Are you prepared for the trainwreck Sup Forums?

Are you prepared for the trainwreck Sup Forums?

>Shitty infrastructure
>Corrupt goverment
>Zika
>ISIS probably licking their chops
>Russia backing out
>Rape and murder are conman

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some athlete niggas already got robbed

>forgets about autism tier medals they made.

A jaguar that will be used in the ceremony's was shot when it escaped aswell. How many bad omens do you need?

Might be the last olympic competition

>China
>Russia
>Brazil

>Constant complaints of poor unsanitary housing and accommodations for athletes.
>but we need more socialism in the west guys!!! Le gays protest russia!

Serious question here, what will happen if they cancel it (or have to due to the reasons listed above)?

What?

I've always ignored this event. I just may pay close attention to watch the golden glow of fire on the horizon.

>BRIC nations confirmed for shit Olympics

When will they make India host to complete this fuckfest?

They did an okay job hosting the world cup two years ago. How will this be any different?

Stop memeing.

If a mushroom cloud has a silver lining, may KEK show us the silver lining over Rio 2016.

Because a lot has changed in those two years

This will surely be one of the worst to physically attend but one of the best to watch on tv.

There will be riots

>brazil in charge of minting medals...

I vaguely remember reading something a year or two ago about the IOC arranging to use London again if Brazil fell through as all of the facilities are already there and still meet the requirements.

Olympics are bigger and a bigger time span. Plus the world is 'edgier' now than it was. ISIS is bigger too

Several top athletes have already said they aren't going. McIlroy was the latest big name to say he's skipping out, due to zika concerns.

The fucking Qatar World Cup will End up being better than this shitshow. Sad.

>the US still hasn't hosted the Olympics or the World Cup in my lifetime
I'm losing hope bros

Why do we have Olympics in different countries and not in Greece all theme? That way taxpayers can save more money.

First time I'm ever going to watch the Olympics

Cant blame them, who the hell wants to go to such a brokeass nigger infested shit pile of a country?

This is different . This is the event that will mark the beginning of the real "HAPPENING"

Holy shit it's real. I thought you were making a metaphor
mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0Z72P4

Kek, how is that one going?
Are all those workers still dying in droves in Qatar trying to build those stadiums?

What is this grade school art class? Do they not have milling machines in hueland?

Get off the board underage

Jesus Christ

How old are you? I remember when Atlanta hosted them.

Fuck. Imagine preparing your entire life to compete in the grandest of stages and that's what you win. What a fucking let down.

what the fuck? that shit looks like something made by a kid in kindergarten

Dafuq? Spanish doubloon/10

Nobody gives a fuck about the winter olympics
1997 here

Olympic commitee will pull out at last second and want cowboy stadium. Screenshot this. This will also leave brazil finacially fucked worse then it is now

What were they going for with this symbol? It kind Of resembles a dick missing its balls.

Is it going to be as bad as the Indian Commonwealth games?

>Village for athletes isint ready on time.
>Some are living in rooms with no water/power
>Indian construction workers don't use toilets and have pissed and shit through out the villages and the athletes are finding it all.
>Broadcaster here mocks Indian people as being dirty.
>Gets fired for racism.
>Media pretends the commonwealth games were a success when barely anyone in India even bothered going to the events.

But hey anything but have these events in 1st world countries.

Wish our olympic athletes were too shit to attend this event too.

This is a golden age to be shit at international competitions tbqh

Good god. It's past your bedtime.

A lot of big name telejounalsits and now athletes are not going because of the latest third world epidemic: Zika

buttplug

Stop baiting, retard

96 bro, you don't remember? . Atlanta. It was a blast, that's for sure... Cause of the bombing and all

See

Because if they just had a fixed venue the IOC wouldn't get that sweet sweet bribe money from countries that are dumb enough to want to host this shitshow.

...

So why exactly WOULDN'T ISIS attempt to do something here? Its almost like you have to expect it and just hope for the best .

World Cup was here in '94 and summer in '96

Piss off young'n, you have summer school tomorrow from dicking around too much in remedial math

The British design looked worse.
It was literally Bart fucking Lisa

They all have shrunken heads, it's representing Zika

>>Russia backing out
Totally their choice lel

>This is the final event whites need to realize shitskins aren't human

Please please please please god

Fuck off you oldshits, I'll be around shitposting way longer than you cunts will

This is gonna be a shitfest. Riots, crime, etc. Also, if anyone is coming (which is unlikely), don't even think about going out in the street at night. There are only so few "safe zones" in Rio.

get /comfy/, lad

>implying it probably actually secretly wasn't

Probably because it's a craft for kids made of clay.

