FIVE FUN GUYS

What did she mean by this?

Is this for real?

Thats a funny little reference

Check this shit out, the orbiters are already enraged

Whats so bad about five fungis? Sure it's not clever but its a bit cheeky and fun

God bless you Nintendo.

what game is this

looks like paper mario but now one if played?

>If unintentional, consider being more aware in the future
BAAAAWWWW WE'RE IMPORTANT, NOTICE US

Five guys, fingered and fried.... My fucking sides, Nintendo is based

It's literally trivializing an internet almost-rape survivor's lived experience

>greentexting outside of Sup Forums

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TL note:
>waaah I'm not getting enough attention *in between knobgobbling*

Someone explain this pls

Apart from the five fun guys being a poor pun on fungi.....I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE GETTING TRIGGERED

new paper mario game has a gamergate joke

>those tabs
Kek

So what exactly happened? Was somebody gangbanged by five dudes with mushroom hats?

They're professional victims. Literally their whole career is built upon whining.

but what are they whining about in this post
literally its just five mushrooms dancing, no?

I don't even get it.

Paper Mario: Color Splash

When useless English degrees go out of their way to use obtuse, un-natural sounding language to convey a very simple point in an attempt to show off some faux-intelligence I cringe pretty hard.

You're ok Schlomo.

what a mental case

>wuhhh I must feel offended even when it's literally nothing

also I hate when SJWs say shitty

The original intent of that Paper Mario script is a play on Fungi to Fun Guys.

The twitter tumblrina is making it about themselves and conflating it as a reference to "Five Guys" burgers and fries, a reference to Zoe Quinn and her escapades in sleeping with five videogame journalists which ignited Gamergate

>fired someone after GG targeted her

Wasn't that woman moonlighting as a prostitute?

>being so narcissistic that you think everything is about you

Here's what really happened: They took a page from Watergate as a scandal and used that for whatever cutscene this is.

I don't get it. Did she get raped by 5 guys? Is Five Guys Burgers and Fries now a trigger?

>Proto-Gamergate was called 'Five Guys', named after the number of cocks Zoe gobbled
>Nintendo localization team makes a Fun Guy fungi pun
>Zoe takes this as an opportunity to remind people that she will always be a victim, her patreon isn't gonna fund itself etc.
Poor localizers would likely lose their jobs by becoming the target of the current Two Minute Hate

Absolutely fucking destroyed top tier rape because they knew it would play the game THEY KNEW

Based nintendo

Fuck that cunt

That first post in particular is awful, just completely awful

Using big words is a fucking meme

You sound smarter If you're a smart person who talks no good because then everyone can understand you (Besides psuedointellectuals who aren't self aware enough to realise you're intentionally lowering your speaking level)

This and ya know, fungi being mushrooms which is such a huge part of Mario.

She didn't get raped, she fucked them to get good reviews for her 5 minute "game"

The misogyny lies in pointing out she had sex with people to advance her own interests.

Yeah and she was a pedo apologist

That makes her one of yours schlomo

kek

im on to you jew

Why even give a fuck about this? I feel stupid just giving enough of a fuck to write out this response.

Why should I care about some cunt's mental illness she chooses to vomit all over the most vapid form of communication ever devised by mankind?

What that guy said was in English but it might as well be click click language.

>dem tabs xDDDD

never change ((greatest ally))

Its not misogyny if its true

>Strong independent womyn game dev makes shitty text adventure
>Fucks 5 guys so they give her positive press coverage on gaming sites
>Denies the conflict of interest to this day

You forget that facts can be sexist.

But her suffering is a joke.

Ah, so basically no one would give a shit except for this paranoid narcissist. Does she honestly think that the translation team specifically said "alright devs, for the english translation we need you to specifically have 5 toads on this section so we can make an epic pun with the purpose of making fun of this whore."? Anyone who isn't delusional would see this as a simple alliterative pun

Women want attention, and she's getting tons right now

SHE IS A SPECIAL UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE, that means YOU are supposed to know EVERYTHING about her even TWO YEARS before it happened! You are supposed to know all the pronouns dhe prefers, and all the things she likes, AND IF YOU GET ANY OF THEM WRONG IN ANY WAY THEN YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE AND SHE WILL SUE!

ITS CURRENT YEAR ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Is that the result of an English degree? It seems more like the newspeak of Sociology to me. An English student should hum with joy at the vibrancy and beauty of the English language and the colloquialisms and idioms that make it as poetic as it is.

Even disregarding the pedo shit and the whore shit, her job was in PR. Her job was to shape the stories. As soon as a PR person BECOMES the story, they've gotta go. They can't do their job properly, and they become a liability to the other PR people.
Same thing with Corey Lewandowski- regardless of whether or not he did anything wrong, even talking about it is a distraction from your main talking points.

>launched a patreon

POETRY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just FYI this same picture gets deleted off Sup Forums very quickly

No one called this out as being a slide thread. Sad!

You japs aren't past that level of bantz, I'd believe it.

