OFFICIAL LOS ANGELES DODGERS VS SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS GAME THREAD

2-0 doyers in the top of the 1st

Get you own lineups

>Austin Barnes will now be getting more playing time over Grandal.

Music to my ears

sanfuckcisco is absolutely finshed for the next 15 years.

they're done.

>dodgers on pace for 18 runs a game since the announcement
sounds about right
fuck grandal

The dodgers are back

>stirrup socks

Come on just wear real stirrups

you're assuming dogshit doesn't fuck up tonight

Lmao 32 pitches in one inning

Time for >Darvish

>2 run lead before you even step on the mound

Come on darvish you couldn't ask for anything better

>yu "where's yu'r strike zone" darvish

DARVISH KONNO YARO

>logan "baby grandal" forsythe

>clayton and who is gonna start

Somebody tell orel who is on first

Badass DP

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Who will the Dodgers lose to in the wild card game?

LMAO SF OUTFIELDING

>pence's """""""fielding""""""""

last game I thought this terrible fielding was just the giants choking, but it seems to just be a feature of their "defense"

What we have here, is failure to communicate.

God Giants are shit

>giants "fielding"

>jints fielding

>giants "baseball"

You just know the >RISP is going to come back and haunt them. Especially with dogshit on the mound.

Fucking fucker

why do they always happen to walk turner when he looks like he's going to hit it?

Listening to Kruk and Kuip talk to Frank Robinson was great.

Yu Garbage

if there was dodger bingo RISP would be a free space

Remember old bingo?

oh shit i forgot about this, thanks, but risp should really be a free space

RIP in peace bingobro

Damn those squares take me back

>ywn hear Vin Scully say "Deuces Wild" again
feels sad man

You now remember Justin "cell block" Sellers

I miss him

i really like nomar and hershiser, but yeah vin's irreplaceable

Darvish killing it

you keep bringing this nigga up every week how can i forget

He's actually making some decent pitches. And Barnes is catching him well.

you mean nia?

Tybp

I'm going to throw some classic names out there and tell me what memories they trigger:

League
Lily
Sands
Belisario
Loney
Kuroda
Furcal
Padilla

aw it doesn't work on here

Darvish can't bat for fuck though

wake up darvish!!!

What the fuck was that

Come on darvish you're from japan you should know how to bunt

At least they moved the runner over that was the whole point so i guess darvish did his job sort of

Shit puig would have destroyed that faggot if collisions were still allowed

TYBP

fuck I remember furcal, he was my favorite player when I was a young lad

mother FUCKER

CODY INTO THE WATER

37!!!!
I've been waiting for that for a while

SPLASH HR

...

Splish splash i was taking a bathllinger

>padilla

Picdilla related

But shit
>A League Of his Own
>forever aloney
>bellisorrybro

Furcal was always good tho

fuck outta here

wow, I did not know that about matt, makes me feel bad for the guy

Looks like the Giants have decided to make a run for the #1 draft pick.

And who could forget Kuroda

Sit the fuck down

>"there goes my hero" starts playing

jints would let that ball drop

trips and sandoval homerun

Why is sandofat still playing? Guy is like 2 for his last 400.

LOL fucking darvish

Dodgers will lose.

only if roberts throws in avilan and baez back-to-back

Are you even watching this game
Giants are horrible

TUUUUUUUURNEEEEERR

Another interesting double play

dodgers are back

>against us
reserve your judgment for after you've played literally anyone else

>Dodgers getting their groove back

Who's the fat fuck throwing at the guys with the bat?

Dodgers have the best win ratio in both leagues

we're on our way, all of the vital parts of the team are working fine, now they just need to build some momentum

>Darvish having a good game

>Morrow

>morrow coming up instead of baez
where is the real roberts and what have you done to him?

Enjoy this Darvish gif

never overestimate yourself right after fucking the ugly girl

don't worry we've gotten plenty of stacies this season we have the ability, we just need the will

remember when CT3 was hitting .344? those were the good days

ppingofr

your funeral, go ahead and tell yourself "we just beat the 2017 giants, fuck yeah"

Baez choked on Monday night. No control. Morrow bringing heat and hard slider. Legit setup man.

>Until he loses control or leaves a fat hanging slider.

>ppingofr
what did he mean by this?

Sabremetrics stat.

what's the full name? acronym produces no results

kek

past performance blah blah

"SF Giants: Profiles In Impotence"

ABOUT TIME

why couldn't they just throw in jansen and get the shutout?

Because Roberts is gay for this buehler kid

gg doyers

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