ITT our favorite quotes from the classic HBO television program The Sopranos

ITT our favorite quotes from the classic HBO television program The Sopranos.

"It's me, Tony Soprano, your mafia boss. Did you kill that guy for me yet?"

"GIMMIE DA FUCKIN GABAGOOL"

I compromised and jerked off into a shinebox.

Loch Ness monster predicted all of this

I love this one but I can't remember what exactly he said. I think it was somewhere along the lines of:

"You better take heed Chrisopher!"

It was cunnilingus and psychiatry that got us here.

christopher was best character

"Be mindful of your current positioning, Christopher."

Salted Pork? Please, bring it over to my location.

>Take note: Hiroshima was a mistake

"Tony never had the ability or drive to become a varsity athlete"

ANGELIC WHITE SORCERY

HETEROSEXUALS

>Don't leave the door open

"WAHT?"

he's a faaaaaaahhhhhgahhh.

>u godda bea ona ur hate
t. that zip Furio

"JESSE!"
"Yo what up bitch-I mean Mr Soprano"
"We need to cook ziti"

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

If you return to this location to confront me, you ought to come armed with a firearm. In the alternative, you should not return.

>They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!

Carmella, I am not accustomed to this much pulp.

SHE WAS PROMISCOUS

What was the fate of Gary Cooper? The stoic, quiet sort?

You look like a harlot of Puerto Rican descent

>MUH ESPLANADE

seconded

15 years later, it still makes me gigglehe truly was more complex and interesting than tony who groomed young crissy for violence and murder starting as a little orphan
my favourite is ' there he is Adrianna, the guy i m going to hell for' regarding tony because its perfect - thats christafa in a nutshell

chris had best lines
so' if you love me,then stir my eggs'to his battered girlfriend ,it meant love is always 100% obeideance, because thats how his and tonys relationship was

'i-i did-dent tony' at ralphies when Chris was super high on H

his whole speech at livia sopranos funeral and the intervention

i love the interplay between the actors hand gestures and tonys very dad like floggings of chris, like when he s beating chris while chris drives, tony is yelling at chris to tell him why C made a mistake and everytime C opens his mouth T starts hitting him and telling him to shut up

Your learning disability is palpable.

Watch it Chrissie.

Chris it, watchie

He's not even talking to Chris in this scene tho

It's the Sopranos equivalent of "Luke I am your father".

But the image and "watch it Chrissy" are such quintessential Paulie, you have to admit they go together.

YOU FUCKIN GABAGOOL