Has /spuh/ EVER been right about ANYTHING

Has /spuh/ EVER been right about ANYTHING

'one season wonder'
LMAOOOOOOOO

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t. Tamir Azamat Schwartzman

>Kane
3-season wonder m8

>He's a one season wonder la'
>He's a 2 season wonder la', he'll be exposed next season la'
>He's a 3 season wonder la', he's not proven in Europe like other elite strikers la'

>le 13 season wonder man

Spee pretty much unanimously hates Dele Alli...while pundits and various plebfans pretend he's a world class goal-scoring midfielder.

We're right on that one. 1/2 on Spurs Englanders isn't bad.

>Harry kane isn't world class
>he isn't world class because scoring in the Premier league is easy because all the teams are shit
>the bundesliga is better than the Premier league
>Harry kane scores 2 against the second best team in Germany
>he only scored because dortmund are shit.

It must be really confusing being an ABE, phew!

He is really, really good though. Not world class, but still really, really good.

>The clouds in the sky
>The tilt of the earth
>The magnetic field
>The goals
August is over lads.

>le win nothing man
>le be the worst player in the competition at Euro 2016 man
>le cant even score against Ghent man
>le failed every season in Europe man
>le cant even hold a 1in2 record at international level

why should i rate this fraud?

>le only 24 man

And to think instead of a non screeching autist your parents got you. I bet you anything you're a fucking northerner too

>Be me posting on Sup Forums in 2011
>Arsenal vs. Barca
>Arsenal look great and win 2-1 at home
>Wilshere is the spanish Xavi lad
>Fast forward to 6 years later
>Can't even get a start for Arsenal
>Not part of the England team

Hurricane fits the mold for every English hype I have ever seen.

>2 goals against Dortmund la'

Always got the impression he was liked on this board desu

>Only

>be me
Fuck off reddit kill yourself

t. Daniel Schindler

Nigga he plays for tottenham what do you want for him

lmao

he's really, really not...and I'm a Spurs fan. I wish he was, but we're genuinely a better team without him.

>only 24
>by the same age Rooney had won the Champions League, played in back-to-back finals, won 3 Premier Leagues, scored 100 Premier League goals and scord 25 international goals

Kane is the white Andy Cole.

To be good for England, that's all

I mean you have no evidence to support the fact that hes not good

Are you really this retarded?

>only 24

LOOOOL
>comparing POOneys squad with kanes.
try harder nigger

>I mean

Fuck off Reddit. I hate this fucking vocal tic

Kane crushed those little roaches like the bugs they are. Such a brave performance

>giving a shit about England

I can only assume you're a teenager.

He's got all the potential in the world, but his temperament is awful and he's very inconsistent.
On his day, Dele is legitimately world class but you'll only see a handful of those games over a 50 game season despite pundits wanking off to every run he makes

>18 goals and 9 assists in the premier league last season
>only aguero, costa, lukaku, sanchez and kane scored more goals than him
>not even a striker
>really not that good
Spurs fan? Sure thing buddy. You're also an idiot.

>Le PL is Le greatest product on Earth
>Le staying up to watch MOTD
>Le Burnley vs Huddersfield was end to end amazing match lad

Yep, definitely a teenager.

>/spuh/
>not /espee/

fag got Btfo lol

>Feo Walcott la'
>Only 16 la'

Muh Goals

I'm far from a Spurs fan but I've also forgotten more about football than you know.

And he's right btw. Considering Alli contributes absolute zero defensively, and is average or below in just about every facet of the game other than finding space and finishing, he HAS to be scoring goals or he's literally worthless. Sincerely hope this helps. P.S he's basically a striker too...check heat maps, touches per game. Don't test me on this, I've got stats on my side and I will metaphorically cuntpunt you all the way to New Zealand with them.

>Joe Cole is better than Messi la'

>I only care bout me club i do, are squad is definitely not choc full of mercenaries who are only here because of dodgy agents, be happy with a nice 3rd in league and out of Europe by Last 8, tidy that, as long as we finish above the other mercenaries down the road

This. Thank you.

Huddersfield are infinitely more entertaining to watch than England

>there are still goalsplebs on spuh who rate dele alli

Children and FIFAteers

They're the same standard of people who rate THE OX because he's called THE OX.

