Piggeldy fatty Clairo thinks she's gonna get big in music when in reality the only thing she's gonna get big in his...

Piggeldy fatty Clairo thinks she's gonna get big in music when in reality the only thing she's gonna get big in his waistline, and no amount of sponsorship from Converse™ will change that. When will fat big balloon pig Clairo succumb to type-2 diabetes and what is the point her pedophile /r/incels fans will notice the stretchmarks and abandon ship? Better learn how to oink oink to the beat, but that hasn't gone so well has it?

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You just made another thread about her.

You're part of the problem.

Imagine if she got even fatter like Taylor will.

>fat big balloon pig

>implying chunky popstars aren't a great thing

she's more like a poopstar, mate
her music is SHIT

She is getting fat though

Her music is pretty bad, but I know for sure that the one thing about her that isn't shit is her rolls.

people who obsess over celebrity weight gain/loss are weirdos

Hello Clair

Always good to see more obeseposters. Clairo would make an excellent fat girl.
Good.
Only people who obsess over weight loss are weirdos. Celebrity weight gain is a beautiful thing.

You have 10 seconds to provide a plausible explanation to what's wrong with thicc Clairo or thicc ANY BABYGIRL for that matter. 10 FUCKING SECONDS FAGGOT

that’s an extreme understatement

Based

This is why Sup Forums doesn’t get taken seriously

biggety boy diggity dog pitbull thinks he's gonna get big in music when in reality he already has with smash hits such as Timber, Give Me Everything, and I Know You Want Me

absolute unit

you know her rich parents paid to get her a spot on pitchfork. I have friends that know her told me this.

Never stop rolling dubs on her death.

>you know her rich parents paid to get her a spot on pitchfork
Wow no shit retard
You mean the 17-year-old YouTube star with Fortune 500 parents paid Pitchfork, famed bastion of fair and unbiased reviewing, to cover her shitty music? Thanks for you and your friends' fucking genius insight on this one we never would have guessed
Wanna drop any more knowledge on us while you're here? I know you probably don't have long until the FBI catches up to you but any chance your """friend""" can confirm or deny the rumors about Pitchfork hyping Bodak Yellow? Maybe something about how they're greedy shortsighted idiots who threw away their credibility to appear progressive and poptimist and ahead of the curve, or about how only people with single-digit brain cell counts would ever take anything they say seriously at this point, or something like that?
Fuck you

lol Rolling on her death.

I think you gotta stop reading those jewish conspiracies mr schizo. Clairo is actually talented. P4k is based and just trying to expose talented new artists. There is no manipulation behind the scenes. Period.

This
There is 0 funny business at pitchfork, anything you hear of payola is just rumor and hearsay.

Rolling dubs on clarios death.

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streamable.com/bokgk
her leaked vid

holy kek wewd

>fatty
OP is a faggot and blind

Industry plant by marketing mogul father

>the absolute state of american women

..i need some backstory on this.

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I believe the chick in purple was in the wrong here for throwing the womans food or whatever away that she payed for..instead of giving the other one the what ever it was and not giving the money back that she didn't ask for. ..:)

western women are the lowest of the low.

I would eat her asshole

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>white western woman racist projection

Eastern Europe is a place too you know.

What does this have to do with Clairo?

she's a talentless hack industry plant

rolling.