/nfl/ general - BILLIONAIRE STRANGLEHOLD edition

ARZ: Arians: Hope we get Johnson back by Christmas
BAL: Schefter: Woodhead (hammy) out 6-8 weeks
ARZ: Arizona fully expected to employ RB committee
HOU: Deshaun Watson expected to start Thursday
FA: Packers waive 2016 starter Ladarius Gunter
HOU: Texans place Fiedorowicz (concussion) on IR
FA: Packers give up on Jean-Francois after 1 game
BAL: Report: Danny Woodhead to miss 4-6 weeks
CHI: Bears lose every-down 'backer Freeman to IR
IND: Matt Jones winds up on Colts' practice squad
PHI: Eagles send K Sturgis to I.R., sign Elliott
ARZ: With DJ out, Cards bring back Chris Johnson

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That picture really did a number on my noggin

post yfw Brees puts 50 up on the Pats D and the Pats start 0-2

first for you guys better be playing this online next month.
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>3000 posts early so he can post a b8 pic

50 yards, maybe.

>tfw Vikings fan

>let the king of checkdowns Alex Smith throw multiple dragons
>thinks Drew Brees wont do the same
the secondary gonna get destoryed

>old gay still exists
why is this allowed

Hey Faggots,

My name is Alex, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the starting QB on an elite NFL team, and am leading the league in passing. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.

>Be Giants fan
>find out current GF fucked Sterling Shepard in college

Pretty cool honestly.

10th for the next great dynasty :)

O/U on the total score of that game: 200 points

Remember how well that worked against the Vikes?

>Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
That's not the Patriots

Haha hey look he posted it again!

>White "women"

>4 years ago
brady has that slump where he is playing average, get picked by the dolphins, loses a few games early.
>OMG this is it! tom needs to retire! pats are finished!
goes on to win 2 more owls
Im not buying it. they are going to the owl again. if he can get past cutler of course.
Im the most pessimistic vikings fan to ever exist and I agree. but goddamn bradford looked great. dude was fearless. so probably season ending/career ending acl injury in week 10.

The Vikings have an actual defense

Story?

Yeah just think, his cum probably got in the tip of your dick. Hot

I just hope you know, first time your gf gets a shot at some famous nigger dick she'll never look back

If brady gets injured and jimmy G wins the owl for him, does it still count?

He put his penis in here vagina for a while until he made sperms inside it. He did not wait for her to also cum

>someone thought they were 2deep4u smart when they drew this shitpiece
dude slavery lmao

>but goddamn bradford looked great. dude was fearless. so probably season ending/career ending acl injury in week 10.
Oh I know, the offense looked competent for the first time in years. I want to believe.

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WINNERS OF WEEK 2
>Bengals
>Cardinals
>Chiefs
>Patriots
>Steelers
>Buccaneers
>Panthers
>Jaguars
>Ravens
>Raiders
>Chargers
>Cowboys
>Rams
>Seahawks
>Packers
>Lions

No need to thank me.

Ha forgot I cleared my cache last night

no

just like Phil Simms doesn't get credit for super bowl 25

>4 years ago
Brady's not 36 anymore m8, most QBs fall off a cliff at Brady's age

Solid list Pedro

>Next game is against the JEST
This is beyond even a trap game, just say the R/a/iders are already 2-0 and defacto lead the division.

>all chalk

well memed

That pic really toggled the ol' noggle

>Tom Brady: I've never had a conversation with Kaepernick

I liked that surprise twist at the end. Who are you supposed to be, m night shyamalon?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

*breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Do you Seacucks HONESTLY think this little manlet will survive our game? He is going to fucking DIE

Its good to be king, bow down to your new champs and we might hold off on injuring your little midget cuck until our second game ;)

kek and rekt

Hi leddit

>1st Thursday night game was a great game between 2 good teams
>2nd Thursday night game will be a turd
why does the league do this?

So now that the ravens are elite again who can stop them

I could beat the fucking shit out of any one of you basement dwelling losers anytime I felt like it

>an actual artist drew and published this piece of garbage

DA YT FOLKS BE HOLDIN US BACK Y'ALL. THEYS JUSS A BUNCHA CRACKA ASS RACIST MOTHAFUCKAS. RISE UP AGAINST YA MASSA AND PUT WHITEY IN THA DIRT.

because the first thursday game was SNF on thursday and this week is actual TNF

Will someone explain to me why the NFL is subjecting us to this?