She meant GIVE ME PATREON MONEY

I love how triggered she is because she got called out for being a useless slut. Hopefully she kills herself next

>Anyone who isn't delusional
there's your problem

dumb assholes can't imagine a world that doesn't revolve around them, this is pretty fucking ludicrous, such eternal butthurt from these people

>leaving the horrifying bags under her eyes out of the profile pic
Typical whore behavior t b h

And I bet she gets tons of money on it.

Sometimes I get jealous of those patreon people. They're fucking idiots and yet they get so much money for nothing.

Then I remember that's money that will instead be missing from the pockets of people even dumber than them, so it's ok.

Damn it. If I'd noticed I typed "dhe" I would have used it everywhere for extra kekz.

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Based Nintendo is fucking based!

I knew they were alright ever since excite bike for NES was so fucking fun

>"Do you want to learn more about mental illness?"
>Conducting research on yaoi
>$2,000 ACTUAL DOLLARS RAISED

It's an economic dead end. The internet welfare's gonna run out eventually, and when it does all these people will have to go back to the job market with no marketable skills and a huge hole in their resume.

this.

they do themselves no favors by trying to sound as smug and elite as possible. if they really cared about getting their message out and changing minds, they'd use simpler, more inviting language.

but since it's more about trying to look progressive and intellectual we get this garbage.

>video games journalism: where a bunch of kids in their early 20's come together to lecture a bunch of Japanese and American suits who are old enough to be their fucking grandparents

Can't make this shit up.

>we live in a world dominated by .... anti-intellectualism
>so I take yaoi porn extremely seriously
Don't we just?

Worse than that, fampai. It's not $2000 raised. It's $2000 a month, every month. It's like a subscription service.

She's getting $24,000 a year for it.

>Quinn and her beta orbiters are the only people keeping GG alive.
>They literally have nothing else noteworthy

$2000 a month

Those are the eyes of Satan

Yeah it is. No financial security.

Then again, lots of those people are in the silicon valley. If you're female in the silicon valley or have a sizable sum of money to start out with, you CAN'T fail.

Holy fucking shit, and here I thought my startled raccoon look was bad. Is she on meth, 60 years old, or both?

ha ha wow I'm super mad ha ha I want to fucking ha DIE

All I wanted to say in this thread.

But I'm gonna get some mileage out of this OP pic thank you Sup Forums

The real crime here is the fact that TTYD was the last actual RPG.

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blah blah fucking blah. Jesus Christ. You can write Nintendo a letter saying you don't like the fucking joke. No need to "tweet." No need to broadcast it to the whole fucking Internet. You know what happened to kids around the farm when they used words they didn't know or talked too loud? You'd pick a red willow for the adults to beat you with. Shut the fuck up

Wait, shit guys, I really don't get it.

>Seattle
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE MY CITY SO MUCH

>24K a year?

When we were talking "internet welfare" I assumed that was just an expression , not that these Patreon SJW stars are literally as broke as if they were on actually welfare

That'll barely pay for condoms for all the cocks she sucks never mind all the Xanax to make memories go away

why are Jews so good at comedy?

Those under eye bags look like saggy nutsac skin

>That neogaf thread defending her that suddenly disappeared and nobody every spoke out her or they got banned

This tbqh

I wonder how long before she adds "HIV medicines" to the list

I understand your frustration

>Dem tabs
You're ok Jewbro.

Her goal is 4k, but there's no limit. She could end up hitting 6k, it's entirely possible

> twitter in japanese
get the fuck out you filthy weeb

24000 is more than plenty to live on for a year if you're not in san francisco or new york

Did the Japanese version have that too, or did NoA put in an ebin maymay again?

>$4,000 just to cover 'most' of her basic cost of living
Holy shit, man. Is this normal? Is it a San Francisco thing, or what?

I wonder how hard a credit card chargeback would be if someone donated some crazy amount like the full 4k. Get her all excited then pull the carpet out. Akin to kickstarter shenanigans and getting the creators to write up angry updates kek

>FYI this is the same company that fired a literal prostitute from a customer facing PR role

Wait really?
There hasn't been a SINGLE Mario RPG?

what about that 3DS game?

Also she's a full time prostitute now. There's not telling how much money she will be making a year.

Pretty sure the first payment is made as soon as you subscribe and the next ones happen on the first of each month.

Though I think I saw they changed how things work recently, so that may not be accurate anymore.

Yeah I don't gt it. $4k is about my total monthly expenses for everything, and I'm not exactly frugal. I also make $80k before taxes so idk what the fuck she's spending money on.

Sticker Star wasn't an rpg, and it didn't even have companions iirc.

If you watch the E3 presentation for this game, you'll hear the guy unironically say that people loved paper mario because of its paper visuals.

If I made a patreon going around explaining why people like that have severe mental health issues would Sup Forums gibme $4000 a month off collectivively donating me some Neetbucks?

I wouldn't mind being an in real life professional shitposter. I got the charisma for it.

I would be like Milo minus the fact that I dont suck dicks.