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im back from wo- edition

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first

hey guys

Missouri

Why are your editions always so boring and repetitive?

Yeah and the editions related to woman or race are not?

What was this supposed to be originally?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rNM8rlxMg18
>tfw no waifu

No

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Kys tee bee aitch

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10 days to go who /hyped/

you better fucking watch it, dumbass

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/06/16/woman-who-sent-texts-urging-suicide-guilty-manslaughter/403330001/

She was innocent

are you saying that because she looks like cara?

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I'm not. But then again I'm not some sort of science nerd.

will playing pokemon in public get me laid?

2 people from craigslist never showed up to buy my old toolbox and now the 18 year old emotionally distressed girl I was supposed to meet up with tonight also isn't responding

hate people

I don't understand this OP.

i find it odd how everyone gets pissed when people stop responding to shit randomly but everyone still stops responding to shit randomly

yes
by lol so nerdy xD girls

wot

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going to my first AA meeting in an hour or so

>wearing contact lenses
>not whitefacing
not even trying hard enough

I will get super drunk tonight in your honour

Is life in the Southern states and Texas really like the beginning of the Dallas buyers club?

Grim

>honour
>>>/quoibec/

Honour is the correct English spelling.

Ask England and they will confirm

of course not

>playing geoseekr
>European looking village
>Narrow streets squeezing up and down a hillside
>Gorgeous facades
>People in streets are brown and look Arab
>Many of them pushing baby strollers and walking with 2-3 kids
>Guess just North of Paris
>Off by 10 miles

Kek

>ask the country whom'st've's language is french'd

doing blow and getting AIDS from fucking a junkie?

no of course not

>English colony trying be the authority on the English language

the whole living in a trailer, working manual labour and drinking and smoking yourself into oblivion

seems akin to Irish rural lifestyle

we're slowly defrenching it, and speakers even learn to speak ours instead
>honor

me = win
canada = lose < big lsoe *foreign speakers

fuck

that's rural life in general and not related to a specific region of the country

English has been and always be an evolving language. We manifest our destiny on other languages and take what's good and drop letters when they make the word look gay.

Real English speakers aren't gay.

just waiting.....

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>pitbulls

i want to kiss a girl.

I don't

me on the left

youtube.com/watch?v=n5rS9vNbCDg

Where am I going with my life?

wouldnt kiss those ones, you might turn gay

Penis

pene

Pitbulls should be mass sterilized and breeding them should be illegal desu

Peenor

Peenis

Benis

Peepee

Peepee

Dzimumloceklis

Copycat

youtube.com/watch?v=9foo1EOQ9tc

Varpa

not watching an hour long youtube video ya penis

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>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIG-
>*record scratch*
>youtube.com/watch?v=57LuhZl6VsU

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I linked it because of the title

RIP hugh

would you let lebron's sweaty pits touch you

C++ > C# > Python > Pascal >>> JS

lua > everything else

dumb nerds, give me your lunch money

went to the fair :)

Got in another fight with my wife.

Did you bounce that bint's head off the floor?

did you have an aebleskiver?

*Æbleskiver

Don't they serve it with flormelis?

Get used to flaking on Craigslist. Happens fucking constantly. Offerup is a little bit better.

No only jam

*Enters my 3.500 square foot paper house*
Honey, I'm home!
*Goes to the kitchen and eats 5 burgers which my wife had prepared for me*
*Takes my indoor shoes out of the fridge and puts them on*
*Heats some water in the microwave for a bath*
*Bathes with all my clothes on*

Ah yes...The so-called 'yanks'

have u ever met the Tanner family?

Why did she make you only 5 burgers? Are you having a row?

>his house is 3.5'sq

They're not real, dummy

had a messy poo, folks. Dingleberry didn't fall and ended up spreading it all over me bumhole. like wiping a permanent marker desu

he's looked like a mess for years now

ate Lebanese food

they were playing nasheeds in the restaurant

Report them for promoting terrorism

No, they were very friendly and made good food

Reported for harboring terrorists.

No, but she is crying, and I don't really feel much of anything. She didn't like my idea of becoming an hero, which I think is a win-win. She gets the life insurance payments, and I don't have to live in New England anymore.

What's that sick feeling called when you think a girl you like is ignoring you for another guy

"ignored"

murderous primal rage

Women are overrated, it's alright