/nfl/ - DERRICK MASON EDITION

BAL:Report: Danny Woodhead to miss 4-6 weeks
CHI:Bears lose every-down 'backer Freeman to IR
IND:Matt Jones winds up on Colts' practice squad
PHI:Eagles send K Sturgis to I.R., sign Elliott
ARZ:With DJ out, Cards bring back Chris Johnson
ARZ:David Johnson to have surgery, out 2-3 months
CLE:Hue Jackson: DeShone Kizer 'gives us hope'
CAR:Rivera hints team may limit McCaffrey's snaps
IND:Colts 'considering' starting Brissett Week 2
DEN:Trevor Siemian posts three total TDs in win
DEN:Bennie Fowler scores two TDs in win vs. LAC
LAC:Melvin Gordon gets 23 touches, scores TD

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Philadelphia Eagles

Seriously though, what went wrong?

Are Cowboys fans going to have to spend another thread absolutely BTFO of you haters or are you guys done?

user playoff predictions after week 1

NFC
1.Cowboys
2.Packers
3.Panthers
4.Seahawks
5.Falcons
6.Giants

AFC
1.Patriots
2.Chiefs
3.Steelers
4.Titans
5.Raiders
6.Dolphins

You stay the fuck out of my general nigger

you know who you are

What was the line for that playoff game mr bettor? Because I remember.

78226962
Cowboys "Fans" are the Dodgers "Fans" of /nfl/. there's like 4 of them and the rest are shitposting false flaggers, like you.

Not him but when I bet on it the line was +175 packers or somewhere around there. Spread was like Cowboys by 4.5

trevor siemian is elite

>Brissett still not the starter
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

The point is, he's bullshitting. Doubt he bet on shit.

>Clots
Shitty GM and losing Peypey
>Jags
Shitty coaching and drafting
>Titans
Beats me. I guess they didn't have a QB for a while since Vince Young (even if Young was a meme or whatever), plus maybe coaching and drafting overall
>Toxins
Can't in2 QBs or drafting on offense for the most part. Offense and special teams put defense in impossible situations all game long from start to finish. Pay the wrong players (sometimes) and let good veteran players go.

1. PACKERS 17 Seahawks 9

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>spend the entirety of the last thread getting btfo by Cowboys fans
>"Cowboys fans are just f..falseflaggers"

To the Packers bro in the last thread. I hope Williams plays well for you guys, he was an absolute beast in college.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/12/week-one-power-rankings-6/

here I'll save you a click tho

>not remembering the exact line you bet on for every game means you don't bet
I don't follow this logic.

I predict the Patriots will not repeat as Super Bowl champs.

The Eagles have a mandatory sleeves policy while eating in the cafeteria. Explain this facism, Philthy phaggots

most cowboys fans are just el chicANOs which is why they shitpost so much

...

you got a reading problem?

this aint gon end well for you breh

No, do you?

>m-muh shane ray

Could have simply answered, "I don't remember". Not answering at all is basically showing he's intimidated by a simple question in which a real bettor wouldn't be intimidated by.

Dubs

>get BTFO by Cowboys posters
>"i..its just s..shitposts"

>Comparing a runningback to a linebacker

Are Thomas and Sanders good, or is the Chargers' secondary bad?

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The Dallas Cowboys will not win any postseason games this season.

packers 12-4
cowboys 11-5
panthers 10-6
seahawks 10-6
falcons 10-6
lions 9-7
cap post

So, /nfl/, bungie declared the gloves on this character hate symbol because of kek. Thoughts? Game is Destiny 2. Glove have been removed for triggering people.

Hell, they won't even appear in any

hey faggot i need your car

well they have 7 pro bowls between them

What team and what scheme would be his best fit?

Sleeves* not gloves

Shit isn't Sup Forums related at all you fucking mong.

first for E!SPN failing worst than a young hoe

Why?

>giving bungie money

>he gets triggered by sleeves

i aint got one breh
gotta go finish building joes pc

Romo was actually surprisingly good. At this point I'll take anyone who actually bothers analyzing the plays instead of just saying, "you know this kid works as hard as anyone. You gotta make that throw when you're in the NFL!"

defense - afc west with the other high end pass rushers

offense - any team with a good oline or is willing to run wildcat and direct snap to him

the girl was unironically decent

lol go figure
theyre from seattle, of course they would remove this insignificant shit
some of the shaders last year were seahawks colors too

FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

I ain't home senpai

who the fuck cares?

the more interesting question is why would anyone pay a single dollar for that game?

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Campbell's® Soup - Post Week 1

1. Chiefs
2. Falcons
3. Packers
4. Raiders
5. Patriots
6. Steelers
7. Cowboys
8. Seahawks
9. Lions
10. Broncos
11. Panthers
12. Vikings
13. Eagles
14. Titans
15. Ravens
16. Bucs
17. Dolphins
18. Giants
19. Cardinals
20. Rams
21. Bills
22. Saints
23. Jaguars
24. Texans
25. Redskins
26. Chargers
27. Colts
28. Bengals
29. Bears
30. Browns
31. 49ers
32. Jets

I lost count at like 13 penalties on the loins. They'll be lucky to go 9-7 if they can't bring that figure way down.

Dubs says the Niners win the superbowl over the Patriots. Crushing Brady's hopes of unequivocally becoming the GOAT by losing to his childhood team.

what the fuck is his problem?

A CHARGING TEAM THAT WILL NOT YIELD

You posted this already and I still don't understand how >my colts are anywhere but dead last. At best we're 31 ahead of the jets but even that's a stretch.

