The Sith? They've been extinct for a millennium

>The Sith? They've been extinct for a millennium
>Count Dooku? He's a political idealist, not a murderer
>Let's get back to the real problem, which is the droid attack on the Wookiees

his head look like penis

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

If it wasnt for this faggot the Jedi probably wouldn't have been wiped out. Was he controlled opposition?

>thw to smart for anything other than droid attacks on wookies

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>Luke, did i ever tell you about Ki Adi Mundi? He was jedi high council member. Because low birth rate if his home world he was only member of council allwed to have wife. Actually, he was polygamous and while we sat in the clouds like a 11 glorified virgins, he fucked his 4 hot big headed wifes. He was a good lover.

How is he sitting in a chair when he's a hologram

>why did they make Force Ghosts such a big deal when in fact Jedis were using the method all of the time just to drop in on routine council meetings

I don't think Lucas ever got Star Wars tebehe.

The fuck kind of penis looks like that

>The Sith? They've been extinct for a millennium
>Count Dooku? He's a political idealist, not a murderer
>Clone troopers? Those guys are alright, they've got my back, let's go boys! *waves forward

Sheesh, for a guy with two brains, this guy sure is a moron.

He was sitting on one of his wife's coneheads.

what the hell's wrong with your penis dude

Was he a Dan Akroyd reference?

>Luke, did I ever told you about Darth Aykroyd? He was a main hero of sith-com Forceheads. And he was a good comedian.

>Sheev? How he fit all dat junk inside dat trunk

>sith-com
kek

>Glorified virgins

He was controlled by Dark Lord Jar Jar. While Jar Jar maintained his facade on the senate, he used Ki Adi Mundi as his eyes and opinions on the Jedi temple/council.

WEESA
WUZ
SITHS

-the wookies


Oh yeah baby, bring that junk ova hea'!

Or you know, Jar Jar is Darth Plagueis in a capsule body.

>there are people who unironically believe this theory

it was a hologram

rally makes you tink

The whole Ki Adi Mundi was obviously a joke, but Darth Jar Jar is a real thing baby.

I thought his species has two hearts

>there are people who unironically believe in the truth
Really activates your almonds.

but I thought that Jedi could have sex so long as they formed no attachment/jealous feelings

kek

have you got the hitler one?

Next entries to the franchise better have Twi'lek whorehouses being visited by Jedi.

is that what they call Aayla's quarters now?

>You can take the Jedi out of Ryloth, but you can't take the Twi'lek out of the Jedi

>tfw to intelligant to be celibate

Jar Jar is the key to all of this

jesus christ people, how many memes you need?
dont you have enough with bane posting?

>tfw no qt Twi lek gf

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is it still canon that a Twi'lek's lekku are giant erogenous zones?

Get with the time, Pops.
Wookieposting is in, baby, and for years as Disney is releasing new Star Wars movies for years.

>tfw made big Z kill her

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I think that it was once supposed to happen, but George chickened out when the public responded so strongly against Jar Jar
>I may have gone too far in a few places
referring to him making Jar Jar excessively unlikable

Disney would have to be crazy to revive that abandoned plot point at this point

>he's too unlikable
>turns out he's evil

No shit.
Everyone who hates him finds out he was actually a Sith and it was all an act.
Way to pansy out, Lucas.

how many of the female Jedi fucked the clones?

he only breed with them
no atachments
Twileks were made for cock

>Let's get back to the real problem, which is the He sitting in a chair wherever he really is

>Twileks were made for cock
please do not bully the Twileks

You're thinking of the Jedi with a really long neck, which in TPM was some random species with two brains. Later on he completely disappeared and a separate species called the Kaminoans who look just like him were introduced, but no one was supposed to know about that planet

How did he hear about the droid attack on the Wookiees when he has no ears?

prequels are so fucking bad

Wait until you hear about Priests

Did the Empire kill all of his kids for being force sensitives?

If I were a Jedi I'd force persuade Twi lek qts into having an orgy with me all the time.

In fact, that's probably what I'd spend most of my time on.

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From my point of view, this hot head needs to get outta here

who would fuck a samoan?

The Jedi should have set up a breeding program in order to bolster the ranks of the Jedi and train them since birth. Randomly recruiting whatever children they happen to find out about throughout the Galaxy is very inefficient.

oh my god

add togtrutas and zeltrons too

>so fucking lazy even the fucking chairs are CGI
Does the prequels have ANY redeeming qualities?

Even when I was going through puberty I didn't find Twi'lek's hot. Probably because of the 80s body and ugly as fuck outfit that sacrificial dancer had, plus the head tentacles looks stupid and gross as hell.

gay

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

>sith-com

>1999
>Phantom Menace drops
>Dark Horse begins new Star Wars monthly comic book
>Ki Adi Mundi is main character in first arc
>Ki Adi Mundi carries purple lightsaber
>Ki Adi Mundi's action figure comes packed with purple saber
>Ki Adi Mundi has multiple wives
>Ki Adi Mundi is only member of Jedi Council to not be a Master, he's a Knight
>all of this retconned