Interpret the name

ITT we guess what kind of footballer would a person with the name above your post would be
and post a name yourself

for example:

Hamidou Koné --> 1.95m centre back from Ivory Coast prone to critical mistakes on the ball

OP starting

Osmar Lopez Cruz

>Osmar Lopez Cruz
brown person who makes shitty threads on Sup Forums. Doesn't sound Turkish though...

>Osmar Lopez Cruz
Paraguayan big centre back, strong and with a commanding voice in the defence, but gets red carded and chimps out every other game.

Samir Al-Abdoula Mbony

Marco Schleiermacher

fast forward serial diver

creative chainsmoker midfielder

bulky airhaid centreforward

>Samir Al-Abdoula Mbony
French midfielder born and bred in Bobigny, France, who's tall and extremely pacy, but runs like a headless chicken and make questionable passes. Deschamps always chooses Rabiot over him, and he recently threw a tantrum on Twitter about how everyone in France is racist. Plays for Marseille. Currently injured because he crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a nightclub.

very hardworking german midfielder with also good stamina to boot

Alberto Barbarossa

Bojan Ljubisavljević

This thread is reddit as fuck.

kys thyselves.

Spanish ST who is fast as fuck but shit finishing. Hangs around clubs like Sevilla and Real Betis. No national call ups.

Extremely vicious defensive midfielder from Italy who got more than 70 red cards in his career. After spending most of his time in second-rate Italian clubs like Frosinone or AS Cittadella, he's ending his career in the Portuguese league where he now enjoys a legendary status for some reason.

>Barbarossa
>Spanish

Matthias van Den Berg

t. Brayan Gutiérrez, failed poacher (31 games, 2 goals) in the Mexican third division

Go fuck yourself anyway.

ajax role player from the academy
not good or bad at anything, never leaves the netherlands in his career

The great hope of Dutch football, a powerful striker marketed as "the next Van Basten" when he was 14. Sold from Ajax to Inter Milan for a record sum (record for a 15-year-old). Failed beyond all hopes of recovery, despite his actual talent. Now memeing his career away in Uzbekistan after a short try in Saudi Arabia.

Rodriguinho Goiano

Weird goalkeeper always prone to gross blunders, but the fans in Botafogo love him because he loves the club like no one. Famous for his friendship with the winger Beverlinho.

decent left winger particularly good at crossing

try Enner Jhon Alvarez

Fast midfielder with no pass skills and no field vision, but with such a dribbling technique that he was able to get transfered from CRAC to América - RN. On his 21st birthday he raped a dutch tourist in Genipabu and has spent the last three years jailed in Parnamirim.

Karl Olaf Cucksson

Colombian winger locally known as "the king of dribbling" (el rey del regate), but never made it in Europe after a failed transfer to Real Betis. For this reason, he never made it in the Colombian NT either. Went back to Colombia and plays for an obscure club who loses all the time. His YouTube videos where he performs incredible dribbles are a secret for connoisseurs, though.

Harry Pearson a.k.a. "The Lad"

Maritimo's midfielder. Or Estoril's left back.

Brentford's striker. Hoof it to him. "The Lad" will take care of the rest.

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Young Serbian winger/forward midfielder with an impressive assist record in his first senior year at Partizan, transferred to Benfica when he was just 19 years old.
Failed to adapt. Injuries didn't help him either, so he's at Augsburg on loan now to develop his football in a more competitive league, in a bottom feeder so that he's more likely to play.

Tall Swedish CB, very strong in set pieces. Has a hard time against more technical forwards. Plays for Rennes.

>Osmar Lopez Cruz

Pacey left winger who thinks he's better than he actually is, like all Mexicans. Designated freekick taker even though, like all Mexicans, he can't make it over the Wall :^)

Andrey and Ivan Korotkov, the two brothers

Bacteria

Ecuadorian wonder kid who dazzled european scouts during a u17, scoring 3 goals in 5 games. Good pace, strong header and all around good technique. Was poached by Sporting Lisboa for $5m. Little did they know, hes actually a 23 year old alcoholic with gambling problems.

