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a guy with a secret but the secret isn't true

nothing happens

A guy jerks off and cums a ghost, the ghost is actually dead

Man walks out with dog
He gets assaulted by some men
Touching story about a dog that goes to save his owner
Plot twist
Dogs are aliens that control humanities
Second plot twist
The owner was a rebel dog the whole time
Third twist
All dogs are dead and this is hell, since dogs can't go to heaven

>A man who smells crime before it happens.
>He's a scientist
>He's constantly fucking his assistant
Now here's the twist
>We show it
>We show everything

M.night shyamalan biopic - it turns out he was never a good directer after all.

>guy is being stalked by someone he thinks is his doppelganger
>eventually traps the stalker

>turns out he just handcuffed himself to a radiator

In a society consisting entirely of telepaths, in which people use layers of surreal dreamscapes to mask their true thoughts, a man attempts to keep a secret regarding his missing wife from two detectives searching for her.

Sounds like a meth amateur porno

OP is a straight guy with a girlfriend, in the end it turns out he sucks cocks

A group of kids is convinced their new schoolmate is a vampire, so they set out to prove it.

The twist is the main characters are all already vampires looking for more of their kind, the new kid is just some gothfag. When they confront him and he turns out to be human, they eat him.

GIRLS WITH COCKS
Guy comments suicide,god punishes him by making him relive his entire life and help improve himself and his relationship with others,for his reincarnation.Turns out he was in a coma, his reincarnation was symbolism for him being a better person to others and himself

A high School teacher whose conflicted to come to the bottom of a small town mystery where more students are disappearing every day.
The twist is he finds out at the end HE WAS THE PERSON WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE KIDS DISAPPEARANCES THE WHOLE TIME

This thread never existed

Sage.

Ban.

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I really like this idea.

It's Avatar: The Last Airbender, but in reverse

all the harry potter movies remade but with gordon ramsay as the magic soup chef

Man orders pizza
Man eats pizza
Man has to shit
Wasn't shit
Was fart
M. Night cameos as pizza delivery driver

A firefighter that investigates the death of someone in a fire. It turns out he burned alive.

A man trains his son to become a pro tennis player.

Turns out his son was actually himself from the past, and the whole movie took place in his mind

He wakes up and wins Wimbeldon.

Turns out Wimbeldon was a false flag. The man wakes up again in a harsh artificially lit room with his head shaved and a bar code on his forehead with the letters "J E"-- his son's initials.

The president is a goblin

Is he his wife?

Little girl in the XII century discovers a secret chest. Two hours in she discovers that it was literally a human chest because her parents want her to subliminally influence her to be an anatomist.

M. Night Shyamalan makes a cameo as an undertaker.

guy tried to clean his house before his girlfriend came, turns out the house was already clean and he has a boyfriend

Sounds like a goosebumps storyline.

man goes on plane
he's a big guy, for them
it turns out the guy was normal sized and everyone else was midgets

A M.Night Shyamalan type movie

Everyone is on a space station, something goes wrong, they're not actually on a space station.

man wakes up during the crusades but actually present time

The First Vacuumstraightener?

im thinking Dolph as main character...

>A boy and his father are involved in a traffic accident, and the father dies. The boy is rushed to hospital, suffering from injuries. The Head Surgeon is called to operate, but on seeing the boy, immediately declares: “I cannot operate. This boy is my son.” How is this possible?

I have always wanted to see him try.

a girl finds a dog, but it turns out the dog is actually posessed with her soul from a past life

Main character goes through the traumatic event of a friend or family member being murdered in front of them only for us to find out in the end that he was schizophrenic and was the one who killed them

its his wifes son

A boy meets a girl...

you know the rest

I'll the title the movie "The Unknown Call"
A group of unrelated people receive phone calls from random beings,these beings almost understands everything about the people they're calling.The stories are interconnected,it deals with a Women struggling with divorce after her daughter was murdered ,A Man who murdered said daughter who is now in prison,a lawyer who willing defended him and believe he was innocent,The Prison mans mom,and a boy who witness the murder.The twist is these phones call are being made from people in the after life,and each person receives a different phone call from somebody else

What's his favorite soda pop?