friday's going to be amazing! i'm going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I'll run to the corner shop past all the british children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - "guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" the red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as i walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. "how much please?" i say to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughs, "leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" and he's right! outside in the streets jolly old nigel farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there's even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel's playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they're all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them! just then boris flies overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughs "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fuckwits who fell for his bullshit. grow up. wake up. IN
POST THE DAMN REMAINIAN MUGGING LETTER THINGY PLEASE, I NEED IT FOR THE WAR
Tyler Wright
im so fucking scared
Austin Brooks
I know I'm preaching to the crowd here but I really hope you guys get out and vote. Preferably to leave. I would be happy to see sovereignty reign and for you guys to give Merkel and all the cunts in Brussels a kick in the head.
Really though, I'm excited for a knock on effect. More countries need this referendum and if the UK passes it, it'll be taken more seriously, it's a guarantee that more countries will began questioning the EU. Ireland needs this, we have never had true independence. You lads held this country for hundreds of years and fucked us right up. After we got our "independence" we basically just switched control over to the catholic church. Since then, the EU and Germany have been dictating all our moves. We need this as much as you do and I hope you let it happen. Godspeed bongers.
Adam Powell
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Ryder Thompson
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Thomas Kelly
Based Liberty who has been streaming the debates has a Referendum countdown-clock with patriotic music
GUYS WHAT IF RIGHT, WHAT IF TOWER HAMLETS HAVE A 110% VOTER TURNOUT
IN FAVOR OF LEAVE!?
Kayden Reyes
do it for her
Jayden Reed
you dont seriously expect me to read this at 1am lad
Mason Diaz
Worst part of this post is knowing someone actually wrote this on normiebook in complete sincerity.
James Reyes
Loving all the music lads.
Michael Kelly
I'm voting leave.
Currently residing in Scotland I am the only one who I have talked to in person so far who is voting leave.
I wish my countrymen weren't such fucking whiny babies over the war they lost nearly THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO. A war in which more scots fought against the jacobites than for them.
Those men realised that the union is more than just a few handouts and good behaviour, but that together the United Kingdom represented the greatest democracy in the world.
I want the United Kingdom to stay united by so many fucking bitter leftist cunts up here won't stop shouting about how if there's a big vote for remain and scotland is taken out of the EU there will be another referendum.
Help lads, I'm all alone up here.
Kayden Carter
IM VOTING REMAIN AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HEHEHEHE
AND SO IS MY WIFES 7 KIDS WHO ARE ALL ON BENEFITS LIKE ME HHAHAHAHAHA
Why haven't we seen morality man on telly re. the EU?
John Lewis
Why are you scared? You're not even bong I expect everyone's gotten worked up for nothing which is a shame, it'd do us good in the long term to get out
Yeah there's no way we hit the 80s for voter turnout this time. As he says people just don't care as much about the EU as Scots do about the UK. So many people are just absolutely unphased by it and 55% of likely voters (so I'd assume it's even higher on the population as a whole) believe that they won't personally be affected by the change.
Julian Ortiz
Holy fuck I actually know who that is in the picture.
LOL....
Samuel Smith
So if you guys leave will you stop giving us cash ? Don't leave plz I don't want to pay debts to germany
Liam Phillips
REALISTIC turnout and predictions please.
65% Turnout Leave 51 Remain 49
Tyler Rivera
God confirmed for Brexit supporter
Mason Richardson
>what will the backlash from the leave side be?
Literally nothing. Nige has already said he'll accept the result. The media will portray Brexit as the far-right violence if anything happens and it'll end instantly.
Dylan Martin
The only downside to a leave win is that I may never be able to emigrate :(
David Morales
Don't fuck it up now britbongs.
Last chance to make Britain great again.
Camden Green
How does one convince a university brainwashed liberal to vote leave?
You cunts better win this, I'll be heart broken otherwise.
God Save the Queen. If my grandfather was still alive, he'd vote in the way of leave since he was a dual-citizen, unfortunately I can't, but I'd do anything to see the Commonwealth continue.
