Frenchmen of Sup Forums who would you say is the better neighbor? The U.K. Or Germany?

Frenchmen of Sup Forums who would you say is the better neighbor? The U.K. Or Germany?

Is one more popular than the other?

both are annoying
t. alsatian

...

spain is the worst neighbour for sure

better in terms of what?

Just do you see one as being, "closer" to France?

Do you hate one more than the other?

both are arrogant hypercunts
none is popular, germany is seen as boring and the UK is just drunk people hating on us for centuries

Politically Germany is closer because franco-german couple
UK is more popular, young people can have UK flag is their room, London etc

Does France like any of it's neighbors?

I guess culturally it depends of the region you live in.
But usually, we know Germany is important for political reasons.
And UK is for banter, like things we should not do, etc...

we are their best neighbours

Britain is closer culturally speaking but we make more business with Germany since it's our biggest E.U partner
Overall both countries are respected here, we don't make many jokes about them, they are great neighbours and it's a pleasure to have them

D'awww

Obviously UK

It's like our brother with who we had argues and brotherhood stories.

As a "Central Frenchie"...Britain.

No offence, krauts, but I hate it when people try to dominate us, telling us they're our mates.

I think Italy, Spain, Luxembourg and Monaco are breddy popular, here.

Belgium, also, we banter them but we like them

> I hate it when people try to dominate us

>both are arrogant hypercunts

>that flag
>that post

Ganz genau

Yes? Why did you (you) me?

it really depends where you are
as far as I know, alsatians constantly make fun of germans and provençals & niçois say italians are idiots and thieves.
Overall we don't really think about them that much outside of Germany because of the EU and stuff

I live in Western France, I love UK a lot, A LOT. I don't care about Germany.

>alsatians constantly make fun of germans
Don't worry, we also make fun of the french

>>both are arrogant hypercunts
>>that flag
>>that post
you are the arrogant cunts though
i don't know why we have this reputation

Then stay in your shitty country and tell you fellow Danes that they need to pay sugar taxes instead of going to Germany to fund their dddiiiiiaaaabbbeeettuuuusssssssususuus xD

You make fun of everyone anyway
jokes about pastis, lazyness or living in new algeria, I've heard it all

This. Which other two nations have had such an incredible relationship over the past 1000 years?

Leave the bad jokes to us, Pierre

>living in new algeria
?
Ah, you must be talking about New Morocco.

That's true though.

T. Parisian

they said PACA is "New Algeria" or "North Algeria"
very rude

That's bullshit though

>i don't know why we have this reputation
You are so arrogant you already disturb reality

Most countries seem to think every other country is arrogant and theirs is a bastion of egalitarianism, it's basically a meaningless statement at this point.

Well you don't see things like that very often

You were a great ally to the Prussians

What happened?

This should be common knowledge

>I am objectively better than you
It's how people work

Wtf I hate UK now.

t. Nice fag

We went full "I want it all and I want it now"

>Most countries seem to think every other country is arrogant

Not for Germany. We just have this stereotype about the French.
Nobody here ever would say the Danish, Poles, Czechs etc. would be arrogant.

It pains me to say, but the Kraut is right, everyone is arrogant to some degree, with or without justification.

It shouldn't make you feel bad, it means we're all the same.

It's pretty much they used Prussia as their "ally".

They used anyone. Anglos are the most evil people on this planet.
Well, at least they kept the French at bay in Waterloo untill Prussia arrived and raped them.

But you're French.

>Alsatians saying rest of France is 'New Algeria/Morocco'
>10% E1B

>Paris

Ile-de-France in general.

Based Poitou is SARMATIAN

we're literally USA-tier now

It goes back since the Middle Age at least

During the First Crusade, the Italian and German crusaders chose to not follow the same path than us because we were too much "arrogant" according to them

do you have source for that?

Fake studies made by the Gov

In one of the gov fake studies Paris was somegthing like

20% R1a
20% R1b
30% E
25% J
5% G

And the last study on the Northmen' genes flow in Normandy was a complete thanks to the (((French))) gov

Every serious studies show French with at lest 60-70%(balaresque, and so on) R1b btw

Pic related

lol

Are you this stupid naziboo alsatian that posts on /fr/, by any 'chance'?

I'm not him

>alsatian

I didn't know that he was alsatian

What makes you think so btw ?

is this a serious question?

I feel its got to be France.

France is basically the continental version of the UK while Germany has just been problematic for the most part. I don't think the mutual understanding/respect than the UK/French relationship is there.

Also France is a popular country in the UK as it has all of the things the UK lacks, good food, nice weather etc.