What is a hatchet?

What is a hatchet?

A type of small axe.

A small, one-handed axe useful for chopping wood and clearing bushes

why do americans call axes hatchets?

A really good book for boys growing up.

Actually Simon sounds Canadian

the actor is

>axe
longer handle
>hatchet
smaller handle

looks like that

My favourite part of that book was when he learnt how to start a fire

checked

Uhhhhhhhh......quits?

>not the bear

Checked

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hmmm... dubs.

*opens envelope*

my post number.

*hiyoooo!*

Aaaaaas fire?

That's a big get

A holocaust?

WOOOO0oOo0oOoooÖahHHHhh
>Leans back 15 degrees
WHAT have we got here.
>Bops back in a 45 degree angle
>those are SOME GARGANTUAN DIGITS BOY
>swoons almost out of frame
HIT DIGGITY, AND THEY TOLL' ME /TEEVEE/ CAN'T DO NUMBERS
>Snaps spine in a 180 degree lean

Ey Rick, mask you sumnm mane.

Could a living breathing person lean back like THEYUS?

That's 40 degrees, that's 60, 70!
Why is he still leanin?

That's a 90 degree lean, Rick!

WHY HE STILL LEANIN

He buried Lucille in the latest issue of the comic btw. Laid to rest.

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Kneegun. Le'masku sumthin'.

left and right = hatchets
middle = axe

A hatchet is something you use to break into unsafe buildings, kicking out the jobless unwashed junkie filth of society because the building is unsafe and a fire hazard which causes a dangerous threat to the lives of these vermin bottom scrapers but you endure it, you get them out of there and make it safe from the fire hazard, not because you have to but because you know that these liberal unwashed drug using alchoholics can't take care of themselves, what ever life they chose you can still give them a safe environment knowing that someones son or daughter won't burn tonight alive in agony because he or she went to an unsafe place to listen to music and once the fire started everyone was trapped in the blazing inferno.

I don't get it! Explain your original meme to me. Now.

Its a Russian cat-saving tool

Holy shit those dumb Ivans. I am shocked that cat didn't explode.

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