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anime

The King

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the dominos is here

just asked my mum's permission to kill myself and she's gave me the green light

The absolute state of the mongs that think artificial intelligence will take over the world

/brit/ has become too banal even for me

She must still be pondering this noggin scratcher

Heil the Aldmeri Dominion

>you can't fly the confederate flag because it's a symbol of racism
>she can wear the hijab if she wants even though it's a symbol of oppression of women

Haha cya

>me waiting on the ganj dealer

Rank Hank the Septic Tank

What's going on with you?

Even if you're overdressed compared to everyone else you should wear a suit and tie to a job interview.

The Bends

*grabs your tummy and wobbles it about*

just called the queen a bender

expect to be extradited the UK any minute

Should add that in the skype interview they just had open shirts no jackets

>Programmer at a startup
>Interview in full suit
>MISTAKE, overdressed as fuck, awkwardness

Still got the job though

Now I'm going for another programmer role but not at startup, its scientists instead. What wear?

>Shirt and tie, drop the jacket
>Shirt and jacket, drop the tie
>Just a shirt
>Go all in with a suit again

just smoked a hash & weed joint with the 'mmate

In Rainbows fosho

maggie thatcher milk snatcher

@78238273
>skype interview in a suit

Haha oh my days blud

Yeah just feels really fuckin awkward when its not investment banking but being a code monkey.

You can't be overdressed for a job interview you mong. Also a place that doesn't require suits for interviews should be a massive red flag

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deano jumping on the cs bandwagon

>wearing a suit and tie in a skype interview

dire

>Task Manager (Not Responding)

I wasn't on cam

Business suit, doesn't matter if the interviewers are in t-shirts and shorts. They don't actually think you'll wear the suit daily for work, they just expect you to put the minimum of effort into your appearance for the interview.

>You can't be overdressed for a job interview

Obviously not a developer.

A lot of startups you'll stick out and "not fit the company culture".

Just happens my startup works in finance and accounting so its required. If you're a social media startup wearing a suit is a faux pas.

Anime

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Aight I'll stick to the suit.

Going for a coloured shirt though like an absolute madman.

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They don't think you'll wear the suit everyday you muppet.

tranny freak with a kiwi proxy

fuck me anime is so shit

>computer science major

the virgin degree

>business management major

the chad degree

the middle middle class are the only un-abbhorent people in the UK.

The lower middle class deanos are really shit
the upper middle class (both right wing rural and left wing urban) are utter bastards

>startup

enjoy being unemployed in 3 months runt

never had a job

what's it like?

yeah but i only watch that kind of thing ironically so its ok

>a startup?
>oh you mean a bankruptcy simulator

what about the working class

same as every country
the rich are bastards and the poor are scum

You'll spend the first while terrified you'll get sacked for everything you do. You'll spend the remainder doing fuck all knowing you won't get sacked.

salty milk and coins

Maybe its just yanks but I've heard this a lot from the industry:

>But I have a friend who bombed her interview at one well-known Silicon Valley tech company because she wore a suit. She had just returned from working in the more formal business cultures of Europe and India for a number of years, so to her, it made sense to wear a suit to a job interview. That darn suit was a gigantic distraction during the whole interview process. The folks on the other side of the table decided she was “too uptight” just based on the way she was dressed. Ouch!

tracking fascist and Marxist thoughts from their origin

odds I go on a walk to cure my boredom
evens I go to the kitchen and stuff my face to cure my boredom
doubles I go for a walk AND I buy alcohol

bags of sand

the title is right and season 2 has betrayed the viewers. but i am going to watch it anyway

Post THAT picture
You know the one

reckon make will go well for this time

fat cunt go and buy alcohol

HELLO EVERYBODY!

non-existent. everyone is either a lower middle class or an under class. no working class people exist anymore.
ireland are the same as the the uk

which cape fear, original or remake?

I ate a fag
Feeling ruff

what about the working class?

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I'm leaving that job genuis, learn to read

Probably just the yanks, never heard of that over here and I'm a developer who has had jobs at start-ups

alcohol is very calorie rich you know boy

it was because she was a women and women shouldnt work in tech

Not the sort of company you want to work at. Will be filled with petty office drama, will lose customers on the regular and go under quickly.

hate trump AND muslims

you're either a blairite mong or a fascist

Not watched the second series yet, is it really that much worse than the first?

>ireland are the same as the the uk

had 4 today already

the goal slag gf pic?

excellent posts

this shit is cancer. understand why miyazaki regrets what anime has become

*fires you*

>grown men watch this

literally neither.
working class people are a meme used by middle class people to give themselves credentials, by upper class people to justify the class system (muh noble working class) or the under class to mask the fact they're under class.

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>yanks don't wear suits to work

wtf

nenecchi

Not everything you read on the internet is true, also
>more formal business cultures of Europe and India
>India
It was probably an Indian who wrote all that and made it up. In India, they still dress in pooey rags

>dat ghostly visage in the window

west britain

what a sexy cunt

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>In India, they still dress in pooey rags

this is the most anime I've watched in my entire life and you know what it's exactly what I expected

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Why are anime characters white?

watch good anime like musashi gundo

this is why mao had the right idea sending people like you down to farms to work

newrunt

alri panjeet

no

panjeet from hounslow

They all look a bit irritated

>tfw no nonce slayer gf

I'd be morbidly obese if it were

>drank moderately and ate alot for years = got fat
>eat healthily but drink even more than the average alco cause fml = am now skinny af