BAL:Report: Danny Woodhead to miss 4-6 weeks CHI:Bears lose every-down 'backer Freeman to IR IND:Matt Jones winds up on Colts' practice squad PHI:Eagles send K Sturgis to I.R., sign Elliott ARZ:With DJ out, Cards bring back Chris Johnson ARZ:David Johnson to have surgery, out 2-3 months CLE:Hue Jackson: DeShone Kizer 'gives us hope' CAR:Rivera hints team may limit McCaffrey's snaps IND:Colts 'considering' starting Brissett Week 2 DEN:Trevor Siemian posts three total TDs in win DEN:Bennie Fowler scores two TDs in win vs. LAC LAC:Melvin Gordon gets 23 touches, scores TD
AFC 1.Patriots 2.Chiefs 3.Steelers 4.Titans 5.Raiders 6.Dolphins
Andrew Morgan
You stay the fuck out of my general nigger
you know who you are
Owen Hill
What was the line for that playoff game mr bettor? Because I remember.
Jason Hill
78226962 Cowboys "Fans" are the Dodgers "Fans" of /nfl/. there's like 4 of them and the rest are shitposting false flaggers, like you.
Daniel Hill
Not him but when I bet on it the line was +175 packers or somewhere around there. Spread was like Cowboys by 4.5
Samuel Cox
trevor siemian is elite
Justin Green
>Brissett still not the starter FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Isaiah Peterson
The point is, he's bullshitting. Doubt he bet on shit.
Brody Rogers
>Clots Shitty GM and losing Peypey >Jags Shitty coaching and drafting >Titans Beats me. I guess they didn't have a QB for a while since Vince Young (even if Young was a meme or whatever), plus maybe coaching and drafting overall >Toxins Can't in2 QBs or drafting on offense for the most part. Offense and special teams put defense in impossible situations all game long from start to finish. Pay the wrong players (sometimes) and let good veteran players go.
Liam Cox
1. PACKERS 17 Seahawks 9
Ryder Baker
78227031 >spend the entirety of the last thread getting btfo by Cowboys fans >"Cowboys fans are just f..falseflaggers"
Brayden Bell
To the Packers bro in the last thread. I hope Williams plays well for you guys, he was an absolute beast in college.
>not remembering the exact line you bet on for every game means you don't bet I don't follow this logic.
Mason Ward
I predict the Patriots will not repeat as Super Bowl champs.
Christian Cruz
The Eagles have a mandatory sleeves policy while eating in the cafeteria. Explain this facism, Philthy phaggots
Angel Robinson
most cowboys fans are just el chicANOs which is why they shitpost so much
Jacob Gonzalez
...
Jack Thompson
you got a reading problem?
Cooper Edwards
this aint gon end well for you breh
Jordan Wood
No, do you?
Jose Torres
>m-muh shane ray
Kayden Gray
Could have simply answered, "I don't remember". Not answering at all is basically showing he's intimidated by a simple question in which a real bettor wouldn't be intimidated by.
Dominic Lewis
Dubs
Jaxon Powell
>get BTFO by Cowboys posters >"i..its just s..shitposts"
Ian Lee
>Comparing a runningback to a linebacker
Aaron Bailey
Are Thomas and Sanders good, or is the Chargers' secondary bad?
Aaron Green
...
Jaxson Mitchell
The Dallas Cowboys will not win any postseason games this season.
Wyatt Murphy
packers 12-4 cowboys 11-5 panthers 10-6 seahawks 10-6 falcons 10-6 lions 9-7 cap post
Gavin Campbell
So, /nfl/, bungie declared the gloves on this character hate symbol because of kek. Thoughts? Game is Destiny 2. Glove have been removed for triggering people.
Jonathan Cook
Hell, they won't even appear in any
Landon Hill
hey faggot i need your car
Blake Cox
well they have 7 pro bowls between them
Jason Flores
What team and what scheme would be his best fit?
Thomas Williams
Sleeves* not gloves
James Garcia
Shit isn't Sup Forums related at all you fucking mong.
Austin Bell
first for E!SPN failing worst than a young hoe
Hunter Reyes
Why?
Jackson Thompson
>giving bungie money
Alexander Mitchell
>he gets triggered by sleeves
Easton Bailey
i aint got one breh gotta go finish building joes pc
Christian Richardson
Romo was actually surprisingly good. At this point I'll take anyone who actually bothers analyzing the plays instead of just saying, "you know this kid works as hard as anyone. You gotta make that throw when you're in the NFL!"
Evan Martinez
defense - afc west with the other high end pass rushers
offense - any team with a good oline or is willing to run wildcat and direct snap to him
Eli Ross
the girl was unironically decent
Leo Jenkins
lol go figure theyre from seattle, of course they would remove this insignificant shit some of the shaders last year were seahawks colors too
Robert Smith
FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD
Jayden Murphy
I ain't home senpai
Dylan Wright
who the fuck cares?
the more interesting question is why would anyone pay a single dollar for that game?
Charles Morris
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Campbell's® Soup - Post Week 1
I lost count at like 13 penalties on the loins. They'll be lucky to go 9-7 if they can't bring that figure way down.
Joseph Watson
Dubs says the Niners win the superbowl over the Patriots. Crushing Brady's hopes of unequivocally becoming the GOAT by losing to his childhood team.
