/heem/ - Cheescake edition

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>14 posts early

i'd heem all of you

>it's fite week

Unlikely my friend I'm ninth Dan in Tae Kwon do

WE OUT HERE

it's gonna be rough for me at work tomorrow. all of my dumb, fat co-workers are gonna be saying this same shit
>"steroids don't give you a high fight IQ! jones still has to know when to hit cormier with that headkick!"
jones got to throw that headkick WAY more times in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to spar WAY more in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to learn how and when to throw that headkick WAY more efficiently than he should've been able to
this steroids don't increase your fight iq meme needs to die

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>Tae Kwon do
never seen that anime but ill beat the shit out of you

LHW is in such a sad state with DC as it's ""champion"". Hopefully Volkan will right the wrong.

>that kick to a downed opponent's head
AES deserves that broken arm tbqhwyf

b-but DC is th-the r-real champ r-r-ight??

Seems like it happens a lot, bit of a gray area since it's legal to step

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How do I join the /heem/ police?

Lol I'm 2nd Dan and I fight like shit haha.

>with DC as it's ""champion""
nigga dc is by far the best lhw the gap between him and the rest is fucking gigantic, not his fault jbj fucked up

Visit your local recruiting outpost of course but I don't think you're qualified.

It's legal to use your opponent's head for leverage, you're just not allowed to strike it. It's why that win got overturned; the ref gave illegal instructions.

Shucks, I just wanted to be a positive impact on /heem/.

Maybe you do have what it takes

Yeah that's what I'm saying. Seems like a lot of those little kicks on the mat don't get called since it's hard to tell them apart from the legal pushes.

Was going to post a webm of Gray Maynard sperging out when Teruto kicked him but I don't think I have it

y-you mean it?

Not at all kid. Stay in school.

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Looks like Kirk Hammet from Metallica.

wew

Remember when Holly Holm was welcomed home to Albuquerque as a hero for knocking out Ronda Rousey?

Lol yeah. Gunshots all over the southside.

New wrinkle in the Jon Jones saga, apparently the CSAC isn't testing any UFC fighters. That's why Jones failed a USADA test even though the sample was collected after the weigh-in like a normal commission test - they've unofficially outsourced everything.

Theoretically Jones could argue that the CSAC has no right to suspend him since he never failed a test administered by any state athletic commission. He'd still have to serve is USADA suspension while under contract, so he's probably still fucked, but it does create a weird loophole that could potentially be exploited

Remember when she lost 3 fights immediately afterwards?
Remember when she knocked out bethe after doing nothing for 3 rounds and will probably get a title shot from it?
I 'member

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Yup, the same city that said she had no chance

>and will probably get a title shot from it?

On the plus side we'll get to watch Holm get the absolute piss beaten out of her if that happens.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

the awkward moment when you've spent the last year talking to five anonymous guys about which female wmma fighter you'd like to be suffocated by

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youtube.com/watch?v=2B9z4erMXF8

kind of relevant

DC = default champion

This was already 6 years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=3-EvZC238R8

Is there an anonymous kind enough to explain what /heem/ means?

youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU

DC is a fuckin bum

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It's short for hematoma

When the Japanese announcers say overeems name it sounds like they're saying ovr-heem

So apparently heem was named after some world star video of a guy getting knocked out titled heem sleepy. Heem is apparently slang for a type of liquor

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

there was a vid on world star hip hop of a dude getting soccer kicked on the street by a bunch of ppl in a row. after a few minutes, the camera zooms in on his inert body and "heem sleepy" pops up on the screen.

I literally just masturbated to this.

>Style: Muai Tai

"heem sleepy"
from old video, I think it was the one in the convenience store parking lot with the BMW SUV window getting smashed?

what Mayweather did to McGregor.
Did you notice how Conor was 29 when the fight started, and 69 when it ended.?

This is fake by the way right? The fighting is too bad to choreographed.

that's some made up bullshit

heem is an onomatopoeia. it's the sound someone makes when they get knocked out.

hunto at it again

>"maybe we should get a doctor"

no doctor
she's out cold for a long time
brain damage incoming

just

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fuck no jon's going coach mode, holly gunna fuck nunes, cyborg whoever the fuck she falls on

Feel bad for DC man, the guy could literally beat anyone currently in the UFC, handily, but he'll still get called a bum and le paper champ because of all this

not his fault jones is a literal piece of shit

We doing picks for ufc this weekend?

Picksbro got banned for child pornography, sadly.

Why is this dude so obsessed with PEDs? Like no offense my guy but maybe you should take a hint from these people, you're the only one among the HW old guard that hasn't worn an MMA belt yet

stfu jackass

I'm 100% sure he ban evades so how is that a problem?

Are you suggesting that Werdum was on the sauce?

how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Are you suggesting he was not ?

Mar Cunt can such a chud 2bh

He can suck one, also

Econoreem bless

He's popped before, right? Or am I thinking of another Brazilian? Hunto is always calling one of them a cheater, I can't keep track of this dude's rants

lol
no newfag, you don't know shit.100 other guys will tell you what I said is right, it could be a different fight tho

Like half of the people that Hunto's fought have popped, but the only brazilian I remember off the top of my head that has is JDS.

canada is so fucking dense lmao. i'm obviously fucking with you, retard.

one of those chicks looks like shelly martinez?
is it actually her?

So I guess Gall is probably going to fight Randy Brown

*chews loudly*

brown is a bum

gall is ahead of the game, joining the ufc with 1 pro fight just to gatekeep

Is Reem the ultimate /heem/'s boy?

i used to rate Brown, but he looked pretty shabby in his last outing. poor ground game

how come i never see mma guys doing swimming for cardio? is there anyone who does?

nick diaz did

Jon Jones does, Diaz too

I've also wondered about this, thought it was supposed to be one of the best ways to train cardio

I heard slamming punani is great for cardio.

Wow
Rare flag

imagine if you could see a fight like 2000 years ago, the guys probably looked so shit, i'd heem everyone from the past

but they had literally 100s of years to build mma meta. they could be so next level man

we run heem

beg me

No paddy, no I won't.

How has everyone's first weeks of school going?

>tfw haven't let anybody get close
>Mcgregor strut around campus
>out angled all of my professors
>casually wear my blue belt and gi around campus

People are intimidated af, nobody will even talk to me.

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Every here is too old for school mate.

no

this

Brendan Schaub.

>implying I'm not a neet