Reminder Brazil is Next Developed Country

>already has arab president
>larger than France, UK, Germany, Italy, Spian, Portugal, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Finland combined
>more fauna and flore than Europa combined
>largest military in South America
>has nuclear submarine

Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.

When Europe is run over by the muslims, you can freely move to Brazil like the many who did only to work as slave labour to the superior latino race.

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*gets robbed*

what the

>already has arab president
wut

>cucllJdc

Disregard opinion.

i like brown sweaty brazilian grill ass

let's see if your country survives the olympics first

>Stay away from

>beaches,
>crowded tourist sites,
>city centers,
>inner cities,
>college campuses,
>favelas,
>public parks
>crowded busses

>and NOTHING will happen to you.

That goes for here to btw

>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.

basically stay away from everywhere then?

This has to be humor. Right?

10/10 on pic. At least you got that right.

Michel Temer is an arab and became our president.

We are doing it just like Europe.

:^)

*deals a lot of drugs*

good shit ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

you are very wise, Brazilposter

>large non-white population
>extremely high crime rate

Does anyone else see a pattern here?

Oh fug, pls tell me he is at least a Christian. I don't think we could resist bringing democracy to a South American country if it had oil and an Arab Muslim leader...

>Stay away from everything

your bait tastes funny. i dont like it

Don't forget this too.

Thanks.

Does anybody actually have an arguement or everything is just banter?

I don't see why it is funny, desu.

These places SHOULD be avoided. Anyone visiting Brazil knows that.

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>be jaguar
>get shot

>be Brazilian
>no money for food

>be baby
>get zika

>Stay away from all locations in Brazil and nothing will happen to you!

Will do

heard this shit for 20 or 30 years now
call me when something changes

That video would define America too.

But the monkey would be going on a segway because he won't walk anymore.

Brazilian south is the most germanic area in Brazil. It is even more homogenous than the USA germanic population.

>mfw Brazil has enough blue dots to cover half Europe

It is changing. Your economy is grinding down. Your society is falling with immigrants. Meanwhile Brazil is growing great.

Fucking jaguar had it coming. It'd not behave in a military parade. Everyone else does. All animals.

What do you think her butthole smells like?

You are just too far of being a developed country.
The greater Chile-Argentina-Uruguay union will be 1st world before you do, retarded nigger

Like all others.

No whitey will ever know.

South American countries are irrelevant garbage. Everyone knows that.

>Argentina
>1st world

Tu teras elegido un nuevo comunista peor qui los Kirchner hasta que yo termine de escreber este comentário.

hdclips dot br has a nice assortment of videos

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Where's the garota pic nigger

Yes, he's Catholic
Pretty much all Arab Catholic from the Levant packed and left for Brazil during the early 20th century

>Brazil
>a developed country
We can only dream.

but in a civilized country none of those places would be "crime zones'

ZIKA will take care of all

>stay away from everything except the inside of a house

Yeah, sounds fucking great mate. Where do I sign up?

>Can't even control a virus outbreak that's fucking up your next generation
>Literal sewage in rivers
>Rampant murder, rape, kidnapping, robberies
>Developed country
>Citizens so used to crime that the majority of those in the streets have robbery money to give away just in case as bait for the robbers
k

What exactly is going on in that webm?

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iirc it's an assadist catching a rebel off guard. not sure what kind of rebel, juding by the attire al nusra. as far as where, appears to be a type of checkpoint. but i too would like more details if anyone had them? or corrections...

>Brazilians all become infected with zika
>the next generation is microcephalic mutants
>entire country becomes some bizarre Hills Have Eyes horrorshow
>Arabs vs mutant BRs

I'd be okay with this.

It's just an average day in Brazil.

> (You)
>It is changing. Your economy is grinding down. Your society is falling with immigrants. Meanwhile Brazil is growing great.
[citation needed]

I thought Brazil solved a nation's energy crisis 10+ years ago, or at least I was hyped to believe... Brazil seems like a shithole wrapped in a money pit. The US wants to love central and south america (I do too, to be honest) but nothing ever improves.

your off-duty cops are awesome though.

Doesn't take a genius to notice the white populated areas of Brazil are the ones on the limit with Arg, the rest of the country is literally a zoo, but good try my monkey friend, keep trying and you'll get there.

this bait never gets old kek

Brazil has enough rivers to provide energy to whole world.

two in a row, how do you like that.

> on the limit
>limit
just for future reference we call it a "border" in english, not "limit'.

reminds me of this:

>INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020!!1

*tips banana

holy shit another one, argies are triggered.

Yeah. Near Argentina is like a zoo. The border marks your cell.

>inb4 we open Itaipu floodgates and destroy half your country

Don't piss me off, Zulu.

