>already has arab president >larger than France, UK, Germany, Italy, Spian, Portugal, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Finland combined >more fauna and flore than Europa combined >largest military in South America >has nuclear submarine
Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
When Europe is run over by the muslims, you can freely move to Brazil like the many who did only to work as slave labour to the superior latino race.
>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
basically stay away from everywhere then?
This has to be humor. Right?
10/10 on pic. At least you got that right.
Lucas Russell
Michel Temer is an arab and became our president.
We are doing it just like Europe.
:^)
Logan Torres
*deals a lot of drugs*
good shit ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ayden Torres
you are very wise, Brazilposter
Evan Bell
>large non-white population >extremely high crime rate
Does anyone else see a pattern here?
Matthew Adams
Oh fug, pls tell me he is at least a Christian. I don't think we could resist bringing democracy to a South American country if it had oil and an Arab Muslim leader...
Jeremiah Lewis
>Stay away from everything
your bait tastes funny. i dont like it
Jaxon James
Don't forget this too.
Ayden Hernandez
Thanks.
Michael Phillips
Does anybody actually have an arguement or everything is just banter?
I don't see why it is funny, desu.
These places SHOULD be avoided. Anyone visiting Brazil knows that.
Austin Thompson
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Carter Morales
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Christopher Perez
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Mason Rodriguez
>be jaguar >get shot
>be Brazilian >no money for food
>be baby >get zika
Gabriel Perez
>Stay away from all locations in Brazil and nothing will happen to you!
Will do
James Carter
heard this shit for 20 or 30 years now call me when something changes
Thomas Edwards
That video would define America too.
But the monkey would be going on a segway because he won't walk anymore.
Brazilian south is the most germanic area in Brazil. It is even more homogenous than the USA germanic population.
>mfw Brazil has enough blue dots to cover half Europe
It is changing. Your economy is grinding down. Your society is falling with immigrants. Meanwhile Brazil is growing great.
Fucking jaguar had it coming. It'd not behave in a military parade. Everyone else does. All animals.
Aiden Evans
What do you think her butthole smells like?
Evan Reyes
You are just too far of being a developed country. The greater Chile-Argentina-Uruguay union will be 1st world before you do, retarded nigger
Jonathan Butler
Like all others.
No whitey will ever know.
Joseph Bell
South American countries are irrelevant garbage. Everyone knows that.
Adam Kelly
>Argentina >1st world
Tu teras elegido un nuevo comunista peor qui los Kirchner hasta que yo termine de escreber este comentário.
Jaxon Hill
hdclips dot br has a nice assortment of videos
Isaiah Wright
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Ethan Harris
Where's the garota pic nigger
Ayden Mitchell
Yes, he's Catholic Pretty much all Arab Catholic from the Levant packed and left for Brazil during the early 20th century
Samuel Rodriguez
>Brazil >a developed country We can only dream.
Jacob Ross
but in a civilized country none of those places would be "crime zones'
Dominic Carter
ZIKA will take care of all
Jason Barnes
>stay away from everything except the inside of a house
Yeah, sounds fucking great mate. Where do I sign up?
Jace Garcia
>Can't even control a virus outbreak that's fucking up your next generation >Literal sewage in rivers >Rampant murder, rape, kidnapping, robberies >Developed country >Citizens so used to crime that the majority of those in the streets have robbery money to give away just in case as bait for the robbers k
Jaxon Johnson
What exactly is going on in that webm?
Jeremiah Lopez
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Mason Martinez
iirc it's an assadist catching a rebel off guard. not sure what kind of rebel, juding by the attire al nusra. as far as where, appears to be a type of checkpoint. but i too would like more details if anyone had them? or corrections...
Sebastian Kelly
>Brazilians all become infected with zika >the next generation is microcephalic mutants >entire country becomes some bizarre Hills Have Eyes horrorshow >Arabs vs mutant BRs
I'd be okay with this.
Jayden Perry
It's just an average day in Brazil.
Liam Peterson
> (You) >It is changing. Your economy is grinding down. Your society is falling with immigrants. Meanwhile Brazil is growing great. [citation needed]
I thought Brazil solved a nation's energy crisis 10+ years ago, or at least I was hyped to believe... Brazil seems like a shithole wrapped in a money pit. The US wants to love central and south america (I do too, to be honest) but nothing ever improves.
your off-duty cops are awesome though.
Andrew Cooper
Doesn't take a genius to notice the white populated areas of Brazil are the ones on the limit with Arg, the rest of the country is literally a zoo, but good try my monkey friend, keep trying and you'll get there.
Lincoln King
this bait never gets old kek
Michael Powell
Brazil has enough rivers to provide energy to whole world.
Chase Ross
two in a row, how do you like that.
> on the limit >limit just for future reference we call it a "border" in english, not "limit'.
Henry Barnes
reminds me of this:
>INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020!!1
John Carter
*tips banana
Benjamin Jones
holy shit another one, argies are triggered.
Benjamin Moore
Yeah. Near Argentina is like a zoo. The border marks your cell.
>inb4 we open Itaipu floodgates and destroy half your country
Don't piss me off, Zulu.
Jack Roberts
ITT:
>40 foreigner NEETs gang up on a single brazilian who has a job and has to wake up early tomorrow to study.