Andriy Gorbachenkov

John Johnson McBurgerfat

pacy and tricky winger from brazil
andrey:russia's next great goalkeeper,plays in a midtable premier league team
ivan:alcoholic and slow defender,plays in fc lokomotiv

american football legend

Small-sized poacher who plays for Mogi Mirim (Rivaldo's club in Brazil) along with the winger Mikael Jacson Sousa.

A brinca-na-areia player. Winger on paper, but since he plays in a Brazilian Série C side, it's hard to pinpoint his true position, given the lack of tactical organization in his team. He's very good for a weekend peladinha com os mlk rsrsrsrs, but lacks discipline on the pitch.

Babacar N'Djama

johnny pebbles

Underrated CB for Manchester City. His nickname is Jimmy Rocks.

Overweight goalkeeper who's perpetually warming the bench at Watford FC, and is jolly happy about it because he hates football.

a really shit target man from Togo

Kim Hong-Gok

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>Babacar N'Djama
Nicknamed the "Thierry Henry of Cameroon" by rabid Guingamp fans after he scored 13 goals in 9 games of Ligue 1, then virtually disappeared and scored only once in two years.

Legendary goalkeeper for Gamba Osaka, with more than 400 caps. At his 35 still enjoys playing and is known to be a great friend and leader for the youth that join the squad for training.

Kleber "Delicinha" Macoaco

>Kim Hong-Gok
Playmaker for the Pyongyang City Sports Club. Rumor says he could be the North Korean Messi, but no one really knows. Only one VHS tape of him exists, and it's 18 seconds long.

Wilson Hernandéz

Nicolás Di Mazzio

Hossan Al-Khadimi

>Kleber "Delicinha" Macoaco
Brazilian wonderkid (he can play at any position) who almost signed with Lyon. During the last meeting before the transfer, he tried to bite CEO Jean-Michel Aulas at the shoulder, neck, and forearm. Deal not done. Now he's kicking ass at Paysandu.

I really wanna fuck the girl in the OP's image if you guys understand what I mean

>Hossan Al-Khadimi
Pacey Iraqi Left Back that loves to get forward and is prone to the occasional red card.
Alyx Boyd

Anthony Smith

>Hossan Al-Khadimi
The main striker of the Qatari NT. He never scored once in his entire career, but he keeps the job because he's friends with the emir.

>Anthony Smith
The white Freddy Adu. He visits Sup Forums sometimes and posts outdated memes.

>French 'Person'
Forgets to post a name to keep the game going
Sayid Wilkinson

>Alyx Boyd

Half irish, 1/4 italian, 1/4 polack (((american))) holding midfielder with poor positioning, questionable decision making and terrible ball control that plays for the Vancouver Whitecaps. He's recently been called up for the USMNT, but still hasnt had a chance to prove what Arenas sees in him. His twitter handle is @Boydisurboy.

Woodyinho

central midfelder for cheltenham
Serge Lubumbashi

Kiriakis Anasthafasidis

>Sayid Wilkinson
A fine English lad with a goofy haircut and good legs. Scores a lot against Belarus and San Marino. He has a famous "100% Allah" celebration that makes him very popular in the Arab world.

Jean-François Mdolongo

Greek national team star but poor for every club he's played for, including almost every Serie A team. Lost a fortune gambling on his own matches and owes his creditors many denbts

Jerome Zuniga

>Kiriakis Anasthafasidis
Semi-retired midfielder who's a living legend at the Maccabi Petah Tikva. Scored very powerful free kicks.

Pablo Escobar

Pacey Gambian meme centreback who often runs forward and leaves huge gaps in the defence. Controversially rejected from the France NT for being too white

bad brazillian midfielder,plays for plays for the strongest in the bolivian league

Tommy Lawrence

>Anthony Smith
Big, strong ballwinning midfielder. Passes through a bunch of second rate European clubs in his career (Hamburg, Swansea, Real Betis), never quite able to make the jump to the next level, before returning to the US and helping to run youth academies based on his experiences abroad. Only red card of his career was overturned by the FA.

>Sayid Wilkinson
Second generation English born Pakistani. Played as a right midfielder, passed over initially by the larger London clubs because he didn't have the pace of all the other youth. Got his first senior appearances for Crystal Palace, who transitioned him to a creative central midfield position where he was largely successful. Left Palace after 5 years to play a year for Valencia, before being bought for £70m by City. Spent four years barely making any appearances for them, and then refused to sign a new contract and returned to Palace, now in the Championship.

