Stadium has trough urinals

stadium has trough urinals

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>frogposter doesnt know how to greentext

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sage

>being a urinal snob

Fucking hipsters should be drowned

Troughs are unironically GOAT you confirmed micro dick.

>efficient as fuck
>perfect use of available linear space
>get the drunks in and out as quickly as possible

Because of beta fucks like you now every men's bathroom has like two urinals with privacy dividers and it takes half the fucking game to take a piss. Literally KYS.

Literally this. Fucking micro dicks I swear

>Some old drunk guy starts dry humping you while your shy bladder refuses to pee

Who /micro penis who uses the stalls to piss/ here?

Problem, horselets?

>stand at trough
>get erection because of piss fetish
>can't piss

I feel like you can tell me if Tucker is hosting tonight or not....

t. shy bladder i literally can't piss in public
[spoiler]i want to die sometimes[/spoiler]

I was shocked how nice the Fenway Park Bathrooms are.

I thought they would've been piss reeking troughs.

>supporters take a piss in bottles and throw them at the front rows

>there is a river of urine flowing from the wall down the access ramp

>there's always a fresh turd in one trough
>always laugh imagining the banter when it happened

>not enjoying the time-honored tradition of stadium trough diving

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you a communist brah?

>that drunk who does the ol piss water balloon foreskin thing with the bladder full he's been holding for 3 quarters

If you don't think troughs are better it's probably cause you have a small dick or are super beta and can't piss in public.

>Forgetting those of us who get boners at the drop of a hat
Its like you've never even tried to laugh off a throbbing, inappropriate erection after you accidentally thought of (young) Bailey Jay at the troughs

I have a small dick but no problem with troughs. Please don't lump us together #smalldicksmatter

>walking towards the stadia, smuggling non-NFL approved snacks under my foreskin
>random penis inspection at the turnstiles, just my luck
>the inspector looks at the bulge in my pants, formed of snacks made by brands that arent NFL partners or in any way facilitated with the NFL brand
>Sir, would you make your way to the back room for an inspection? Sir!
>her shrill voice and steely gaze tear through me
>I make my way into the inspection clinic, get my ticket from the machine and wait in line
>the girl in front of me is sobbing gently
>it's clear that her dad was making smuggle in store bought Cheetos instead of paying the extra money for a Premium Deluxe Cheeto Experience ticket in the First Class seating area
>that's a Grave Five level offence
>cuts to an ad break

This guy knows how it is

>tfw grower
It's not fair bros.

>tfw grower AND a shower
Penis, plz

>having a foreskin

there was an attempt

I, too, enjoy unsanitary bathrooms that reek of piss. Adds a great deal to the sporting experience for me

everyones dick gets bigger u fuckein deulsional dicklet

>b-ut g-grower
biggest meme in the penile world
you are just small
there is no magic tardis boner that magically turns a small flaccid into a big large

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You must also like missing large portions of the game.
T. Dicklet

Fenway use to be troughs pink hat

Toilets at the Bridge are like that abd they're good, had a nice long steamy piss during HT tonight

Reminder that if you prefer left over right you are unironically a babbydick faggot

>guy walks up next to you at the trough
>unzips pants
>no piss comes out

Came here to post this

SHOOK

>stadiums have penis inspections

You mean to tell me a bathroom smells like urine and has germs? Wow BREAKING NEWS!!!

OP destroyed

I'm detecting a bit of sarcasm.

>stadium has female only bathrooms

>stadium has equal number of male / female stalls due to political posturing

>stadium doesn't have troughs in women's restrooms

>stadium doesn't have minimum height requirement for entrance

guys are so lucky to be able to piss in troughs, i'd kill for a bathroom like that,

trough urinals are shit. when u piss too hard, the piss always splashes back. from around here it's kind of an untold rule not to aim high when you're not alone and pissing next to people. some drunken retards don't get it though. i always try to avoid that shit when i'm going out

>a woman uses the men's restroom because the line for the women's restroom is too long

>urinal has ice in it

Aim at an angle nimrod

t. projecting/over-compensating dicklet

>go to opponent's stadium
>fan of your team passed out in trough urinal being pissed on

>mericunts know how to trough
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almost as disgusting as that language

>try and go for a wee
>get stage fright
>would be too awkward to zip up and then queue for a cubical
>have to go back to my seat now needing a wee even more than before

>mfw a virgin pisser refused to pee in a trough near me

>be me at Wrigley in 2002 waiting in line to pee
>drunk dude shoves his friend urinating at trough
>friend bumps guy next to him
>guy loses balance and goes elbow deep into melting pot of piss
>shover books it out out of there

Just piss

That's just good humor

>he doesnt pull his pants down to his ankles to pee in a urinal

deluxe