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>Season standings: 1. Lewis Hamilton 238 points 2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points 3. Valtteri Bottas 197 points 4. Daniel Ricciardo 144 points 5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points
>In the male frog (...) there is no penis, and sperm is ejected from the cloaca directly onto the eggs as the female lays them. Is Lewis posting his dickpics just to taunt Amx's lack of benis? Something along the lines of 'mine might be only 4" semi erect, but you don't even have a discostick".
John Collins
>expecting me to believe that Nazi got 5 votes in the last hour when there were no votes in the 8 hours before that
Sure, m80.
Hudson King
He kind of looks like zyzz in this picture.
Jonathan Brown
why hello redbull
Angel Morgan
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Xavier Clark
who let this guy in
David Reyes
>you'll never get lager'd up with Mana during race weekends
Aiden Carter
Mana scares me
Jason Scott
Tiger is pretty decent beer, better than heineken anyway.
Liam Foster
drew this out in an old map book this morning.
Got home and traced my drawing. Rate lads?
Eli Lee
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Elijah Adams
>Guess who was allowed to dress himself today :DDDD
It's got a choad m8.
Lincoln Collins
Is it a night race? Street circuits need something silly, like a castle with narrow streets or a tunnel.
Jackson Collins
may as well be a night race given WA's timezone.
The turn 3 hairpin would probably be as sharp as Monaco's desu.
Anthony Bennett
back to /afl/ cunt
Austin Cooper
They can run the Stadium Super Trucks first and leap the jumps in.
Hudson Butler
Leave*, not leap, hurr durrrrr.
God I'm shit at most things.
Jeremiah Sanchez
>implying I give a single fuck about boganball
Jose Cox
Fuck yeah fucking kino trucks are at fucking Zolder this fucking weekend
Reminder that GP2 is no measure of how good a driver is.
Source: Jolyon Palmer has won GP2
Charles Bennett
>ctrl+f honda >0 results hm
Jace Harris
>weak Too right mate. The cold & flu season has hit me already
Dominic Rodriguez
>he probably even got a podium or two...
Jose Anderson
He wouldn't have abandoned Honda
Easton Lewis
It took him four years though.
Isaiah Fisher
>inb4 Sainz gets a podium at Renault before Hulkenberg
Dominic Williams
>Jenson >not abandoning things pick one
Thomas Richardson
i thought she left him
Dylan Gonzalez
He only sticks around for things that don't RELENT
Isaac Jackson
I hope (that utter cunt) Perez goes to Renault and occasionally gets podiums, while Hulk never does.
Aiden King
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Nolan Moore
No, he left her for a generic bimbo American pornstar.
Michael Bennett
It will probably then be like many of the podium Perez got at Force India like in Russia 2015 and Monaco 2016 where Hülkenberg was ahead but then either got crashed out or called into the pits way ahead to come out in traffic while Perez had free traffic.
Christopher Jackson
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Luis Jenkins
>1 wdc >0 children
wasted life
Hudson Turner
better than specifically not wanting a guy who hasn't had a podium yet to not get one despite getting screwed out of one multiple times
Jackson Nelson
>Daniel let out a deep groan as Natalie's fist pumped faster, pointing his large prick directly at her wide open mouth. >The cheating minx had her wedding and engagement rings resting on her tongue as she stared up deep into the eyes of the Australian, silently willing him on. >Every weekend was another chance to satisfy her sexual desires burnt into her during her youth. She only kept the charade of a marriage going so as to make the contrast between her lust greater. >The two children she had conceived with Dan were nothing more than a monument to her sluttiness. She had to stifle a laugh every time her useless husband said they looked like him. >A stiffening Dan snapped her back to reality, bliss flashed across his face as she felt the rush of his hot cum pump under her finger and launch at her face. >The first shot was high leaving a sticky line across her eye, quickly adjusting the next shots fired into her mouth coating the shiny metal band meant to signify her shattered wedding vows >When Dan had finally stopped firing off she let his semi-hard cock rest against her blushed cheek as she looked up at him with her full mouth careful not to do a drop. Her tongue playing with the rings making them bob up and down in the fertile spunk. >A grin slide across Dan's face as she reached up and plucked the two rings from her mouth and slide then on her smooth finger, still covered in semen. A large gulp reverberated around the room as she swallowed the rest. >With a hunger and a passion she eagerly sucked the remaining drops off her ring finger and then started having Dan's still semi-hard cock letting him feel the damp metal rub along him. >She would make sure to give Owain a big kiss when she got back home
Jack Butler
When you're not defending Hulkenberg, do you play "Defending Hulkenberg Simulator" ?