ITT:

>40 foreigner NEETs gang up on a single brazilian who has a job and has to wake up early tomorrow to study.

dale imbecil anda a hacer """""""OC"""""

Better than I expected but still needs refinement.

Your women have the nicest asses. I'll give your country that.

>designated murder streets
>government can't even pay public service wages, even to keep hospitals open
>zika virus
>needs military sweeps of every street to check and dismantle still water every week
>war with gangsters that the government is losing
>police only have jurisdiction in 1/3 of the country tops
>massive crime
>prisons are 1960s gulag tier
>communists often in power
>military revolution and/or coup every 10-20 years
>majority mixed nigger population
>can only get a conservative in power with an impeachment
>massive pollution
>hot as hell climate
>utilities largely owned by foreign countries, like Ontario Canada's teacher union
>has a carrier with a fucking ramp
>military is big because of mandatory service, is only used on own population
>chimpout over sports
>cultural pride for being late and lazy with everything
>etc etc etc
>WE'RE THE NEXT DEVELOPED COUNTRY GUYS
God help us

Don't be mad chicanito

>Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.

Stay away from every where then? Fucking lol

Argentina, you are literally the extreme deviation before the center in the white bell curve.

The single existence of such a fucked up intellectual cesspool of human fuckery capacity in such a small part of South America disproves all racial theories ever created by white supremacists.

How do you feel being so bad - but so bad - that entire economic theories were disproved by your single mediocre unjustified existence?

>chicanito
hehe, not quite but close. to be fair argentina seems nice, better than brazil anyways.

why the fuck would you want to be a superpower?

Huehueistan had it's chance before the "Global Economic Crisis", now that the world economy has slowed too much for you to mooch off of Chinese demand, it's basically ogre for you. At least you got rid of Dildo Rousseff, but even if you keep her and her shitshow party out, it's gonna be 100x harder to turn your country around than it would've been ten years ago

Are you the same that made the moctezuma pasta?

¿acaso no podemos amarnos y vivir en paz hermanos sudamericanos? ;)

I just want a brazilian bunda. How I get a nice brazil bunda?

>OLd

llego el abuelo señores

>just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses

So basically every Brazilian city and town.

I just printed.

see. now paraguay, that's a real shit country, much worse than argentina or brazil.

>People responding to a obvious bait

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>superior latino race

now I know you're baiting

What are Latino people anyway? Aren't they just a racial mix between white spaniards and the natives?

>stupid argie responding about people responding to bait.

just fuckin typical.

>stay away from beaches, tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses

So where are you supposed to go? The middle of the jungle?

Brazil?

Developed?

You're basically in the same boat as the US except 10x worse.

You will never be a developed country.

how do you think is Paraguay?

The Spanish/Portuguese shipped in slaves from africa, so some of them are part-nigger too (more in Brazil than elsewhere)

>The middle of the jungle?

Only if you want to be killed and eaten by uncontacted tribesmen

landlocked and full of mosquitoes?

good people tho, yea?

404 for me :(

>>already has arab president
>>larger than France, UK, Germany, Italy, Spian, Portugal, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Finland combined
>>more fauna and flore than Europa combined
>>largest military in South America
>>has nuclear submarine

And is predictably falling apart because it was all built on a rotten foundation of degeneracy and corruption. Your people don't have the cultural work ethic to be successful and only got to where you are now because there was plenty of resources to squander for as long as you did. Now, your urban infrastructure is falling apart, your people are getting poisoned by their own filth, crime is spilling into "safe zones", and the people are now finding out that the state coffers have literally been plundered by corrupt and incompetent politicians. Considering the golden ages of other nations, yours was a hilariously brief.

Post more Brazilian bunda you fucks

It's too bad Brazilians aren't white.

>stay in the countryside and you won't get raped/murdered
>avoid the only places that make brasil worth visiting

Sounds like a lovely place

>publicly known crime zones

DESIGNATED

CRIME

ZONES

Didn't they have a strong economy in the 90s?

>beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses

Okay man I'll just stay home and enjoy first world Brazil!

I came here to post this.
Op is delusional.

how did people fall for this bait this hard come on now

This shit looks like from Counter-Strike de_train!

>Iowhite
feels good.

>Adriana Lima will never be your wife

just

>Brazil
>Developed
>opening a sex disney land next year
yeah no.

Designated Murder districts

neo-Sup Forums

Don't see why it's funny that you have to avoid 90% of places in brazil, but you're claiming that Brazil is TOTALLY SAFE BRO?
10/10 troll

>When Europe is run over by the muslims, you can freely move to Brazil
But Brazil is overrun by dindus.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM

>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded buses

In other words, stay out of Brazil.

Also, Brazilians are violent sub-human monkeys.

How does Brazil even function