>super hot girl is coming over in a couple hours
>all signs point to sex
>have zero mood music
Sup Forums help me please
Super hot girl is coming over in a couple hours
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Don't listen to anyone else just put on redbone and anything related. No chick wants to hear Sup Forums shit
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Just her with
I SEE IT ALL
I SEE IT ALL
a bunch of Burial
this, and there is probably a spotify sex playlist or something
burial is for staring out a window while it's raining, not sex
portishead
just get your black neighbor to fuck her
>he's never fucked to the Paradise Circus remix
Prince, my niga
ask her if she needs a lift
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don't play music you fucking autist
enjoy it don't drown it out with your meme shit
>sex to Frankie Teardrop
sounds like a nightmare
get
the
fuck
off
my
board
fucking N O R M I E S
You got that?
FRANKIE LOOKED AT HIS WIFE
EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH
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EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whoops, wrong album
meant to post this
Guarantee I've been here longer than you
GET
THE
FUCK
OFF
MY
B
OA
R
D
FILTHY FUCKING NORMIE BASTARD
I will never log off
delete your Sup Forums account
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Ive never had sex and id probably put this on
Merzbow - Pulse Demon, and hatefuck her.
thatd be frightening
>ONLY VIRGINS ALLOWED REEEEEEE
FILTHY FILTHY FUCKIN NORMIE SCUMBAG
GET THE FUCK OUUTTT
you must put this on and if she digs it you wife her right there and then
You will never have sex if that's your first choice of album to put on during fucktime.
not him but deftones is an okay choice
HELLO ELLA
HELLO
ELLA GURUUU
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Thank me later
Lay some Connan Mockasin on her and dig in.
>Sex to music
People actually do this?
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Adding on: her moans and the sound of your dick sliding in and out should be soundtrack enough.
Put my faves playlist on if you have Google Play Music senpai, 100% hits and good times
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die
Why? Too immature to hear actual sex noises? You're a joke man, act like an adult and fuck instead of giving a fuck.
shluckshluckslhuckshluckshluck
this would be fucking insane if she was into it
just imagine screaming at the top of your lungs for 35 minutes just slamming her
I got a small cock, stupid normie faggot.
No wonder, you even care about dick size. See a shrink, you got problems.
How big is your penis?
top cuck
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I'll tell you, but why do you actually care?
Btw: 5.6 inches.
So I know if you have easy mode or not.
Looks like you do pretty much.
because we all knew you had a small penis thanks for the confirmation
this is the right answer
I was listening to this youtube.com
Voodoo by D'Angelo dude!
Above average
Anything under 7 is easy mode bruh, most women actually can't take them too big.
It's not like it matters; men with small dicks are usually the ones to harp on this topic anyway because they get buttmad about anything perceived better than them. Why are you so insecure, user?
my weener is 14in
this made me think
play ocean man on repeat cause ween sounds like weener lol
Anything over 5.5 is easy mode life for a male.
Time to call over Stacy to have another little fling with for fun while you watch like scooby doo or some shit.
But you got school work to take care of, and a full career ahead of you, because you grew up with a decent sized dick, and even non abusive parents.
you sound jelly
pretty sure abusive parents matter more in moulding you than just a small penis, my friend.
Struck a nerve, huh..found realization of your easy mode life admist all the bragging and smug posts?
no i dont care
u seem to care tho lol
But you don't even have to worry about that user.
You got football practice to go to
My dick reaches about 6 inches but is kinda skinny. Is that okay? If I gain weight will it gain girth?
you seem to care even responding.
Well time to fuck stacee some more.
why are you so angry?
ive never seen this level of projection and resentment in my life
dont shoot anything up killer
but ive never had sex lol but neither hve u
at least i h
Yeah no, think about what you said for a moment: you just made up a bunch of shit about me, an anonymous poster that only comes as words on a screen to you based off my dick size. Do you see how that's ridiculous?
sometimes i wish i had a 1-inch micro penis so i could be an ideal trap
at least i have friends and go outside :)
ideal traps have like 4 inchers tho right
It's not exact details obviously, substitute stacy for Daniel or something.
*Danielle
cope
>tfw stating a fact somehow means you play football
nigga
Either b8ing or in serious need of a shrink.
A name means baiting?
hes feebly trying to say his fellow Sup Forums posters are jocks who fuck bitches and hes a soyboy faggot
sad
I guess you have a point right here, your own post is evidence.
I was fucked once I noticed my small cock. smug fuck.
B8ing confirmed.
Easy mode confirmation.
is this a realization of how things went wrong?
You are smug jock? yes.
Stacy is calling, you can't wait to boast about it later on Sup Forums, huh?
o ok ur joking
Not joking actually.
lol
Portishead
Radiohead (Nude is the sexiest song of all time according to a certified female human I know)
Cocteau Twins
Wilco
Andy Stott
>lol I got my easy mode 1st world life to get back to.
yeah lol
>lol I got easy dick size and mode of life
>imblying
Kwek
stop this is madness
>normie tries hard to deny his baby easy life by making some lame joke post
Lol, good joke user.
I like Deftones and that statement is objectively false.
>sex to music
>being this retarded to reenact a porno