Why are Seahawk fans pedos?

Stop baiting with this shit. You never explain yourself when people ask you about your reasoning.

I would drop the falcons down a few spots. I think the patriots could still beat them

Now remember those teams had a combined one win in the postseason that year. That division was shit even when they were good lmao.

why cant the lions get a lead going into the 4th quarter and keep it? why cant they beat their opponent in the prior 3 quarters?

AND WHEN THE BLUE AND SILVER WAVE

Week 2 Predictions

TEXANS > Bengals
Browns < RAVENS
BEARS > Buccs
Vikings < STEELERS
PATRIOTS > Saints
Eagles < CHIEFS
Titans < JAGUARS
CARDINALS > Colts
Bills < PANTHERS
Jets < RAIDERS
DOLPHINS > Chargers
49ers < SEAHAWKS
REDSKINS > Rams
COWBOYS > Broncos
PACKERS > Falcons
Lions < GIANTS

>TEXANS > Bengals
Toxinsfag, here. I know the Bengals got blanked in week one, but the Texans offense is an absolute dumpster fire now. That defense can't save them anymore.

>defense wins championships

It's not bait and most of the arguments are weak af plus it's week 1 so there's not a whole lot to go off of.

their offense is meh until the opposing defense gets tired

Official Slow Your Roll list by Conference

NFC East
Cowboys- You beat a OBJless Giants team by 16 points at full power in Dallas big fucking deal

Eagles- You beat the fucking Redskins who the fuck cares

Redskins- You lost to a team you play twice a year on week 1 there are still 15 games

Giants- Do you guys ever have an actual good season? Even when you win Owls who have to make the playoffs just barely.

>NFC South
Saints- You guys are old and broken it's time to rebuild but hey at least they got an Owl before the window closed.

Panthers- You beat a contender for the worst team in the NFL way to go.

Buccaneers- You get a pass.

Falcons- Better get your shit together you barely beat the Bears

>NFC North
Packers- It took your >GOAT QB until there were 17 seconds left in the 3rd quarter to find the fucking endzone who the fuck cares if he threw for 300 yards if most of it was garbage yards

Lions- No one is even sure if the Cardinals are good you won a game that was handed to you props on not fucking it up

Vikings- You beat an old and busted Saints team big deal.

Bears- Good effort but you still lost and none of your GLARING problems were fixed.

>NFC West
Seahawks- You guys have problems

49ers- Welcome to the decade of despair.

Cardinals- Hopefully you tank for a QB you need one bad.

Rams- You have proved nothing except for how bad the Colts are.

>AFC East
Patriots- You're still the fucking Patriots quit crying.

Bills- The cake is full of razors!

Jets- 0 hope for a good year.

Dolphins- Irma has spared you.

>AFC South
Jags- You beat a team who had limited practice time due to being underwater.

Texans- Better hope this was a fluke.

Colts- Your Owner is the new Ford.

Titans- Good effort but you are going to have a rough few years building a team.

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>I post images of women wearing fedoras

You haven't answered how the fuck do you have the Falcons that high even though they barely beat a horrid Bears team, or the Patriots in the top 5 even though they got destroyed on all fronts.

Well?

>implying Banglels have anything to offer

I think rodgers was partially to blame at the lack of points for GB. He was getting too greedy when rolling out of the pocket and not taking short yard passes

Are you secretly Canadian?

That entire picture is beyond reddit.

Yes and it wouldn't be close.
Saban>Belichick. I mean shit, imagine what Saban could do with the roster Belichick has

I'm sure they'll have more to offer than the Toxins.

>AFC North
Steelers- You barely beat the Browns.

Browns- You almost beat the Steelers still missing pieces.

Bengals- Dalton might be out of a job soon!

Ravens- Good game it's only week though so yeah.

AFC West
Broncos- Oh wow the fucking Chargers real impressive!

Raiders- Good stuff but the Titans aren't great.

Chiefs- You did this before and then nothing came of it. Hopefully Smiff doesn't forget how to throw deep balls again.

Chargers- Getting exactly what that franchise deserves.

Alabama expansion team when?

>Now here is a kid that loves football.

STAND AND CHEER THE BRAVE

>Lions- no one was sure the Cardinals were good
Well they're not gonna be Running Back into first anymore amiright?

Lewis has to be shopped here, right? Or it's a weird angle or something? No human being is that small

Quality thread faggots

RAH RAH RAH

DELET THIS

What was his problem?

They're not going to be Running Back to the playoffs soon.

>prevent defense only prevents you from winning

He was either very autistic or mildly foreign

Too bad he dropped that pass

Can't even beat Clemson.

Same thing.

Mildly foreign legend has it his Spanish Commentary is good.

It's his personal opinion. You're just mad you didn't think to trip up and type out your own rankings first.

LGTSS
>QB:
Wentz>Dak>>Cousins>>>Eli
>OL:
Cowboys>>>Skins>Eagles>>>Giants
>TE:
Eagles>>Cowboys>Skins>Giants
>WR:
Giants>Cowboys>>>Eagles>>Skins
>RB:
Cowboys>>>Giants>Skins>Eagles

>DL:
Eagles>>Giants>>>Skins>Cowboys
>LB:
Eagles>>Cowboys>>Skins>Giants
>CB:
Giants>>>Skins>Cowboys>Eagles
>S:
Giants>Eagles>>Cowboys>Skins

Im going to make Sergio Dipp a cross board meme guys

at least you're guaranteed a win this week