Anyway, how's your sex life?

Anyway, how's your sex life?

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frustrating at the moment. gf of 2 years and i broke up late July and i havent gotten laid since. multiple chanes i could have, just haven't met anyone i like enough to put in effort. recently having sex dreams a lot. I know my body wants it but i feel i will gain nothing for fucking some chick i would never date.

I fucked last time one year ago.

Haven't had anything since. Fuck maybe I should get an escort.

FWB stopped wanting to fuck or hang out. Pretty sure I am being cucked and she doesn't have the guts to tell me.

Married but we still have fun 2 to 4 nights a week.

How fucked am I in getting sex when I'm a mtf tranny?

oh, hi mark

Hey man, you chose to become a freak for attention's sake, sorry to hear it's biting you in the ass now

Non-existent, lad. Got a blowjob last year, nothing else to report.

Not an answer

I really despise fat girls and homos. But they are the only ones hitting on me. Parental conflict syndrome has gone too far.

Is this really the kind of problems normies have? Why don't you just jack off?

>fat chicks hitting on you

It means you're ugly and they think you're an easier way to get laid, I'm sorry user

4 years dry

end me already please

Why have we still seen no footage from Franco's Disaster Artist adaptation?

Is it that bad?

Stagnant. Recently got on tinder and actually started talking to a couple of decent qts, one is visiting from Thailand and very nice. On the other hand I went to the strip club the other night and ended up with a really cute strippers number. Actually seemed down to earth and seems like she wants to hang out, which is exciting and terrifying

If she's a FWB then you're not being cucked at all. She was never yours and you were never hers.

Thank you for pseudo-projecting

Great, thanks for asking... my qt3.14 asian girlfriend specifically enjoys rapey chokesechs

>you're not being cucked at all
That makes me feel better
>She was never yours and you were never hers
wait... the feels...

LMAO no. My buddy gets it a lot.

Can you imagine? I can't

count the digits

I probably used to be like your buddy. I used to think fat girls were girls; in fact that is wrong. Fat is worse than anything. I would respect an ex-prostitute druggie more than an emotional-baggage overgrown child.

What did he mean by this?

I fingered a girl 8 months ago. Besides that, sexless.

>Now's not the time for such talk, Weissaukin, get your mind out of the gutter, instead did I ever tell you about Teebo's magic shoes?

>Magic shoes were a pair of shoes created by an Ewok named Teebo. He and his friend Wicket had to jump over the holes of Vacant Valley, during the search for Norky.

>The Ewoks couldn't jump like Norky's species. So, Teebo bewitched some vines he had found, that spun around Teebo and Wicket's ankles, resembling coils.

>"We'll jump over the hole with this magic shoes." he remarked before tripping and falling onto Dexter Jettster's mobile 80's themed diner. Teebo and Wicket didn't make it across, but they did find Republic secrets on the menu. They were magical shoes.

had sex last night, then this morning I went to an asian massage parlour for a hj from a Thai girl

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this movie is so meme'd but everytime watch it, its so weird

>oh a room thread!
>expect room discussion and memes
>actual normies answering
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee get the fuck out

fucked a tight ass girl last saturday of november.

Lots of people are desperate for traps these days.

what does the football represent

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When is The Masterpiece coming out? A trailer? Anything?

You never had a FWB and we all know it.

It's great!

>mfw I prefer AMPs to actual sex now

Find one and cherish it and they will treat you right.

How do you make it so you don't cum so fast? I started working out, I heard that helps

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