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flintstones

Just got my first ever girlfriend lads

For people who claim they're so smart and neruo-typicals are dumb, autists sure are retarded.

just a different way of thinking

American Ethiopia will check in

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choon

Need some movie recommendations lads, recently saw train to busan

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You arrive in America...

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full flavour

NEED her to take the ancestry dna test
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Fancy buying an iPad but I probably won't even use it.

>Just a different way of thinking
>"We're just as intelligent as you normies"

>Can't understand simple societal norms or human socio-psychological responses

Its like saying ants are a lower form of life but being unable to understand how they build their ant hills.

redditors always act like they know everything

we're combing our hair right now
come and have a go
molon labe

>camels

thanks for the recommendations

woah
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what do you feel like?

need some bf recommendations lads

>Marlboro

anything lad

Tromeo and Juliet

train to busan

get one of those thicc juicy ones

36th chamber of Shaolin

Goal is to become a millionaire by 35

Not doing so hot thus far

my goal is to not be homeless

ses

lads

just woke up from a scary dream lads

sideways

howling

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I smoke dicks

did you almost cum?

Same here

Not doing so hot thus far

love it when i see impoverished runts scratching together their last pennies to buy hilariously overpriced cigarettes

How is it Germans are able to make everything so boring that even their politics is boring and stale.

Merkel has been chancellor since 2005. There's no way she'll lose this time.

At least the American, British, and French elections were kinda interesting and a little unpredictable

some german lad reckons he woke up from a nightmare... he's living it

probably a shia innit

no, I was very sick and spent hours looking for the room with the doctor, when I opened it, it was a mentally ill wide-eyed weirdo who chased me through my primary school

Freuds and Jungs of /brit/, explain

you arrive in London

been thinking about how fucked up those pedo frozen and spiderman videos on youtube are
something fucked up going on there

what about when you see literal homeless people picking other people's cigarette butts off the ground

hilarious isn't it

hmmm

who the FUCK are you and what the FUCK are you doing in our thread?

No-one needs these deadly assault lasers desu.

You know one of the biggest users of lasers? That's right. The MILITARY. They use them on GUNS.

Why do civilians need deadly military grade assault lasers anyway?

Get them off our streets I say.

Won't someone think of the children?

not long now lads

Eating a Gregg's sausage roll

First time in months and months, they are very nice.

>not smoking Raleighs

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plebs

literally no excuse for being homeless just build a house out of trees and stuff for free

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testicles?

wonder what they did

Did you get raped in or not enjoy primary school?

>Belgians cut off a few hands
WOW GENOCIDE SO EVIL WHITEY
>this happens
wow what a fascinating culture

illegal probably

yeah, that's definitely London

Just had 3 poached eggs on toast, a cup of coffee from my espresso machine now I'm in my silk pajamas in bed playing fallout 4

8/10 comfiness rating lads, would be made nicer if I had a gf

fug im going to have to get one now

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are the men going to kick the ball

Eating Gregg's sausage roll

First time in months and months, it is very nice.

h3h3 xd

keep a notebook and write stuff down.

footlonger?

Choon

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>He doesn't own an Aeropress

My hostel charged my debit card €140.53 instead of €240.53 for my stay in Amsterdam

is there any way i could get in trouble if i pretend i havent noticed their mistake and just keep my €200?

craig

No, and no, did not enjoy.

i touched a willy once but it was just a little mistake

probably. we are subjects after all

>tfwywn be drafted to fight for a country you've never heard about for reasons you can't comprehend
>tfwywn overcome your racist ignorance and hostility to the Koreans through the love of a qt native girl

I honestly want the war to come lads.

people put too much thought into conspiracies about them
they are designed to abuse the Youtube format, especially young (often foreign) kids who see a flashy picture with well known characters so they click it.
fucking kids in asia LOVE spiderman and Elsa for some reason, so these videos just pop up in their reccomends and they watch them mindlessly on their phones/tablets.

its not a secret either that they pay "view farms" in china and India to beef up the view numbers so these videos will pop up in autoplay all the time

charliposting lured me in
blame the chebs
nah, this one makes me think. they got so many problems yet they spend all their time and energy trying to get a few puffs from herpes-infected cigarette butts lying on the street.

though perhaps that is the reason why they are literally unemployed in the first place.

you would literally be put to death. let them know immediately

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addiction doesn't exist

it's just an excuse for lazy people who don't want to stop doing something they enjoy

The future of Europe

no but they may have broken down the charges and they'll charge a second time for €100

niggas love to not know

there's actually only a difference of 100 sweetie

had a big motorcycle crash today lads
on the plus side that's all my suicidal ideations flushed out

business idea: start a view farm

>when an addict gives you the "I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime I want" line

Like clockwork

speaking of cigarettes

just tried a new innovation, put some bubble wrap between the glove and sponges. oh my god it was intense.

you've been officially baptized then

she sounds not Asian. Could be the best Home and Away theme ever

I'll have you know I do drugs every day because I want to

Story?

same thing happened to you? it stings like a cunt and there's orange stuff leaking out the wounds (I think it's fat cos i scraped off all the skin)

>bitcoin at £2900
>sold 9 for £1000 each earlier in the year

Saw some shit weed last night

>charliposting

good lad

Damn kids and their energy drinks are killing themselves. Can't believe they would stupidly put that kind of garbage into their system. Gonna be dead at 40 they are.

*drinks cup of coffee*
*sips glass of wine*
*orders a pepsi at mcdonalds*

Dumb kids

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and oldie but a goodie

>irish boxing

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Considering it