/heem/ - NATTY MW GOAT Edition

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Rockhold vs. Branch on Saturday

Other fights include Mike Perry vs. Thales Leites and Hall vs. Jotko

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Thank you OP

who is your favorite manlet?

Post the full-card

DC

*submits you*

*stops your takedowns*

Don't worry, we'll use your thread when mine hits the limit. I know how much this means to you buddeh ;)

Enjoy it while it lasts dude. People are getting sick of your shit. That was the last thread you will ever make. Everytime to spam a thread I promise you I will make another to ruin it and drive you out.

This is the thread

>literally seething
You need to calm down and post less I think.

>I think
Oh, do you?

cringe

anything that isn't another bisping OP. shit is getting boring having the same OP every time

i honestly don't care if you make bisping OPs, but at least change the picture and shit. you can have a (you) but you won't get a reaction out of me. inb4 you reply with "literally seething" even though i'm clearly not

i doubt it

Cringe

>These grade school tier comebacks.
I see wit is certainly not your forte.

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I'll take it into consideration buddeh

thx buddeh

>DChumps

guys guys, what if one of Jon's teammates pulled a prank on him and sprinkled in some steroids, it's plausible right?

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

Stop USADA . Run by a White Supremacist Skinhead!
Stop WADA . Run by a British Supremacist
UFC must not become a colony of racism!

vroom vroom

I guess you never watched the movie. The bully loses in the end as the ethnic black community rallies to stop him.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz 0/10

>It's the white australian who hates white people again.
Your family dinners must be so awkward.

he's not white and he's not australian

This isn't how you sell a fight Robert

no. ice cube beats up the bully for chris tucker cause he can't do it himself. only there is no ice cube cause jones=goat

Admit that antidoping testers unfairly target blacks

I'll bet you 2 buddehs he's whiter than rory macwhitey.

>Post YFW Branch Heems Rockhold

Ice Cube = USADA
Chris Tucker = DC
Deebo = Jon Jones

I thought the DC character pulls his gold off of the bully and then kicks him. USADA = Ice Cube. Chris Tucker = Dana White cause he just sits back and doesn't try to fix anything.

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>tfw you drop the image
Eternal shame upon my family.

Sorry I made those posts.

no, USADA is the chick who told chris tucker to ask for it back. until someone heems jones there is no ice cube

Here is the friday scene, lets get our memes organized.

Mexicans are the diaz brothers BTW

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USADA just heemed Jones into 4 year retirement

Literally none of these women are attractive

>implying that image didn't come from facebook

that ain't what heem means

i like when guys aren't attracted to women i am attracted to. less competition for me

The state of MMA is such that Jon can sit out for 4 years and still come back and dominate for 5 years and go down in history as the GOAT.

Afraid of a strong woman, user?

Ummmm no sweetie

Seriously this just becaused he trained in Australia doesn't make him Australian

>Mexicans are the diaz brothers BTW
CHI

CONFIRMED WHITE

OH wait, here is the bike scene:
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What a nice guy Bispchad is

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

TJ deserves it for his dishonourable conduct in the gym.

All I'd have to do to beat them is sit on them

>buddeh says

Yeah but then Faber's coming out of retirement at 135 to beat the Champion he created

friday is pure kino

Daily reminder Cody will lose a decision and blame it on >muh back

>a sport that rewards physical combat attracts the ugliest, most defective androgynized low-class females barring a couple of exceptions
wew who would have thunk

What sport are you talking about?

WNBA

but strawweight is filled with qts.
In fact it's difficult to find a NON-qt.

115=qt
135= hideous
Really makes you wonder how 125 will turn out.
Paige has already ran over to it so it's off to a good start.

t. tranny lover

Is he right to be waiting?

Bisping is right. If you look mostly white or are even white-passing, you're part of white privilege and need to practice some introspection and try to be a good ally to us Persons of Colour. If you look pretty much white, you are white as far as I'm concerned.

How long have you been on Sup Forums today?

does he have brain damage from being so short?

Archive detective?

If Woodley was white his first title defense would have been Nate Marquadt and then he'd get Conor Mcgregor next.

That's pretty much what is going on with Bisping

>Mighty Mouse knew Borg wouldn't be able to make weight and expects a check for doing nothing
I use to like him but now he's a annoying little faggot

This is the guy that also makes the calendars.

It's pretty late here and I'm wondering if you've been on Sup Forums all day cause I remember seeing that same image when I checked in, in the morning

Lmao I've literally been on here the entire day. I've only left my bed to piss.

Use your detective skills

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Are you the fella that springsbro has a screencap of admitting you're morbidly obese and need to get wheeled around?

If any of you out there are like me and have been dying for some awesome fucking high level fun MMA - I highly recommend revisiting this fight.
I forgot just how crazy this fight starts right from the first bell. Sheesh.

Also, upon rewatching the replay a handful of times of the supposed headbutt in round 3 that Rogan said caused the gash on Dom's left eyebrow - I see no way the way their heads hit could have caused that. If anything it was one of those vicious rights from Cody.

These were the Goldie days too :(

Seems so long ago.

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What does this mean for tattoo artist?

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Wh*te bois hate Woodley, when he didn't do anything except win fights. If he was wh*te, they would be on his dick so hard talking about he's proof the wh*te man is superior lmao.

>b-but he didn't fight Wonderboy like the last guys that fought him, that all got heemed by headkicks!
>b-but he didn't fight Maia like the last guys that fought him, that all got wrestlefucked
>waaah, why doesn't he stand and bang against guys that are terrified of coming within 10' of him? He should rush in carelessly!

Woodley is too smart for these one dimensional brainlet fighters.

hmmmm

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Oh so you've been here for almost 11 hours

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Did you get into a fatal accident? This is sad!

/heem/ police is on duty

more like "if woodley wasn't boring" or "if woodley didn't alienate fans"

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>Its revving time

Well said bro

My personal favorite is "Woodley has bad cardio"

At least you accomplished something with those Ace Detective skills eh buddeh?

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>2 seconds to filename search on archives and look at timestamps

Now compare that to the 20 hours you've spent on Sup Forums jerking off to anime and spamming this general.

i don't blame him for using boring tactics, it was smart, but you ain't gonna win fans that way, or by accusing them of being racists. also bisping is 100x more fun to listen to

I want you to know Woodleybro that I'm against racism in the UFC and I believe Tyron is a talented athlete.

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Calendar has become unhinged, spamming his Ladd and Yaya folder.

Hold up, gonna go do some MMA. Don't lose too much gas

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>more fun to listen to
there go the mandrama biscucks again.

I've only been here for a half hour though. You mixed up buddehs buddeh.

Even with all that time spent on the archives you can't get your shit straight.
Embarrassing.