>Wilson Hernandéz
Fast attacking midfielder, but extremely one footed and lacks any vision. Born in Panama, has a fairly successful career playing for La Liga champions league hopefuls. Scores plenty of amazing goals, but also loses the ball as much as he touches it.

Greatest footballing promise from the Dominican Republic, hes a 25 year old with a magic left foot and great vision. Plays for Deportes Pintana in the Chile 2nd division.

Lautaro Coccanezzi

>Jean-François Mdolongo
Pale White Gabonese defender with a mean streak, plays for Marseille

Oliver Tott

>Lautaro Coccanezzi
deportes temuco legend,scored 250 goals for his club but wasn't ever good enough to make it to the national team

Yerson Fernandez

>Jerome Zuniga
Best scorer of all times in the Northern Cyprus league. His nationality is unclear since he's playing for Yemen, but looks West African.

Goalie

Charles Pumpernickle III

>The Gambia

It was your colony m8, not ours

>Yerson Fernandez
Cuban wunderkind striker, defects to the US and becomes GOAT Cuban-American, leading the US to the 2022 WC
Plays for Man U


Xaverinho Jr.

Elland Ocampo Córdoba.

Zidane Ramírez

Highly touted Brazilian prospect with a penchant for being a bit of a dickhead.

>Yerson Fernandez

Colombian pacey right wing that cant cross for shit, has no left foot and more often than not gets lost in his own meme dribbling and step overs. Currently on loan at Independiente Santa Fe from Manchester City.

Niklaus van der Nigurdson

>Xaverinho Jr.
Reject from the Brazilian NT, now plays for Angola in the midfield. Played for 19 different clubs around the world (China, Kazakhstan, Peru, Turkey...) since 2010.

half dutch half swedish deep-lying playmaker playing for the swedish NT
vice-captain at his club, overall nice guy

>Elland Ocampo Córdoba
USA's goalkeeper in the U19 team, cheeky fans call him "The Wall".

Who is this woman OP

>Oliver Tott
Mustachioed goalkeeper known as "the Austrian failure" by the fans at Rheindorf Altach. Can't manage his anger and is also nicknamed "Hitler II" when he screams at the referee.

ecuadorian right winger

I cannot for a second believe that I am part of the same species as her.

Krzysztof Brzozowski

Marco Antonio Medina

French defensive midfielder, good passing but low stamina and poor marking

Mexican american striker, plays for real salt lake but dreams of playing for chivas


Bekim Mohammed Basha

Michael Hunt

Calle Calle

Chad Thundercock

>Krzysztof Brzozowski
>French

Dick Trickle

Fatty Dingus

Shecky Goldsilverdiamondstein

Ungowa Kuttabungo

Bekim Basha
Nicknamed "el BB" rumoured to be the next great Uruguayan central striker, ironically plays for dortmund and will never truly shine until auba retires/gets sold for millions to a EPL team.


Also MX league is trash, but I would literally and especially off myself before playing for fucking Chivas m8

>Bekim Mohammed Basha
The first refugee to play in Bundesliga. He's slow and constantly makes mistakes under pressure, but the media keeps on treating him like a superstar.

>cant cross for shit, has no left foot
Then what the fuck is he used for?

whos the thot

>Michael Hunt
A serviceable wingback who managed to con the National Team manager to get a few caps including playing two group stage matches at the World Cup.
>Calle Calle
Overhyped attacking midfielder converted to winger that had a few youtube montages of his skills when he was 18 but never developed beyond a few step overs
>Chad Thundercock
That's me, with a wicked sense of humor

Perrinho Caca

Technical winger really good at crossing who no one really pays attention to bc he plays for Slovenia/ a midtable Bundesliga team.

>Alyx Boyd

Perennial MLS all-star who occasionally features for the USMNT, where he doesn't do anything of note. After a bad run of games for USA, he is excluded from the squad for some key qualifiers and has a mental breakdown and comes out as gay on twitter.

>Tommy Lawrence

Featured as a centerback for Liverpool in the 70s and played 500 straight games.

Regularly featured as a studio analyst, where he complains in post game that English players these days are too soft.

Carlãozinho.

Arriaga

Donald Drumpf

your mum

John Truck