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Still at fucking DEFCON 5 edition

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I'll have sex one day

misa

Why do Arabs love shooting People?

[citation needed]

Me on the outside

I lost hope here.
Might not lose my v-card by the time I turn 30 in 5 years.

The country is on the verge of collapsing from debt, waste of time t.b.h

First for 康熙帝

I put the "sis" in irresistible
arabs are white

>cuts your achilles tendon with a pair of scissors

you now feel uncomfortable

saw this in a movie

Me on the inside

No they aren't?

>Asians more violent than blacks
Crappy chart

So I have work in 6 hours, but I woke up early. Should I just stay up now that I am awake or should I try and go to sleep again?

I watched Hostel too 10 years ago.

yeah just like the US, right?

china is undefeatable

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i never watched it
i don't like violent movies

central planning economics does not work. Never has, never will

Yeah. That's not contradictory to the whole "Americans first" thing.

*Overtakes your GDP*

He also was SAD! posting after it happened too.

Name a more alpha figure in all of history than the Taiping Heavenly King
Tip: You cannot

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*grabs your mother's ass with both hands*

>China
>centrally planned economy

yeah i remember the 1950s too

SAD!posting is an integral part of Trump's online presence. SAD!

GDP by PPP is a meme metric

ayy lmao

天皇陛下万歳 !

just bought a bitcoin on sale

Shut up weeb.

>she's still all in with BTC
Lmao I bet you can't even spell Ethereum

the crash of memecurrencies is inevitable and i will laugh at all the cücks who invested thousands of dollars only to see it turn into dust before their very eyes

JUST DID SOMETHING I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT!

WENT WELL!

>mad his gaming cards cost 200% more
*yawn*
See you on the moon. Oh wait.

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drivers licence?

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I got my driver's license when I was 17

Capitalism is a mistake

what's wrong with you?

i heard in america you only have to take a turn around pylons on a parking lot to pass your driving license test

Honestly scared of the day when automation will replace enough jobs to leave the majority of people unemployed

nah i got that earlier this summer

maybe in some states

won't happen

ain't gunna happen

asked for an allowance raise?

>make robots to fix the robots
human genocide when

For me I literally just had to show I could go above 60mph on the highway

Not a fan of genociding every human

abysmal post

Business idea: build robots to replace every human, then EMP them

sounds very silly

6th time this year a nog has cut me in line

Robot genocide when?

Business Idea: come up with a terrible gimmick and spam it constantly

I also paid 400 Dollars to take a driving course, which consisted of taking several tests together in a group

what are the odds of finding a soldering kit in a pawn shop

have to open at 530 in the morning tomorrow
I dread it every week I wanna get out of here ahhh

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never know unless you go there

Business idea: start several unironic pyramic schemes

Woah a race war just started in Virginia, why isn't cum talking about this

is terminator 2 the best film of all time?

idea: invent immortality but only a select group of "chosen people" have the technology to live forever and allow these elite superhumans to rule over the rest of humanity

they had me drive around to check if i knew traffic laws and when i had right of way
then they had me parallel park but i scraped the tire and failed the first time

>cousin went to jail for domestic abuse
>I went to jail for assult/battery
Is my entire terrone family line subhuman?

i already checked one and a goodwill
nothing there

it doesn't start unless south carolina or massachusetts starts it

business idea: enjoy life and get a gf this year

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not sure if a fan of

whose ass did you beat
storytime

sounds silly too

the latter defeats the former

virginia is subhuman

praise KeK!

hi. Turkbro here. been awhile. how are you guys?

Found my GameCube after 11 years still works. Bought Paper Mario TTYD, Resident Evil 4, NHL Hitz 2002, Tales of Symphonia, and SSX3.

Any other GameCube games I should get cummies?

family guy is the rick and morty for trump supports

kek i completely bombed my first test too
never checked mirrors, just started going reverse while parallel parking without checking for traffic behind me, basically all the shit i could have done wrong i have done wrong

idea: live an unhappy but pious life and pray that there is a blissful afterlife

Business Idea: fuck off, chode

Some kid who was Laughing at me with his roasties, I snuck up and tackled him, his head hit the wall. I was 18 at the time so I was charged with battery plus the parents sued me. (They later dropped the charges). I now have a year of probation and anger management classes

Business Idea: convince toronto orthodox christianity isn't about asceticism

adventure time is the spongebob squarepants for gender fluids

i got a 70 on my driving test

Virginia: best poster to ever grace /cum/ and best state of the union
Coincidence?

Business idea: Rebel against the church and throw the entire continent into a war that lasts for decades

this. Fucking racists scum

>what is steven universe

AT is super cute

Why was there a guy blowing owen hart when he died?

AT is shit. even Regular Show is better which is also shit.

Business idea: Remove all non-white citizens from Toronto

Business Idea: burn down churches and start praising Óðinn

He didn't want to be haunted

Logistics are going to be a problem