Jordan Carter
Fucking Lemmy, man.
What's heavier, a killergram of feathahs or a killergram of steel?
Jonathan Bell
go to bed
Colton Perry
i'm scottish mate
me >leaver
gf >leave
mum and dad >leave
all grandparents >leave
all 9 work colleagues literally >remain
5 best mates >3 remain, 2 leave
Hudson Campbell
Good luck going over the top lads.
Aiden Carter
It's ok Jock lad, it's not your fault.
Gavin Myers
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Easton Davis
post more karen
Landon Walker
Who /Making 'God Save The Queen' Their Alarm Friday Morning/ here?
Jaxon Stewart
We'll probably vote to Remain by some small margin like 52/48 as well and it will all be Scotland's fault.
Grayson Brooks
>leave wins >britain is free from the chains of europe >its basically a new roman empire rising from the ashes
>remain wins >leave voters riot >join them and grab a new TV or 2 in the chaos
It's literallly a win-win desu
Anthony Turner
PAY DENBTS OR GIVE CLAY. ALL OF IT.
David Flores
impossible, just prevent them from getting to the polling station any way you can
Isaiah Rodriguez
Can't w8 for it lad, looking forward to it.
Owen Reed
Remain, w/ your Turkish brothers added on the 30th
Angel Jones
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Isaiah Murphy
Its a scottish comedian he had his own tv show
Lucas Parker
COS IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M A MAN WHEN I PUT A SPIKE IN TO MY VEIN
if we remain i'm exiting
Leo Bennett
Isn't listening to Les Miserables bad luck since they lost the revolution?
Asher James
Fuck off John
Lincoln Richardson
>Didn't even need to read you were a Scot to know you were a Scot
Austin Peterson
look through the archived threads
Joshua Phillips
Good luck Britain! I will root for you. God bless, I will pray for your country tonight. Good luck!!
Alexander Gomez
Well Kieran is a faggot, his dad is a psychologist and his mother is an artist so yes it could very well be accurate.
He had not been campaigning since he thought the referendum would be rigger/a rout. He now seems to have some hope back. Vote to give hitchens some hope lads.
Hudson Roberts
Anybody have a really good picture for pro-Brexit? Something with Nigel if possible?
yfw the entire political landscape in Britain could be utterly changed after today
Adam Russell
>tfw optimistic but still terrified at losing I'm not sure how I will handle it if we lose
Noah Ward
>theladbible
Asher Thompson
REALISTIC:
65% Turnout Leave 49.7 Remain 50.3
>LELELEL THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
Or: Leave 51 Remain 49
>LELELEL NOT ENOUGH FOR LEAVE GUYS THIS DOESN'T COUNT!
You are here forever either way brits.
The only way out is to take your country
BY FORCE Y
F O R C E
Adam Roberts
He set out the entire referendum..Jew
David Young
You cannot, I tried earlier basically, this was the exchange;
>Me: It's my belief that the British people, when they vote in a general election, should be able to change the polices of the government that had previously been there. As it stands now it's a fact that no matter which government we elect they have no ability to change a whole range of polices which are dictated to us by EU. Our agricultural policy, our trade policy, our industrial policy. This siphoning of powers is ever expanding. I'd very much like to regain democratic control and be governed by people who are accountable to the British electorate.
>Him: Lololololololol you want to vote for people who are accountable? You'd have more luck voting in one of those "Dancing With The Stars In Your Eyes On Ice" programmes than in an election, and you know it. Wasn't it like only 30% of people voted for the Tories but they've been allowed to completely fuck this country? How is that even remotely fair? And don't forget about the House Of Lords who don't answer to the people AT ALL. We have a say in the EU in the same way we have a say in who runs the country - by voting for candidates who best represent us. MEPs aren't unelected remember.
>Me: If you have an issue with British democracy being unrepresentative and lacking accountability, it seems to me to be a colossal mistake to push for power to be transferred to an even less representative and even less accountable bureaucracy.
All I got after that was spam about the EU legislative process and a namedrop of Hawking.