>implying Greece could fund itself, let alone the Olympics every 4 years.

This. And probably all the jews who run services and get government contracts.

You know that what's presented on tv and shit is just going to be edited and targeted to make it run "smoothly".

We just have to sit around and wait for the juicy bits to filter online.

Back in my day there was a thing called lurk moar.

The last one for Brasil, that's for sure.

>Be american
>Travel abroad
>Get shot

Man im tempted to go just to commit some of my dream crimes and probably never get caught now. They will just blame it on the natives. Probably atleast a few thousand people with this exact line of thinking

>>Be american
>>stay home
>>Get shot

>Putin probably actually publicly threw a tantrum and we will never see it

Looks like the special ed kids made them.

would ISIS attack the olympics? do they have sleeper cells in brazil?

So how many people do you think the peaceful muslim(s) will take out?

>implying he's not just planning to enact his revenge
Watch out for manlets, evil masterminds.
None, Brazil's military will be there to clean out all the shitters that would try anything.

To me it looks like the yellow dude is kicking away the green and the blue. It represents how cold countries and temperate countries are going to get fucked by desert countries when global warming roasts the earth to a dustball and only the sandniggers survive

Funny how all the journalist liberal cucks back out of going when it actually involves their life,

Nope. I mean I'm sure ISIS is in Brazil, but I doubt they have to be sleepers or hide much.

Id be more worried about local elements than Isis. Plenty of criminals already there desperate enough to take anyone they can hostage.

Didn't some brbros mention some shit about threats on the news of mass kidnapping threats or something the other day?

There could even be undercover ackbars posing as athletes.

>the Jews will never get BTFO at the Olympics again

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugee_Olympic_Athletes_at_the_2016_Summer_Olympics

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Fake and gay

CatDude & AsparagusHead kawaii~ desu

>Go to Rio for 2016 olympics
>Proud to represent my country
>Olympic stadium is withered corn field
>Have to use hubcap in discus throw
>Cut leg open on rusty hurdle
>Trip on zika baby in 400yd dash
>Team mates die from drinking polluted water
>Win shitty plastic medal in discus throw
>Street kid stabs me and steals it
>Die while trannies with fruit hats dance across my body.

Fuck you guys, I'm still counting 'couver 2010 as America
Sorry leafs, it's only a matter of time until your glorious annexation

Looks like the little boy

the fuck are you doing Brazil

Soon meus irmaos. The Zika will infect the whole world and global domination will be ours.

What the fuck were they thinking?
Who unironically cares about the winter olympics?
>have to use hubcap in discus
Kek

The Olympics are supposed to be a stage for the "up and coming." Putin hosted the Sochi winter Olympics in 2014 to show Russia's power to the world. Hitler used the Olympics to show off the power of Germany and Nazism.

I can't wait for this Olympics to start because of how big a mess its going to be. I bet the criminals of Rio are licking their chops just waiting for all the rich tourists that will wander into their lawless favelas. The Olympic village is a den of STDs, the athletes fuck each other like bunnies in the Olympic village. There will be a lot of problems of water pollution, air pollution, zika, and other tropical diseases, crime, and poor sanitation. I don't think its even possible for Brazil to clean up its bodies of water in order to hold boating events.

I am looking forward to seeing hot samba girls. I love samba and capoeira.

The logo looks like a butt plug

Does that pass for pretty in Brazil?

>1997

lol kys

That influx of tourism could save them and then the EU. At least they'd have something to do rather than napping all the damn time.

I was at the Sochi Olympics because I have family that competes and the Olympics there were hosted quite well contrary to the memes. A lot better than Vancouver but I liked SLC more.

>those "tits"

kek'd heartily

Do you think she (he?) is pretty? Is this a fucking joke?

THAT LOGO IS GAY AS SHIT

Apparently, yes. The women have gotten more masculine.

>kys
Neck yourself indio

The 1936 Olympics in Germany sure looked nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=_s_K3-FEwQA

I'm sure all the rich white kids who've spent mommy and daddy's fortune to ignore the real world and go skiing everyday care loads

I can't tell if it's a man or a woman