So, let me get this straight, you watch sports but don't actually play sports?

>So, let me get this straight, you watch sports but don't actually play sports?

I play sports. Do you like your orange juice, Lana?

Fuck you stupid cunt

Fuck off roastie

>Let me get this straight, you fuck people on screen for money but you never experienced true love?

>let me get this straight, you fuck niggers?

>but don't actually play sports?
i play with myself to your videos. does that count?

She's my gf and we love each other a lot

>Yes, thank you, user.

*Dunks on you*
Say that again, bitch?

She looks like an android

>So, let me get this straight, you drink orange juice but don't squeeze your own oranges?

Lana androids when?

that's no orange juice user...

Let me get this straight, you use a straw but don't suck dick?

>you will never pay lana £3 to blow her back out

why can't it be 1960's soho again :(

Stupid /hoc/ tripfag

You use a plastic cup and straw but don't manufacture plastic products yourself?
You don't own a plant and haven't optimized your assembly lines for peak production to match anticipated demand?

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>to blow her back out
brit 60s were weird

>but don't suck dick?

But you just replied to a Mexican poster

I've had cerebral palsy since birth and am unable to participate in team sports or anything like that.

I'm hoping to make it to my 30th birthday. No guarantees.

Thanks for asking Lana