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*dabs on the haters* edition.

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Based President Jupiter

(the 3 Gs)

all stimulants should be legalized and taxed accordingly

Like in a mobile phone?

*takes super valium*
hehe 48 hours of no anxiety lads

business idea: castrate all virgins at birth

I'm in love with a 17 year old Japanese girl and I'm going to marry her :)

see your fucking doctor for an actual solution
isn't that how people are prescribed benzos in the first place?

very nice

definitely feel benzos the day after
very mild feeling mind you

CBT is not 'just be yourself'

never took a drug in my life

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forgot my meme arrow

friend just applied to the job i'm hoping to get, I guarantee that he'll end up getting it..

why do i even try lads

why are druggies so weak and skittish? every benzo mong or alcoholic or stoner i know has the mannerisms of a kitten at the vet.

Benzos are shitty over the counter stuff you can buy from a pharmacist. No long term help to anyone, just a money sink and addiction risk.

honestly wouldn't mind dating a qt with a non-genetic disability like a missing leg or arm

>she'd be more down to earth
>get disability benefits
>i get looked favorably upon for dating a disabled chick

etc etc, there's literally no downsides to it

psychiatry is basically astrology

It can't tell you anything you don't already know if you're not a moron.

not depressed but i do enjoy a benzo or two from time to time. cheap as fuck on the dark web.

need a tights gf

thought most needed a script?
maybe not valium

do you think any of us would bother getting illegal benzos if the doctors actually had a workable solution? haha

Much easier to pop a pill that actually works now and then than to go through the rigmarole of doctors and prescriptions and SSRIs that don't work except to disable your penis, etc.

why do people who have no idea what they're talking about LOVE talking

>manager is constantly in and out of work for depression and anxiety and claiming sick pay
>completely useless twat
>really want them to fire him so I can take his job
>last week he came back after a month off sick
>started shouting and screaming at the apprentice who is 16 for not putting something on the stationery order
>she starts crying and I convince her to put in a formal written complaint about him to his manager

still kinda tripping off this acid you know

>over the counter
no

they do but a lot of GPs wont even prescribe you them these days

Just ordered half an ounce of marijuana. Should be in by Wednesday.

clueless mong

very funny one liner and dubs followed by quads good job lad

microdabbing

Stop taking benzos and get prescribed some SSRIs already you fucking mongs. You deserve all your problems as it stands.

why would i take ssris?

Equality destroys evolution

SSRIs are ZOG mind control pills

Because they work unlike the benzo jew, and it's more than just a periodic feel better.

The Asian century has begun lads

Take your SSRIs goy! They're FDA approved so they're safe and really work!

FOY

i dont need to feel better though. i take benzos recreationally

*completely deletes what's left of your sex drive*
*increases your appetite so you put on weight*
*makes you get really hot and sweaty whenever you undertake even the slightest physical exertion*
*makes you feel really weird for the first fortnight of taking them and the fortnight after you stop taking them*
*has no discernible effect on your depression/anxiety*

ahhh yes, the SSRIs meme

was taking an average of 3 doses of prescribed amphetamines every 24 hours before i stopped because i didn't feel anything anymore. been a year bet my tolerance is down time to get on the happy pills again lads.

benzo jew puppets detected, enjoy addiction to your useless 'medicine'

At least you're honest lad

why not? are they smarter than the yanks and actually recognising that they don't work?

>aussies

benzo truly is the evangelion of drug

*munching alprazolam*

benzos work though
I rarely take them for medical reasons anymore anyway

did you hear the news lads? Benzos don't work! the government just controls them for no reason because they don't work, they have no effects at all

you've all been duped

because they're addictive?

what are you hoping to achieve this weekend lads?

fucking hell I broke the lid of my hummus so now I have to finish the whole thing instead of putting the remaining 50g back in the fridge

fake news, SSRIs work, go back to your benzo production plant

The human race rather recently (evolutionarily speaking) went through a bottle neck event. Before that we were even more diverse, but a large portion of humans died off and we're all descended from a rather small group of humans who survived.

You never had sex in school then.
6th form

>/brit/ doesn't take their prescription
explains a lot desu
you are ill, take your medication

My GF just sent me this sexy pic of her HAHA

hmm perhaps one could attend psychotherapy instead of messing with one's chemistry?

addiction potential outweighs the benefits

i'm a chronic insomniac and benzos kept me functional for a few years, but longer term it's not sustainable

what I was asking
afaik they're still common in america

>we're all descended from a rather small group of humans who survived
adam and eve

Play video games and post on Sup Forums.

not for me and not for 50% of people who take them

>SSRIs

even if I were depressed I wouldn't touch these with a 10 foot pole, all the weirdos at work were drugged up on these happy pills

Rather take magic pills that make me feel like I have super powers desu

ermm put some clingfilm or foil over it

going to finish last nights biriyani for brekkie

People who can't handle SSRIs don't deserve to be saved anyway

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brodies btfo

Find xanax incredibly overrated and boring. Valium however is heavenly.

>fucking hell I broke the lid of my hummus so now I have to finish the whole thing instead of putting the remaining 50g back in the fridge

You're white and you eat hummus? You must be rich.

yous better not tell my ma im smoking ill bate every one of yiz

whatever floats your boat lad

SSRIs make me less hungry

...

>muh addiction
have some self control

STOP RELYING ON PILLS

JUST FUCKING GO OUTSIDE

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR ANCESTORS DID TO SURVIVE?

GET A FUCKING GRIP

getting my weekly dose of the economist lads, you brainlets couldn't even BEGIN to understand their radcen pieces

>here take this pill, it has 20% chance of doing something (it might be placeboo tehee),remember benzos are evil ;)

Antidepressants are meme drugs

When I had a physical done a few years back, the young nurse asked me if I was sexually active. I was too embarrassed to tell the truth, so I lied and said I was. She couldn't help but giggle, since it was so obvious to her no woman could want me. She caught herself and apologized, but the damage was already done. I cried as I drove home.

Saved.

SSRIs are just a government method of taking depressed people out of the gene pool by reducing their sex drive. This way the government can breed a population of people who will remain happy even under the most dire conditions, as a method of controlling the nation.

Those who resist will go on to survive and reproduce. The ones who happily swallow their pills are done for.

Same, another positive side effect for me.

addiction is not a medical illness, it's a learned behaviour.

addiction and depression do NOT exist

Holy shit i'm an atheist and even i know a bottleneck event would equate to Noah and his wife and not A&E.

Depression isn't real

>abloo-hoo I'm so sad

get a grip you fucking wimps

You're white and you eat biryani? You must be rich.

Thank you for your post. Your Benzos will be arriving by post shortly.

stupid canadian

>Holy shit i'm an atheist

>tfw ancestors had multiple husbands & wives, ate people, reared horses, and spoke 3 languages
>tfw i'm a NEET who spends all day reading comics and wishing my so knew how to make lsd already so we could trip

>xanax side effect
>yellowing of the skin or eyes
ah, yes,now everything is connected into the one single truth

adam and eve were real though

wonder how much all the SSRI shills are getting paid on here

NEED a slim white blonde British gf

The king of benders, aka thailand's king

pick mushrooms make mushy tea.
what else do you do to eleviate the bordom when no mammoths were around to chuck spears at.

sweet, cheers