/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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That isn't how communism works

agrarianism

It's one step from government support of the poor to gulags and purges

This is a communist free general

That worked well

Just a few adjustments so the system keeps running without hickups.
If an industry "dies", you need to retrain the workers.

>but crawdad boil sounds weird so i say crawfish boil
I say crawfish boil

>If an industry "dies", you need to retrain the workers.
They need to retrain themselves

All government is illegitimate

No, if anything he was more of a fascist if anything, redistribution isn't exclusive to communism and neither is asset tax, communism by definition is "a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.", and if you look into Longs political thoughts, he wasn't for either of those things. Just because Long stood for the poor people doesn't make him a communist.

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it hurts so much

Fascism is communism

All collectivist ideologies are the same

I heard someone call it a crayfish once and it physically pained me.

The existence of any form of government violates my NAP

Please stop saying crayfish and crawdad, just say crawfish.

What about mudbug, user?

Crawfish is the only correct way to call it.

>not calling them dwarf lobsters
THIS is not a fish, y'all need to stop being so ridiculous

What is your opinion on Miklos Horthy?

America never had any cool strongmen, how sad.

People say strawberries and raspberries even though they aren't berries, come up with a new name for those then :^)

>crawfish
>fish
>crawdad is crustacean

>switching from Jewtube to another platform
why is this shit so inconvenient

because (((google))) has become too powerful

He did what he could, resisting the germans and everything, but he made a crucial mistakes. (Joining the war after the bombing of Kassa, ordering the Honvédség to not resist operation Margarethe)(Everything went to shit after that to be honest, the Arrow-cross party was full of retards who thought they can stop the Soviet forces through sheer willpower, even after the troops started deserting ang going home)(The commies preceding him certainly werent better simply because they were naïve cunts who had no legitimacy to govern)
He was a man of his time, not really fit for the job of running the nation, but he was in the position to grab the power so he did.

His autobiography was translated into English if you are interested about his account of the wars and political problems of the era.

>strawberry
>berry
>strawberries are aggregate fruits

>people wanting trust busting action against a fucking search engine
How do you even go about doing that

Straw Aggregate Accessory fruit
NEXT CHALLENGE

Speaking of Google, if anyone is looking for an alternative search engine to Google, try searx, it's what I use, and I would recommend it to anyone wanting to escape Google.

Acquire respect from your family and peers.

at this point it's probably going to be more focused on youtube

i think that demonetizing right wingers can easily be construed as censorship and then it's a first amendment issue

but then there's the metadata collection issue, and god knows i don't even know how to start researching that shit without going through a software engineering primer

Aggregat Accessory Fruits*

O P E R A

>and then it's a first amendment issue
First amendment doesn't cover private actions lol

south dakota is the WORST southern sate

it could fall under first amendment if internet turns into a utility

but you're right, as it stands there's enough wiggle room that google can do what they want

HELL YEAH

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>if internet turns into a utility
Fuck I hope not

Net Neutrality is for fags

Free speech is fake and gay
t. Knower

>Net Neutrality is for fags

>Net Neutrality is for fags

I don't want ebil combanies slowing down the inderneds :DD

>hey, this thing that hasn't happened in the 2 decades that the internet has been virtually unregulated for will definitely happen if we don't regulate the internet RIGHT NOW
>implying government control will expand services
Because Australia is such a stellar example of government efficiency

>Net Neutrality is for fags

dis gui :DDDD

>monopolies are preferable to trustbusting
teddy is rolling in his grave

The FCC is a monopoly. They're even worse than the shit we deal with now. They almost killed cable when they did this shit with television

Also
>implying it's trust busting
>implying that net neutrality won't just entrench the current companies even more

the fcc is a government organization
>this monopoly is bad so the other monopoly isnt as bad
the internet companies have been conglomerating for decades, the same as media corporations, and like we went from news networks controlled by 30+ companies to 6, we've gone from a couple dozen companies to a handful of them (with a smaller timeframe and no small amount of cutthroat fuckery from competition [like how bill gates purposely made some alternative internet networks incompatible with windows to limit his competition)

The FCC has the power of the federal government behind it

I'm not opposed to trustbusting all megacorps but giving nearly unlimited regulatory power to the FCC is an enormously bad idea

i agree with that, i just checked and they've got roughly 1700 employes, that's fucking tiny for an organization that does so much

and their standards are seriously inconsistency

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fuggen LOVE THIS SONG

who /nashville/ here?