You are both wrong AND autistic. A truly terrible combination
>Fuck off Reddit
Is also a verbal tic you literal aspie.

goals win games faggot its that simple, nobody bust ronaldos balls or messi's balls for not be le world class defenders.

youre just a salty fagget kek

You're only further confirming your stupidity, and the fact that you never watch him play.

being*

Only for the memes

are you a real life nigger too, or just an online one?

sp doesnt like anybody m8

Talked big sense here but pissed off the spuds fans in the process

Yea he's got a serious attitude problem. Guess it's the nigger in him. Shame.

18 goals is a poor return.

There's is no player in the Premier League with fewer responsibilities than Dele. He literally spends 90 minutes floating through games in his invisibility cloak, searching for goals.

He's excused from all defensive burdens, playmaking responsibility, everything...just go out there and score goals.

18 goals? He should be scoring 18 goals given the system he has the luxury of playing in. He should be scoring more actually. He should be putting up Kane numbers.

7 assists btw...you tacked a couple on. And most of the were of the 3 yard pass to Kane/Eriksen and watch what happens variety.

You can't honestly believe Alli is a creator, can you? He's a godawful passer, both execution and vision. You have never seen Alli thread an eye of the needle through ball. Fact.

>Yea he's got a serious attitude problem. Guess it's the nigger in him

How obese you gotta be to make this post?

>not a pacy young black player
A relic of the past, not elite. Unlike the likes of pogba, dembele and m'bappe who are going to be the iniesta, ronaldo and messi of the modern era. The era of white men is over, it's a black dawn.

>18 goals is a poor return.
Sorry, the input of morons carries no weight.

I honestly thought even Spurs fans were off the Alli bandwagon and realised he was a striker putting up average 'striker in a good team' stats.

most of us are. aussies don't count.

Salt: The Post

Kys Sup Forums you were so wrong. Kane was great tonight. Kys. You seriously have a fucking attitude problem kys kane is goat kys

kane literally only scores when he plays. fraud of a player.

Agree with this gay lad. Dele Alli has never had a good game where he hasn't scored.

he's not a striker you retard kek, 18 goals for a midfielder is amazing, not even modrid or rakitic do that shit

You can't deny that I am right. The french national team will literally never again be more than 30% white at any give moment. It will always be atleast 60% full blooded blacks. The same will be true for england if you look at their youth teams since they favour pacy black players.

Can I be half and half? I don't think he's a striker as such..more of a Muller style forward. I do agree a lot more with
Than the Australian though.

I'd like to see Son start more for us. I think he contributes a lot more to the general interplay. It's not a strong part of his game, but still better than Dele who basically drifts through matches now. Also gives us a bit of much needed pace.

he mostly plays as a deep lying striker these days tbf. if he scored that many and did some tackling and dictated the play a bit with his passing it'd be properly impressive. he's got great movement, definitely something match-winning about him, but he's not really a midfielder at the moment.

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buy alli for 150m pls

Kane and Lukaku soon :-D

polturd pls go, you're just mad that the most expensive players are not white

>18 goals for a midfielder
>for a midfielder

You're the reason why Spee doesn't respect us as a fanbase. I hope people can at least see that all the retardation comes from foreigners who don't understand football, and not us proper English Yids.

>Dele Alli has never had a good game where he hasn't scored.

This is pretty much the perfect point and takes away all the debate over stats/position. He has never had a memorable game where he hasn't scored, certainly never dictated a game, never been the outstanding player on the pitch. The only time he's remembered or praised, is when he takes off the cloak and does the only thing he's in the team for: scores a goal.

>literally no arguments
The french national team is black which is funny but also sad. Pogba is avarage, dembele is good but will never be world class. Yet pogba was almost a 100m and dembele was over a 100m. M'bappe is good but he also will never be a star that will be anywhere near 180m but they still pay that money for him for marketing purposes. I am sick of the "pacy young black player will become the next messi" meme.

prove he aint a midfielder you cocksucking crooked teeth pale ass cracker ass island inbred looking cunt

>pogba was almost a 100m and dembele was over a 100m.
That has more to do with how young they are and how good they are. They have at least 15 more years left in their career, Neymar has 10 good years left.

> become the next messi
There isn't going to be a next Messi in the near considerable future. He's a once in a lifetime player.