Checked trips for faggotry """"art""""

I would pin you down and rape you like the bitch boi you are

Shut up you stupid faggot. Go back to Green Bay

That team plays defense, Patriots don't.

Bungles-Texans games are usually pretty fun with both teams spilling spaghetti everywhere with the Bungles ultimately choking in incredible fashion

To laugh at Chimpcinatti as they get steamrolled in a hilarious primetime game

>An actual racist was triggered by a political comic.

Mostly fun because it gets under your skin

Shut up loser.

As she onward sped I shook my head
And I gazed with a feeling rare
And I said, says I, to a passerby
"Who's the maid with the nut-brown hair?"
He smiled at me, and with pride says he,
"That's the gem of Ireland's crown.
She's young Rosie McCann from the banks of the Bann, she's the star of the County Down."

Alex Smith or Sam Bradford for a second QB?

Good list, Juan. You don't have to go back

Tom Brady and Brock Osweiler

To hopefully see Vonigger Burfict play his last game before he gets banished from the league

Although then he'd probably start using the whole black lies matters shit to make himself look like a good boi who dindu nuffins

epic comeback my dude but unfortunately for you, not only am I straight, but I also live in Vermont

suh-wing and a miss

Burfict is currently suspended

no I mean for fantasy, I need a second QB

He's still suspended, should come back for the Browns game.

>the truth is the opposite of anything Old Bay says

Guess the OP is a breddy cool guy then

Nice football team OH EAIT YOU FONT HAVE ONE BECAUDR VERMONT ID A SHDITTY DHATE THST NO ONE INT THEIR RIGHT MIND EHOLD EVER GO TO BECAUD RTHERES NITHKNG THERE HABSBSBSBABSHAH

>leftists
>on my spee

Out out out! Football is a sport for ubermensch

Top fucking kek, how'd I miss that, what did that fucking ape do this time?

He chimped out on some Chiefs player in the preseason and got banned 5 games, then it got reduced to 3.

This looked like a good matchup a week ago, they didn't know that both teams would be dumpster fires so fast

Johnny Manziel

>pats play one game on the new turf and decide to rip it out of the ground for a full replacement

there is literally no fucking around in this organization

WEE JOKF DHEUT NRB FUCK OFF

took a cheap shot on a Chiefs player during the preseason

t. unironic bungles fan

>His DT doesn't hustle and gives up on plays

Suh-esque

"comic" implies that it is either genuinely funny or successfully lampoons something. that picture is neither, and if you really truly think that Kaepernick is not playing because a caricature of a mid-1800s slave owner is metaphorically lynching him for his """""protest""""", you are legitimately delusional.

>racists watching a sport where 75 percent of players are black
why

You'd think he would've learned after he costed Chimpcinatti their last playoff game, but oh well.

How the hell does the Texans already have a qb controversy? Will Watson be any better then Savage?

What did he mean by this

Hence the term "political."

I see the other replies to your post aren't quite able to define words.

trips of fucking truth

>all the good QBs are white

Quarterback is the chessmaster, the other positions are his pawns

Vontaze go to bed you have practice tomorrow

>Jaylon Smith's knee nerve still isn't fully regenerated
>it's projected for a complete regeneration
>he's going to get even faster and more athletic

>Tfw I enjoy watching rivals lose more than watching my team win

Shitposting is a disease

>shitskins living in a country where 70 percent of people are white
why

Slave morality

Chiefs tbqhwy famalamadingdong

This. This so hard.

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Not really much of a story to tell. She went to school at OU for modeling or some dumb shit like that. Moved up here a year and half or so. Anyways I was watching the Giants play while she was over and she was just like "Oh wow is that Sterling Shepard? We went to school together." So I asked her if she ever met him and she told me that they "kind of messed around for a bit."

Fuck off faggot. Its just kinda cool that my gf has been with a star player from my favorite team.

racists watching a sport where horrible ape minded niggers do nothing but commit violence on and off the field, beat white women and display how fucking dumb they are when they open their mouths after being treated like cattle by the NCAA slavery system for 4 years.

yeah doesnt make sense does it. why watch something that confirms your beliefs?

>K-kiss the r-rings b-bitch

(You)

can anyone post or tell me the most hilarious scramble for a fumble in the nfl

Leon Lett

Kinda related but
>at least he held onto the helmet

This one decided a superb owl so it's kinda funny

It's college football but this is the best you'll ever see

youtu.be/-Ngw14nLb8s

I can't believe there were people defending $cam on this, when all regular season he was basically playing like a glorified running back who wasn't scared to take a hit.