I was born there and I want to move back eventually

im afraid we don't have any tennesseans bud

nice state, terrible to drive the fucking length of

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Why do Frogs hate America so much

i wonder why north dakota's is so low

like a population thing or what

Maine stronk

Yes and also because most 18 year olds in ND move elsewhere anyways

Conway the third is from Tennessee

Maybe it has something to do with all the young men doing shit with fracking? idk

Really nice state, its shape is very aesthetic.

Where are most anons from ITT? I guess most are from GA.

>Former Confederate states are more patriotic towards the Union than actual Union states.

Lol

Probably not a population thing, if it was, then Wyoming would have the same amount of enlistees as ND, which it doesn't. They probably have better things to do.

The great state of Arkansas

the general is basically /arkansas/

>When he grills the BBQ just right

fair enough, nothing up there but timber, oil, and selling shit to oil workers and lumberjacks

hmm good to know, tennessee is a beautiful state, especially the eastern side down by the smoky mountains

Arkansas, the last untouched bastion of southern wilderness

>In 2013, 44% of all military recruits came from the South region of the U.S. despite it having only 36% of the country's 18-24 year-old civilian population.

mmm u wnt brisket bby

if only other virginia would come back, you'd have a compatriot against the NOVA scourge

Reminder.

Louisiana reporting :^)

>petit jean meats
VERY good post

>Trees
>ND

its because theyre looking for a way out

i love the south but lawd help us, there aint much money to be made down here

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the length of the mississippi will be part of Greater Arkansas

next time they flood, your home state will be struck at their weakest by ozarkan commandos

petit jean ham is god tier

is that the point where it becomes wasteland? thought the north part shared some forests with canada, but you'd know more than me

Alberta and Saskatchewan should become the 51st and 52nd states of the Union

Discuss

I'm not denying that they're doing it because there aren't any jobs here

there are too many fucking states
discuss

the dakotas and the carolinas can never reconcile their differences

that said, rhode island would not be missed

Nuke the Northeast and California and Oregon. Washington residents can be deported to BC. I'd be open to entering talks to cede Maine to the Canadians

wolf girls must die

Rhode Island has "history", apparently, or so I've been told

No no, the Badlands are a wasteland
Nothing of use besides archaeological and geological stuff, which has very little practical use in itself

It's all corn, wheat, grains in general
Cattle are big too
As for forests? It's mostly prairie, there are a few, but nothing with which to make logging big

And the border with Canada is much the same, the big forests there come around at the point where nobody really wants to live that far north

Manitoba too
Manitoba is GOAT

The Dakotas are the definition of tsundere
There's been talks of reunification but the minute the Democrats in both states said they'd support it the whole thing fell apart

ameritrash

>there aint much money to be made down here

That's because you aren't from Georgia

>cede Maine to the Canadians

to hell with that, our lobster capital is a gem on the east coast, and i will not see an inch of american soil turned over to the maple menace

monster girls are PATRICIAN

i say give it to connecticut and be done with it

jesus, sounds rough, 100% rural must be rough on anyone
>The Dakotas are the definition of tsundere
why are the dakotas so cute

good post

oh herro, say herro to your no ronger divine emporer on beharf of /dixie/ prease

>jannied conway in record time

fastest hot pocket handler in the west

Too many Frogs in Maine for it to be worth it desu

>good post
owo

I did it myself

maine will be the staging ground for the conquering of canada, from there we will take newfoundland, nova scotia, and new brunswick and then move on to the more densely populated regions in the interior. with luck we could arm quebecois and garner their support in return for their independence

and catboys, like catgirls, are divine

>Sounds rough
It has it's perks
Unfortunately if it's all you know then it seems existentially dreadful

>Why are the Dakotas so cute
iunno it's a really GAY relationship t b h
Our fiercest state rival is one another, and our closest friend is one another
Dakota also means "Friend" and our second bestest friend is Minnesota who views us as colonies which is kinda true for the Eastern halves
The western halves are Montanan colonies
All four corners of the Dakotas have that weird relationship, closest rival, closest friend

