Was 'The Reader' based on a true story? . . . I sure hope so

Was 'The Reader' based on a true story? . . . I sure hope so

Fun fact: Winslet had to wear fake pit hair for this movie because she ruined her pits by waxing.

I wonder if she was wearing a merkin too

Probably. Don't know what got into her, she had natural hairy pits and pussy in almost all her earlier movies.

hollywood happened

It never happened if you know what I mean.

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She looked so good in Holy Smoke.

holy shit

fun fact: i would lick Kate Winslets pits after a long day on set

still would

You didn't see it? It has a pissing scene and a few pretty good pit hair scenes.

wow, i'm not a piss guy but that is hot

Would be better if she had hairy legs, but it's pretty nice.

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i love british milfs

No word of a lie, I studied this in English with a female teacher whom I now realise was hitting on me

POTTERY

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what kind of teacher would show this film to a class? What grade were you?

I had to read the book in school and they cut out the best part where he drove with the Truck driver

what happened in that bit?

He had a conversation with a redpilled as fuck truck driver.
The author was a retarded nigger, but he somehow managed to write a good character for a few pages.

i fucked a couple chicks in their 30s when i was 19. it was a nice experience. anybody else?

she stopped getting naked a few years ago and it makes me sad

I thought she said she had to (it was on Graham Norton or something) for the same reason as the fake pit hair.

not everybody is a beta

I recently started online dating and met a 43 year old mom of 3 (I'm also 19). She invited me round to her place and it was obvious she wanted to do something but I just couldn't seal the deal.
But she wants to meet up again so there's still hope.

Jesus, I just want an older woman to do that to me.

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be a man and eat her pussy, it is the best way to please her

m-mommy

lol, I'll remember that. I could tell she was quite nervous when we met (fidgeting and drinking lots of wine).

yes, you'll be kc moderated quite soon

kc moderated?

Merkin alert

imagine being one of those three kids

a 19 year old fucking your mother

women are fucking trash

KATE WINSLUT

her tits are gross that's why

Is it about a boy and his mommy?

Wait. That's two boys?

That was not a flattering angle