What do you think of the guy who invented music?

What do you think of the guy who invented music?

dude rocks if you're picking up what I'm putting down

I want some of that suspicious ancient good good they were smokin

Too weak for hunting
Too strong for being put down
Too intelligent to be bribed out of his stones and bones
Just right for making sick ass paleo beats

axl rose wrote a song about being welcomed to a jungle. this dude actually lived it. respect.

>listening to rock

i could beat the shit out of him

SYMPHONYKEKS BTFO
ROCK WAS THE OG SHIT

imagine him experimenting with reverb throwing those rocks in the cave. Hows that for dark and experimental?

lmao I bet you don't even forage.

what would be his opinions on music today?

Do you think he was worshiped or killed immediately by his tribe because rhythm scared them?

i guess the musicians that came after him were "post-rock" lmao

he's a pleb

Rock predates Metal
Metal predates Composite?

is that the logical successor in the guitar world?

>me unga bunga bang rocks around
talentless hack

They killed him because he got all the bitches while doing nothing useful.

dude was a rock star.no joke, they probably had a constellation in the sky called rock man they would show their children while the tribes hacks did inferior renditions of rock man's greatest hits

based grug

we already have composite music

yeah but he spread his music making genes through the groupies before being killed over some beef (actually referred to as mammoth in those days)

rockists btfo

>you will never be a comfy grug living in 10k bc

we have concrete, we don't have alloys yet I don't think. we have composite? plastic? show me some example bro. I'm not calling you a liar I'm just not familiar with the genre

But music wasn't invented until 1910

Imagine prehistoric harsh noise

standing outside of a cavernous cave while cavewoman gives birth pre-anesthesia. probably not the most popular genre of the time.