Tendies for din din lads

Living the life

>arm the Quebecois in exchange for their independence
Only so long as we can deport those of the French persuasion there afterwards

The Frog is the eternal enemy of everything the Anglo holds dear. Life, liberty, family, God

>and catboys, like catgirls, are divine
Thank goodness I ordered a tail and ears with that maid outfit lol

we share the ozarks with missouri (our mountains are prettier) and southern arkansas and northern louisiana are indistinguishable shitholes

we share memphis with tennessee which is a big cultural center (they got the good half, and thats not saying much, but christ west memphis in AR is a shithole)

we share texarkana with texas (and that town, in a singular instance, pays no state taxes to either of us so liquor and guns are basically the cheapest in the country there lel), but past that we don't have any other state quite like us

maybe appalachia to an extent, we're both scotch irish mostly

>Only so long as we can deport those of the French persuasion there afterwards
no

i would see our cajun brethren reuinited with theirs in the north, they've earned that right

and the south is not anglo, it is celtic

youre not anglo either iberian

>I ordered a tail and ears with that maid outfit lol

jesus conway why are you such a meme

>and the south is not anglo, it is celtic
Anglo laws, Anglo religion, Anglo language, Anglo society

If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck you might as well call it a duck

>why are you such a meme
Because I'm a fucking degen

By that definition, the Scots, Manx, and Irish are all Anglos.

although the South is a mix of Anglos, Celts, (some) Germans, and random regional ethnicities.

>the south
>anglo
wut
>decentralized society
>fiercely independant and individualistic
>distrustful of authority
>excessive hero worship
>honor culture
>glorified violent mutilating combat
>bravery to the point of foolhardiness in combat
>losing anyway

the character of the south is thoroughly celtic

>the Scots, Manx, and Irish are all Anglos.
They're a lot more different to the English than we are

the character of ur mum is thoroughly slaggish
cunt

desu when you actually interact with them, they're just drunken, less annoying versions of the English.

Neato
Most people here are former Germans, Norwegians, Irish/Anglo, or Swedes

And obligatory natives but they might as well not exist

>By that definition, the Scots, Manx, and Irish are all Anglos
At this point they pretty much are
>Forgetting the eternal sheepshagger
shiggy

Yep sounds like England back before the baguettes civilized them
The Anglo UNLEASHED

the settlers in the south certainly adapted to english as they came, but there were cases when gaelic speaking highlanders were running into indians that had forgotten their language and turned to english

the upper class were more likely to be anglos, but most immigrants who wound up in the south were scottish, irish, and scots irish (with a fair number of welsh depending on the region)

she is a woman of scottish and welsh descent, her mom's side of the family has a ruined castle in scotland they take vacations to visit every now and then

also what the fuck, is there a filter on desu (tee bee aych) now?

>the English are just French-German-Danish rapebabbies
>the English language is just a disgusting French-German creole that should have been stamped out hundreds of years ago
The absolute fucking state of the world to have lost to these losers

There has been for years. There's also one for f am and C UCK. I'm pretty sure that Hiro just forgot to disable the wordfilters

He also left the Halloween theme up on some of the less frequented boards that only got reset because of Sup Forums's birthday filter

the english were fierce bastards back in the day

christ almighty the empire they built was magnificent

there's never going to be another as big, not one that was won by conquering, the most glorious way

and see for our ethnic makeup, plus nowadays a fair number of hispanics, vietnamese, and germans as well

Reminder that Britain was the second Rome

>years
Are you exaggerating or am I somehow just now noticing it?
I guess if I use them, I tend to use elongated versions like tbqhwy famalam
desu senpai cuck

I'm serious

and the cuck one is only as all caps. KEK

shit senpai, the italians haven't been useful since rome was mighty

sure the vatican had a hold on things in europe, but it's not like italy ever managed to conquer a fucking thing in the new world, africa, or asia

meanwhile every nation the romans bent over and fucked, england, spain, and france, went on to take over the world

god damn it

why the fuck did we have to be born at the end of the west instead of the time when our forefathers explored the globe and took it for themselves

I think it was 2015 back when every single post ended with s.mh t.bh f.am

it was an EXCELLENT move

wew lad, I don't know how the fuck I never noticed that.
KEK

Wait, does it filter baka too?