How the frick do i become a citizen?

How the frick do i become a citizen?
I've been here for like 10 years now

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>if i live here long enough I magically become British

Fuck off.

>if i get on a boat from libya to italy and walk under the british canal, I magically become british

have you tried asking politely

where are you from OP

Shag the queen

мдэ....

Rape a northern girl

Hey, mates from the Islands, excuse me, but I'd like to ask you about the language situation. Is it true, that even different London's districts have their own wierd dilects? (and, if I have any mistakes in this post, please, correct)

Gari

There are hundreds (maybe thousands) of accents in the UK, so yes. It doesn't necessarily depend where you live either, it can also depend on your class.

This for example is a comedy skit including a famous East London actor Danny Dyer

youtube.com/watch?v=zOEHrU9n9eI

And this is how somebody from a rich part of West London would sound

youtube.com/watch?v=nz7mh87-Nps

>british citizen means british national

nani

also according to gov.uk/becoming-a-british-citizen 5 years should be enough

Well, the first one sounds less understandable. Is it hard for you to understand not your native dialect ?

Nah, it's quite easy for UK natives to understand any accent in English. Even Americans/Canadians/Australians tend to struggle with our accents.

The Glasgow accent is a particularly hard one for non-natives.

youtube.com/watch?v=itKhvrUekDs

peter thiel literally bought citizenship here

dude only spent 12 days here
fucking go away

i understand every English accent except for Scottish, i understand every 5th word at best

it reminds me of when i listen to Russian, random words i get but context is lost on me

What about West Country accents?

youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY

apply for citizenship like everyone else faggot

I love how does the Swedish accent sounds like (simple fact, Sweden is a truely English clay) .

stop being shite, i imagine.

>Swedish accent
cringiest fucking accent ever

Work for 5 years, apply for residency then citizenship. Its pretty easy.

meh, it sounds godlike.

Swedish Accent is top tier.