Colton Baker
dale imbecil anda a hacer """""""OC"""""
Jack Martin
Better than I expected but still needs refinement.
Zachary Cruz
Your women have the nicest asses. I'll give your country that.
Brandon Perez
>designated murder streets >government can't even pay public service wages, even to keep hospitals open >zika virus >needs military sweeps of every street to check and dismantle still water every week >war with gangsters that the government is losing >police only have jurisdiction in 1/3 of the country tops >massive crime >prisons are 1960s gulag tier >communists often in power >military revolution and/or coup every 10-20 years >majority mixed nigger population >can only get a conservative in power with an impeachment >massive pollution >hot as hell climate >utilities largely owned by foreign countries, like Ontario Canada's teacher union >has a carrier with a fucking ramp >military is big because of mandatory service, is only used on own population >chimpout over sports >cultural pride for being late and lazy with everything >etc etc etc >WE'RE THE NEXT DEVELOPED COUNTRY GUYS God help us
William Fisher
Don't be mad chicanito
Austin Cooper
>Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
Stay away from every where then? Fucking lol
Zachary Gutierrez
Argentina, you are literally the extreme deviation before the center in the white bell curve.
The single existence of such a fucked up intellectual cesspool of human fuckery capacity in such a small part of South America disproves all racial theories ever created by white supremacists.
How do you feel being so bad - but so bad - that entire economic theories were disproved by your single mediocre unjustified existence?
Logan Gonzalez
>chicanito hehe, not quite but close. to be fair argentina seems nice, better than brazil anyways.
Jaxon Hall
why the fuck would you want to be a superpower?
Easton Price
Huehueistan had it's chance before the "Global Economic Crisis", now that the world economy has slowed too much for you to mooch off of Chinese demand, it's basically ogre for you. At least you got rid of Dildo Rousseff, but even if you keep her and her shitshow party out, it's gonna be 100x harder to turn your country around than it would've been ten years ago
Evan Baker
Are you the same that made the moctezuma pasta?
Ryder Roberts
¿acaso no podemos amarnos y vivir en paz hermanos sudamericanos? ;)
Adrian Wilson
I just want a brazilian bunda. How I get a nice brazil bunda?
Nathan Jones
>OLd
llego el abuelo señores
Aiden Young
>just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses
So basically every Brazilian city and town.
Nicholas Wilson
I just printed.
Logan Cook
see. now paraguay, that's a real shit country, much worse than argentina or brazil.
Thomas Wilson
>People responding to a obvious bait
Camden Bailey
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Christopher Turner
>superior latino race
now I know you're baiting
Anthony Lee
What are Latino people anyway? Aren't they just a racial mix between white spaniards and the natives?
Matthew Roberts
>stupid argie responding about people responding to bait.
just fuckin typical.
Jordan Hall
>stay away from beaches, tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses
So where are you supposed to go? The middle of the jungle?
Parker Taylor
Brazil?
Developed?
You're basically in the same boat as the US except 10x worse.
You will never be a developed country.
Jacob Butler
how do you think is Paraguay?
Eli Gonzalez
The Spanish/Portuguese shipped in slaves from africa, so some of them are part-nigger too (more in Brazil than elsewhere)
Austin Rogers
>The middle of the jungle?
Only if you want to be killed and eaten by uncontacted tribesmen
Kayden Cooper
landlocked and full of mosquitoes?
good people tho, yea?
Colton Powell
404 for me :(
Logan Stewart
>>already has arab president >>larger than France, UK, Germany, Italy, Spian, Portugal, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Finland combined >>more fauna and flore than Europa combined >>largest military in South America >>has nuclear submarine
And is predictably falling apart because it was all built on a rotten foundation of degeneracy and corruption. Your people don't have the cultural work ethic to be successful and only got to where you are now because there was plenty of resources to squander for as long as you did. Now, your urban infrastructure is falling apart, your people are getting poisoned by their own filth, crime is spilling into "safe zones", and the people are now finding out that the state coffers have literally been plundered by corrupt and incompetent politicians. Considering the golden ages of other nations, yours was a hilariously brief.
Jayden Hill
Post more Brazilian bunda you fucks
Henry Powell
It's too bad Brazilians aren't white.
Bentley King
>stay in the countryside and you won't get raped/murdered >avoid the only places that make brasil worth visiting
Sounds like a lovely place
Joseph Rodriguez
>publicly known crime zones
DESIGNATED
CRIME
ZONES
Isaac Martin
Didn't they have a strong economy in the 90s?
Lincoln Roberts
>beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses
Okay man I'll just stay home and enjoy first world Brazil!
Alexander Bennett
I came here to post this. Op is delusional.
Matthew Rodriguez
how did people fall for this bait this hard come on now
Lincoln Morgan
This shit looks like from Counter-Strike de_train!
Jack Sanders
>Iowhite feels good.
Camden Thomas
>Adriana Lima will never be your wife
just
Hunter Sanchez
>Brazil >Developed >opening a sex disney land next year yeah no.
Daniel Perez
Designated Murder districts
neo-Sup Forums
Aiden Harris
Don't see why it's funny that you have to avoid 90% of places in brazil, but you're claiming that Brazil is TOTALLY SAFE BRO? 10/10 troll
Isaiah Moore
>When Europe is run over by the muslims, you can freely move to Brazil But Brazil is overrun by dindus.