Ryder Anderson
what the fuck is his problem?
Jose Hill
A CHARGING TEAM THAT WILL NOT YIELD
Jordan White
You posted this already and I still don't understand how >my colts are anywhere but dead last. At best we're 31 ahead of the jets but even that's a stretch.
Henry Cruz
Why are Seahawk fans pedos?
Camden Ross
Stop baiting with this shit. You never explain yourself when people ask you about your reasoning.
Lincoln Wilson
I would drop the falcons down a few spots. I think the patriots could still beat them
Gabriel Reed
Now remember those teams had a combined one win in the postseason that year. That division was shit even when they were good lmao.
Owen Robinson
why cant the lions get a lead going into the 4th quarter and keep it? why cant they beat their opponent in the prior 3 quarters?
>TEXANS > Bengals Toxinsfag, here. I know the Bengals got blanked in week one, but the Texans offense is an absolute dumpster fire now. That defense can't save them anymore.
Julian Torres
>defense wins championships
Noah Ortiz
It's not bait and most of the arguments are weak af plus it's week 1 so there's not a whole lot to go off of.
Cameron Richardson
their offense is meh until the opposing defense gets tired
Chase Cooper
Official Slow Your Roll list by Conference
NFC East Cowboys- You beat a OBJless Giants team by 16 points at full power in Dallas big fucking deal
Eagles- You beat the fucking Redskins who the fuck cares
Redskins- You lost to a team you play twice a year on week 1 there are still 15 games
Giants- Do you guys ever have an actual good season? Even when you win Owls who have to make the playoffs just barely.
>NFC South Saints- You guys are old and broken it's time to rebuild but hey at least they got an Owl before the window closed.
Panthers- You beat a contender for the worst team in the NFL way to go.
Buccaneers- You get a pass.
Falcons- Better get your shit together you barely beat the Bears
>NFC North Packers- It took your >GOAT QB until there were 17 seconds left in the 3rd quarter to find the fucking endzone who the fuck cares if he threw for 300 yards if most of it was garbage yards
Lions- No one is even sure if the Cardinals are good you won a game that was handed to you props on not fucking it up
Vikings- You beat an old and busted Saints team big deal.
Bears- Good effort but you still lost and none of your GLARING problems were fixed.
>NFC West Seahawks- You guys have problems
49ers- Welcome to the decade of despair.
Cardinals- Hopefully you tank for a QB you need one bad.
Rams- You have proved nothing except for how bad the Colts are.
>AFC East Patriots- You're still the fucking Patriots quit crying.
Bills- The cake is full of razors!
Jets- 0 hope for a good year.
Dolphins- Irma has spared you.
>AFC South Jags- You beat a team who had limited practice time due to being underwater.
Texans- Better hope this was a fluke.
Colts- Your Owner is the new Ford.
Titans- Good effort but you are going to have a rough few years building a team.
cont in next post
Nathan Watson
>I post images of women wearing fedoras
Nathan Foster
You haven't answered how the fuck do you have the Falcons that high even though they barely beat a horrid Bears team, or the Patriots in the top 5 even though they got destroyed on all fronts.
Hudson Phillips
Well?
John Young
>implying Banglels have anything to offer
John Fisher
I think rodgers was partially to blame at the lack of points for GB. He was getting too greedy when rolling out of the pocket and not taking short yard passes
Isaiah Parker
Are you secretly Canadian?
Aiden Hill
That entire picture is beyond reddit.
Jaxson Martin
Yes and it wouldn't be close. Saban>Belichick. I mean shit, imagine what Saban could do with the roster Belichick has
Jack Perry
I'm sure they'll have more to offer than the Toxins.
Adrian Wilson
>AFC North Steelers- You barely beat the Browns.
Browns- You almost beat the Steelers still missing pieces.
Bengals- Dalton might be out of a job soon!
Ravens- Good game it's only week though so yeah.
AFC West Broncos- Oh wow the fucking Chargers real impressive!
Raiders- Good stuff but the Titans aren't great.
Chiefs- You did this before and then nothing came of it. Hopefully Smiff doesn't forget how to throw deep balls again.
Chargers- Getting exactly what that franchise deserves.
Carter Cooper
Alabama expansion team when?
Jonathan Rodriguez
>Now here is a kid that loves football.
Zachary Sanders
STAND AND CHEER THE BRAVE
Carter Moore
>Lions- no one was sure the Cardinals were good Well they're not gonna be Running Back into first anymore amiright?
David Peterson
Lewis has to be shopped here, right? Or it's a weird angle or something? No human being is that small
Jack Barnes
Quality thread faggots
Joshua Edwards
RAH RAH RAH
Cooper Richardson
DELET THIS
Jacob Turner
What was his problem?
Cameron Miller
They're not going to be Running Back to the playoffs soon.
Elijah Perez
>prevent defense only prevents you from winning
Alexander Kelly
He was either very autistic or mildly foreign
Brandon Powell
Too bad he dropped that pass
Jaxon Powell
Can't even beat Clemson.
Cameron Cooper
Same thing.
Justin Bailey
Mildly foreign legend has it his Spanish Commentary is good.
Gavin Miller
It's his personal opinion. You're just mad you didn't think to trip up and type out your own rankings first.