
>Vlad Putin and Asma Kadyrov-Putin attend the 155th anniversary of the defeat of the Fascist Germans, on the red square, before proceeding to the evening Ramadan prayer at the Red Mosque (ex. St. Basil's cathedral)
>This is the future you chose
Juan Miller
>Russia spends a trillion dollars on advancing human society >U.S. spends trillion on a shitty pic related jet worse than 40 year old F-16
Sounds about right
Liam Edwards
It will be like the movie Looper, but for immigrants.
Isaac Cox
They might do it. The teleportation lab looks pretty nice
Kayden Rogers
->>> /x/
Ryder Bell
utilizing the energy produced could be useful in actually running the rest of the process, as long as you could capture it.
Aiden Adams
Like Elon Musk's hyperlink, why does everyone assume it needs to transport people? It would radically change the movement of goods. Maybe we could actually have instant delivery of goods bought online.
Jaxson Price
teleportation isn't physically feasible
Easton Lee
>>"It sounds fantastical today, but there have been successful experiments at Stanford at the molecular level,"
at the molecular level
do you have any idea how many atoms are in a human body
not to mention the HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS of bacteria in your gut that all have unique DNA molecules and their own ecosystem, lol
Logan Flores
It's been done through quantum entanglement on a molecular level. It's feasible. We just need the technology.
Christopher Cooper
>utilizing the energy produced could be useful in actually running the rest of the process, as long as you could capture it. I suggest researching how energy gating based on circuit geometry and rotational movement works.
Liam Lopez
less than 200 years ago if someone were to tell you that you could communicate instantly with someone from across the glob you would have said the same thing.
Really makes you think,huh?
William Murphy
I wish they'd start working on the shrink ray
Mason Thompson
Because all useful technology has to be weaponised. You Americans should know that best.
Ayden Clark
Well I'm talking about teleporting entire groups of people into the sun.
Daniel Taylor
RollinSpawn camping
Jaxon Long
this is not possible and russia is being stupid
Eli Barnes
I see you still struggle to understand what sort of effects a scalar weapon would have.
Luke Lewis
I don't give a fuck if most of the money will end up in politicians pockets any money put to research is a plus
Austin Reed
>this is not possible >because I cannot conceive how something would function it is not possible at all! Excellent post.
Sebastian Ross
>trusting Vladmir Putin the worst leader on the planet KEK
Leo Mitchell
I dont, I know what it could do though I think teleportation at its optimal phase would be a much more devastating weapon. Imagine sending the entire continent of Africa into space.
Mason Murphy
You misspelled Obama.
Parker Stewart
Those ruskies better find a way to rip through spacetime, otherwise you'd just die be de and reintegrated .
Camden Mitchell
This is why I'm looking Russia. They focus on big issues that get us closer to the singularity. They don't put up with this bullshit identity politics that retard our progress
I'm #putinpenis now
Jeremiah Ward
>I dont know how much energy is stored in the bonds of atom >I cannot comprehend the energy release of one water bottle worth of mass of such a device. One 12oz water bottle has enough energy stored in its bonds to vaporize the worlds oceans twice over if you unleash all of its energy at once.
Carter Jenkins
GOT EM
Owen Murphy
Explain why Putin isn't a terrible leader
>Tortures his own citizens >crashes economy >invades ukraine >bans memes for no reason >kidnaps citizens he doesn't like and locks them in secret prisons.
Gavin Thomas
Look here, Cinco de Celsius. I don't care if he's a good leader or a shit leader. Any progress with Neural Interfaces and Quantum Computing would be pretty sweet.
Justin Myers
10/10 would finance
Chase Miller
>having trudeau as your leader
Kevin Fisher
> that America avoided by actually caring about saftey standards instead of getting the tech slightly faster Nigger you run out of germans. The shit that you make today are more deadly than chinise soviet copy.
Henry Lopez
yet russia is a shithole and U.S isn't putlers regime is stealing the moniezz, it's not rocket science
Adam Long
Why vaporize when you can teleport the useless shit and keep the good, at least thats what I'm trying to say.
Aaron Fisher
Because who cares? You are laboring under the delusion that we are stuck on this rock, this isnt the only planet we can get to nor is it hard to make that journey at this point.
Jeremiah Powell
Beats the 2 trillion we spent in Iraq to make Jews richer.
Tyler James
>Better than Russia
Thank God a Russian is here. Tell them once and for all Putin is a shit leader.
Grayson Edwards
>So what has Russia's leader been taking?
He must have been in Colorado, recently.
Chase Thompson
Do you really think at this current time we have the strength to take on a 'covenant' like race
William Rogers
>Do you really think at this current time we have the strength to take on a 'covenant' like race Where did you get that from? I said that we are not stuck on earth or even this solar system. It is almost like Sup Forums doesnt know that we can travel to the stars to bring ET home today if we so chose to do.
Isaiah Hill
Teleportation is very possible. Just as long as you have a trillion years.
Angel Long
We've had teleporters for decades. It's just that none of you are important enough to know about them
Henry Anderson
>Putin actively strives for WW3 >teleportation in 20 years.
Imagine that.
Tyler Kelly
Teleportation blitzkrieg.
Henry Thompson
Teleporting privilege checkers Teleporting DEA without the need for warrant Teleporting IRS Teleporting boss making sure you are actually ill. Teleporting ugly girlfriend making sure you're not cheating. Teleporting stalker watching you take a shit.
>Hello future.
Jace Nguyen
>ww3 >russia wins war >to the victor go the spoils >massive boost in economy and scientific research >21st century utopia achieved
Hudson Brown
Yeah, nah. im going to be one of the bitter old cunts who refuses to teleport.
Xavier Perez
Fuck, Putin is smart.
He knows Trump's gonna win and Brexit gonna block and control all transport to Islands. He needs to jump through the seas and wall.
Asher Williams
Saying it's teleportation is wrong.
It's a form of quantum networking.
Nicholas Myers
copying a human body isn't already way more difficult than copying clothes? i mean if you already are able to copy a body, why would you even find copying clothes somehow difficult wtf btw that would be like if you suddenly appeared there remembering all your life because it would perhaps be somehow "written" in your brain(the one you copied and sent to x location)
Sebastian Morgan
sure buddy
>Putin He's stealing the Russian economy for himself.
Joseph Edwards
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Dominic Rodriguez
mp3 file and automatic doors user.
Chase Clark
The saddest part is the poor bastard doesn't actually have any clue how quantum "teleportation" even works.
I'm a science optimist and I can tell you that its not gonna happen.
Carson Taylor
>Buzzpostfeed.com 5 reasons Trump's wall is a terrible idea and why you should #standwithher 1. Putin's teleportation machine would render it obsolete
Connor Torres
Just imagine how many refugee lives could be saved with teleportation.
Jack Sullivan
That's probably not how it would work. You would teleport every atom, but be unable to look at the information that it contains, it would be a waste of effort.
Ryder Cooper
You would probably need a wormhole, or something that distorts space-time.
John Rogers
>Trick rapefugees into using your teleportation device >Promise that you will send them to Germoney >Send them all to any active volcano instead