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>14 posts early
i'd heem all of you
>it's fite week
Unlikely my friend I'm ninth Dan in Tae Kwon do
WE OUT HERE
it's gonna be rough for me at work tomorrow. all of my dumb, fat co-workers are gonna be saying this same shit
>"steroids don't give you a high fight IQ! jones still has to know when to hit cormier with that headkick!"
jones got to throw that headkick WAY more times in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to spar WAY more in practice than he should've been able to. jones got to learn how and when to throw that headkick WAY more efficiently than he should've been able to
this steroids don't increase your fight iq meme needs to die
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>Tae Kwon do
never seen that anime but ill beat the shit out of you
LHW is in such a sad state with DC as it's ""champion"". Hopefully Volkan will right the wrong.
>that kick to a downed opponent's head
AES deserves that broken arm tbqhwyf
b-but DC is th-the r-real champ r-r-ight??
Seems like it happens a lot, bit of a gray area since it's legal to step
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How do I join the /heem/ police?
Lol I'm 2nd Dan and I fight like shit haha.
>with DC as it's ""champion""
nigga dc is by far the best lhw the gap between him and the rest is fucking gigantic, not his fault jbj fucked up
Visit your local recruiting outpost of course but I don't think you're qualified.
It's legal to use your opponent's head for leverage, you're just not allowed to strike it. It's why that win got overturned; the ref gave illegal instructions.
Shucks, I just wanted to be a positive impact on /heem/.
Maybe you do have what it takes
Yeah that's what I'm saying. Seems like a lot of those little kicks on the mat don't get called since it's hard to tell them apart from the legal pushes.
Was going to post a webm of Gray Maynard sperging out when Teruto kicked him but I don't think I have it
y-you mean it?
Not at all kid. Stay in school.
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Looks like Kirk Hammet from Metallica.
wew
Remember when Holly Holm was welcomed home to Albuquerque as a hero for knocking out Ronda Rousey?
Lol yeah. Gunshots all over the southside.
New wrinkle in the Jon Jones saga, apparently the CSAC isn't testing any UFC fighters. That's why Jones failed a USADA test even though the sample was collected after the weigh-in like a normal commission test - they've unofficially outsourced everything.
Theoretically Jones could argue that the CSAC has no right to suspend him since he never failed a test administered by any state athletic commission. He'd still have to serve is USADA suspension while under contract, so he's probably still fucked, but it does create a weird loophole that could potentially be exploited
Remember when she lost 3 fights immediately afterwards?
Remember when she knocked out bethe after doing nothing for 3 rounds and will probably get a title shot from it?
I 'member
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Yup, the same city that said she had no chance
>and will probably get a title shot from it?
On the plus side we'll get to watch Holm get the absolute piss beaten out of her if that happens.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
the awkward moment when you've spent the last year talking to five anonymous guys about which female wmma fighter you'd like to be suffocated by
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youtube.com
kind of relevant
DC = default champion
This was already 6 years ago
youtube.com
Is there an anonymous kind enough to explain what /heem/ means?
DC is a fuckin bum
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It's short for hematoma
When the Japanese announcers say overeems name it sounds like they're saying ovr-heem
So apparently heem was named after some world star video of a guy getting knocked out titled heem sleepy. Heem is apparently slang for a type of liquor
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
there was a vid on world star hip hop of a dude getting soccer kicked on the street by a bunch of ppl in a row. after a few minutes, the camera zooms in on his inert body and "heem sleepy" pops up on the screen.
I literally just masturbated to this.
>Style: Muai Tai
"heem sleepy"
from old video, I think it was the one in the convenience store parking lot with the BMW SUV window getting smashed?
what Mayweather did to McGregor.
Did you notice how Conor was 29 when the fight started, and 69 when it ended.?
This is fake by the way right? The fighting is too bad to choreographed.
that's some made up bullshit
heem is an onomatopoeia. it's the sound someone makes when they get knocked out.
hunto at it again
>"maybe we should get a doctor"
no doctor
she's out cold for a long time
brain damage incoming
just
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fuck no jon's going coach mode, holly gunna fuck nunes, cyborg whoever the fuck she falls on
Feel bad for DC man, the guy could literally beat anyone currently in the UFC, handily, but he'll still get called a bum and le paper champ because of all this
not his fault jones is a literal piece of shit
We doing picks for ufc this weekend?
Picksbro got banned for child pornography, sadly.
Why is this dude so obsessed with PEDs? Like no offense my guy but maybe you should take a hint from these people, you're the only one among the HW old guard that hasn't worn an MMA belt yet
stfu jackass
I'm 100% sure he ban evades so how is that a problem?
Are you suggesting that Werdum was on the sauce?
how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
Are you suggesting he was not ?
Mar Cunt can such a chud 2bh
He can suck one, also
Econoreem bless
He's popped before, right? Or am I thinking of another Brazilian? Hunto is always calling one of them a cheater, I can't keep track of this dude's rants
lol
no newfag, you don't know shit.100 other guys will tell you what I said is right, it could be a different fight tho
Like half of the people that Hunto's fought have popped, but the only brazilian I remember off the top of my head that has is JDS.
canada is so fucking dense lmao. i'm obviously fucking with you, retard.
one of those chicks looks like shelly martinez?
is it actually her?
So I guess Gall is probably going to fight Randy Brown
*chews loudly*
brown is a bum
gall is ahead of the game, joining the ufc with 1 pro fight just to gatekeep
Is Reem the ultimate /heem/'s boy?
i used to rate Brown, but he looked pretty shabby in his last outing. poor ground game
how come i never see mma guys doing swimming for cardio? is there anyone who does?
nick diaz did
Jon Jones does, Diaz too
I've also wondered about this, thought it was supposed to be one of the best ways to train cardio
I heard slamming punani is great for cardio.
Wow
Rare flag
imagine if you could see a fight like 2000 years ago, the guys probably looked so shit, i'd heem everyone from the past
but they had literally 100s of years to build mma meta. they could be so next level man
we run heem
beg me
No paddy, no I won't.
How has everyone's first weeks of school going?
>tfw haven't let anybody get close
>Mcgregor strut around campus
>out angled all of my professors
>casually wear my blue belt and gi around campus
People are intimidated af, nobody will even talk to me.
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Every here is too old for school mate.
no
this
Brendan Schaub.
>implying I'm not a neet