Jaxson Gonzalez
You can go back and check the last 10 /f1/ threads and compare the amount of times someone praised Hülkenberg out of nowhere and the amount of time and someone trashed Hülkenberg out of no where (like you did in this thread already) I'm sure you but especially the one Finn who has Hulk living in his head rent free would look much more pathetic than all the HIDFs combined would.
Ian Roberts
I'll take that as a "yes".
Brandon Lewis
Hulk will get his podium eventually. He's a good boy
Julian Diaz
He did the right thing.
Gavin Clark
he's the Nick Heidfeld of never getting a podium
Kevin Long
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Caleb Lee
wtf is Gimi doing?
Ryan Murphy
>Gimi driving the F2005
WHY?? Singapore was a mistake.
Evan Allen
casting Blizzaga
Leo Roberts
At first I thought being launched into the air like over the Singapore sling that one year but it looks like he's supposed to be shooting beams of ice from his hands
Grayson Phillips
Why's Wehrlein a stormtrooper?
Jace Davis
German.
Hunter Hall
Good post.
Landon Reyes
>alo thinken bout nascar wat
Jayden Howard
I'm a little bothered that that turned me on...
Aaron Collins
Why do so many drivers succeed in GP2/F3000/F2 yet choke in F1?
Aaron Hernandez
He doesn't know what to do with his hands.
Jackson Edwards
Good post btw.
Ayden Cook
Cheeky chevron on his neck thing (is it a collar on a racing suit?)
Landon King
>Cheeky chevron on his neck thing
kek, nice catch.
>(is it a collar on a racing suit?)
Yes.
Henry Davis
he knows what he's doing
Jeremiah Wright
>Kimi on a F2005 >Wehlrein is a Stormtrooper >Alonso thinkin about NASCAR >There's cum coming out of Ricky's shoe >Vettel is a stand user.
What did they mean by this?
Jack Reyes
WHAT TIME MEMECONFERENCE?
Grayson Watson
Already finished, like a few bongs ago
Kayden Ross
Two and a half hours ago
Liam Long
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James Cooper
Imagine whoever is responsible for the virtual flag screens being an /f1/ autist and letting this happen irl
I'm just the aussie that moved to beijing, spoke about this a long while ago
Aaron Kelly
have you ROO'd any chinks yet?
Owen Lee
the Great Firewall allows Sup Forums now? or do you have a vpn?
they're >G O O K S in Straya
Jace Anderson
i've fucked this cute russian girl i met at a kareoke bar, the problem im feeling with the locals here is that having to go through long conversations in chinese which is fucking tedious and it's hard to tell whether they are sort of girl that will come home with you or not.
Jeremiah Price
4chg is allowed but not captcha,so i had to buy a pass, but i have a vpn in case i can't use something. If you see hong kong flag posting here it's probably me
Matthew Nguyen
Can you actually speak Chinese? Fluently? Could you speak it before you arrived there?
Asher Collins
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Ryder Ortiz
Yeah I speak it enough for a decent conversation, but i'm sure it will improve the longer I'm here
Gavin Powell
So you learned some in Oz first?
I came here speaking next to no Greek but I get by nowadays. It's fucking hard though so I can imagine Chinese is 9001 times worse. I work in tourism so it's not a big issue anyway.
Henry Gutierrez
>Be Australian >Like anime a lot >Fulfil your dream of moving north to Japan >Can't wait to fuck all of Nipponese whores who'll be lining up to ride your dick >Get off the plane >It's the wrong weeb country >Stuck in China because they've confiscated your passport
