I have no European ancestry and yet I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What am I?

I have no European ancestry and yet I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What am I?

>blonde hair blue eyes
>not European
impossible.

You do have European ancestry, you just don't know it

>I have no European ancestry
Ok so post your dna results.
You must have them since you are so sure.
If you dont have them you are only assuming things based on your name, location and stories within your family

all blue eyed people share one common ancestor, so you do have European ancestry, stop trying to be special snowflake

A baby, nice riddle

>What am I?

An idiot.

well done

finns

a mutant

>americans say they have european heritage
>get bullied
>americans say they have no european heritage
>get bullied
Sad!

A dog??

There's actually Central Asian and some few Middle Eastern peoples like that, blue eyes come from Anatolia, not the Baltic

WTF? !90% of people born in Americas, from any race, have European ancestry. Of course a blue eyed blond american has at least 90% of European ancestry!

a white-worshipping Asian girl with bleached blonde hair and blue contacts

>assuming things based on your name, location and stories within your family
why is that wrong?

>assuming things
>why is that wrong?
I'm assuming you have some additional chromosomes.

Do you really need someone to explain to you how assuming something so complicated is wrong?

Both my father and mother are new immigrants to the US

From?

Isfahan, Iran

>caucasian

You are a descendant from rape children of the sacking of the Safavid capital by pashtuni forces.

Case closed. Google 'blond pashtuni people.'

Same Iran that got raped by Greeks?

Pashtuns are an Iranian people

i bet you have brown eyes with some blue central heterochromia and light brown hair at best

I won't post my face

>What am I?
another white american trying to wiggle his way out of whiteness somehow ?

goes to show blonde people are cancer yet again
heil hitler

your hair looks a some snake pit

>blonde

....that's not even close to blond hair

I find it funny how you can spot an American by their invariable characteristic of blonde hair/brown eyes combo.

You're an alien

it's very curly

How the hell is that not blonde?

That's not blond, lol, maybe in the eyes of Africans and Asians but for them any lighter shade of brown is blond.

Can you spot the difference?

Contacts and hair dye. Next riddle.

here is an image of me from a few years ago

cumskins are subhumans

Thats light brown. At best.
But it does look lighter brown than your previous image

I'm sure you are trolling

Heavy a Californian surfer faggot they all look the same. Spend months in the sun all day your hair will bleach and skin will tan it happened to me when I was in Iceland for the summer. Light brown hair got bleached crazy. Also my eyes turned a lighter blue.

Congratulation
You are a fingolian

Blue eyes originate from a individual who lived around the black sea area, likely modern day Ukraine some millennia ago.

we have same hair color/type but i have bulgarian blood little bit

a fag lol

Son of the milkman

wtf i love turkey now

You're all rape babies as well desu

The missing link

Who raped the pashtuns?

That's not blonde even in Portugal lmao.
What the hell is going in the US.
This is blonde

>persians
>macedonians
>mongols
>arabs
>mauryans
>t*rks
>timurids
They resisted well but it's never been a place where people get BTFO'd just from entering like Russia.