I really want to see rogue one but I am a solo father with a 3 year old son so I only get to see movies with him...

I really want to see rogue one but I am a solo father with a 3 year old son so I only get to see movies with him. Is this something I can take him to?

>Wife's son

Nah man there's a sex scene with Diego Luna and that new robot. Pretty fucked.

What happened to mommy?

He might get scared but he wont understand it so you may as well
Enjoy user

she fell for the BBC meme

Star Wars in general (except for maybe A New Hope) is probably too intense for a 3-year-old. Hire a babysitter.

>3 year old
too young for cinema, no matter the movie
he will get glasses
get him away from ipads too
make him play sports or something instead
and if you wanna go see a movie send the kid with the grandparents or some friend or neighbour
Are you american?

She died during childbirth if you must know.

>single father
>wants to see a film but won't leave his 3 year old son at home in order to indulge in personal leisure activities.
>seeks out movies that would be appropriate to watch *with* his son

You're alright.

stop making shit up faggot

My son is incredibly well behaved. He uses his movie voice during films and watches the whole thing without a pee break. I always watch kids movies though. I want to see something for me that he can enjoy too.

He plays rugby once a week. No, I am not American.

Yes

lmao

>rugby
You're either a Kiwi or an Aussie, and neither of those is a good thing.

What are his top 3 favorite movies? I need to know if your son is a family-film patrician watching cartoonkinos or a normie pleb youth.

I don't know if I'd recommend it. Rogue One is a lot darker than most of the Star Wars movies, a lot of people die in this one. Plot-wise it does stand on its own pretty well, though.

>cucked by the Grim Reaper

Reckit Ralph, Frozen, Angry Birds.

>too intense
That ten minute scene where they eat lunch and discuss trade politics permanently damaged me

>kinosseur
>normie
>Sup Forums

Eclectic tastes.

He has no personal identity yet, he's 3. What do you expect?

Underrated.

i didn't ask for this feel

you son is a fucking racist already with just three years old
fuck him and fuck white people

>Reckit Ralph
redneck
>Frozen
Aryan queen
>Angry Birds
multiculturalism and muslim invasion

your son is a polack

:^(

t. mudslime

jesus dude

Shit man, really?

I wish you would die faggot.

Are you fucking retarded user? Why would you come here of all places to ask? Also doesn't this child have grandparents?

Do you deep down hate your kid?

Aussie's don't really play rugby. He's more likely to be Seth Efrican or Anglo

This. OP is a good dad.

Potential. Show him one of the already existing SW. If he can watch all of that than he can handle R1.

Honestly doesn't matter which one you show him, can even be prequels, because he's young enough he won't cringe at Anikan's dialogue with Padme, and he might even like Jar Jar

I'm kiwi.

No, I love him.

I will not subject him to Jar Jar but he likes the Clone Wars cartoons.

>I will not subject him to Jar Jar but he likes the Clone Wars cartoons.
confirmed fucking retard

I thought childbirth death was a thing of the past.
Did she lost the will to live?

Complications. Emergency C-Section, lost too much blood.

or you served her for sunday dinner, you sheep shagging cunt.

So when are you gonna sit down and watch Revenge of the Sith with him

>Angry Birds.
Taking the redpill at 3 i see

Dubs of truth.

Show him the Incredibles too so he knows not to be a dirty commie.