>it's an autistic sperglord on sp thinks he knows more about football than actual footballer, managers and pundits episode

If dele alli was that shit why would he still be played every single game and why will he be sold for £150 million to real madrid next season- obviously it must be because no one at Tottenham or at Real madrid knows as much as a spaz on Sup Forums

>pogba or dembele having 15 more good years in them
Kek. Think about the fact that pogba who should be near his prime is inferior to a 29 year old matic who cost less than 50% than him.

Only yanks base their arguments on stats la

The Finnish virgin I had this summer sure loved my black dick. Maybe you're on to something.

Nobody said he was shit. Just very limited and definitely not a midfielder. Real have made many expensive mistakes...I hope for your sake that Dele Alli is the next. Quite like Spurs, generally.

P.S do you remember any good games he's had where he hasn't scored?

Try watching him play, Amerishart. He spends more time in the box than you spend in McDonald's.

Pogba is only 24 and has 10 more years to offer at the world class level. You're salty because you don't understand how inflation works.

I like this point, because I find it hard to argue it. You think of midfielders like Gerrard, Lampard, Keane, Scholes and you can instantly think of many, many games they've grabbed by the scruff of the neck and dictated.

Even 10s like De Bruyne. Coutinho....Eriksen in the same team. Plenty of standout games.

Alli: 0

Mbappe in one season at 18, had more goals than either Ronaldo or Messi did in their first 3 professional seasons.

Can't justify pogba.

Dembele has near everything identical to neymar but goals. He's a playmaker of the highest caliber. And at 20 still has much more learning to do which learning from iniesta is the best thing possible.

>You think of midfielders like Gerrard, Lampard, Keane, Scholes and you can instantly think of many, many games they've grabbed by the scruff of the neck and dictated.

Bollocks

He's actually more of a second striker/target man.

Yep...but it doesn't even have to be top bracket players like you listed. I can think of stand out games from Noble, Drinkwater, Tom Davies, Fellaini....just in the last year. Games where they haven't scored, but they've been clearly the best player on the pitch and won the match for their teams. You're right that Alli has never had that, but you don't have to compare him to top talents to show that. Even average players do it.

>>>>>>

i love the spurs lads!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Scholes

>he was underrated as a youth for not being a pacey nog

Will England finally learn?

>role playing
Imagine being a white guy who gets this upset because someone doesn't worship black men like he does.
I wonder when pogba will play his first season at world class level. I doubt it will be any time soon. I do know how economic bubbles work though, this reckless hype based spending won't last forever. I just want these expensive memes to be exposed sooner rather than later. I do understand that pogbas dabbing brings shirt sales for some reason, he is not much of a player though.

Because he isn't a midfielder.

I barely watch any team that isn't Liverpool, so in not taking part in the Alli debate....but it's fucking staggering that not one person can name a match where Alli has been exceptional without scoring.

How the fuck is he so hyped up if he hasn't done such a basic thing? Surely that shouldn't be hard.

Imagine believing I'm white.

>Mbappe in one season at 18
Exactly. Paying 180m for him is insane. Also old man zlatan 38 goals in 31 games in the mickey mouse league that is ligue 1. Dortmunds defence is absolutely shit before you bring that up. He is good but he is never going to be a superstar, he will not be the next henry mark my words.

>I do know how economic bubbles work
Do you? Because what kicked this off was Madrid paying 100 million for 25 year old Ronaldo 7 years ago which was unheard of. That was seen as overpaying.

>he is not much of a player though
They paid for his potential not his immediate form

>in not taking part in the Alli debate
>proceeds to take part in the Alli debate

He was instrumental in winning the league, and getting Monaco as far as it did in CL.

That again is more than either Messi or CR7 accomplished at his age. And to compound that he's still been firing in the goals for club and country. This is a kid who still has a lot of development left but his instinct is 100% killer. Easily worth every penny.

I don't know how many times I've seen you whining about Pogba or Mbappe. Did a nig shagged your mom at Helsinki Swagga night club without calling her back? Thats not football players' fault.
Each time I open a football thread or a PSG thread there is your flag posting the same tirade. Ok we get it they suck, they are pacy niggers with no skills. But no one understood it at Manchester or PSG, they shoud hire some Finns neets at their recruitment board tbqh.

Just find it weird how a few Spurs fans were trying to defend him, then such an easy question is asked and they all become mute.

Like I could name games where Emre Can has been clearly the best on the pitch. It's surprising to me that such a basic thing isn't possible with Alli.