Why was Biggie Smalls in the movie when he isn't canon in the books?

Why was Biggie Smalls in the movie when he isn't canon in the books?

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Because Hogwart is actually Hell

>Because Hogwart is actually Hell
"No!"

franchise pasta pls

Because films should do their own thing. Its why the medium exists

it was a cameo appearance, you probably don't know him in america

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I GREW UP A FUCKIN SCREW UP
GOT INTRODUCED TO THE GAME GOT AN OUNCE AND FUCKIN BLEW UP

Ayo black be up inna one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo' realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would neva be trippin fo' a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promo ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

Is dullpastafag dead or in a forced autism coma?

Yeah, this cameo where i explain what the grim is is dedicated
To all the proffesors that told me I'd never amount to nuttin
To all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustling in front of
Called the auras on me when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter
And all the squibs in the struggle
You know what I'm saying? It's all good, baby baby

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE

Is that supposed to be white Hermione? Fucking stupid white bitch.

SALT N' PEPPA

>"AW HELL NAW"

That isn't biggie you dumb fucking reddit mobile posters
its kenan thompson

WHETHER ITS STIFF TONGUE OR STIFF BROOMSTICK BIGGIE SQUEEZE THIS SHIT TO MAKE IT FIT


Kek

AND HEAVY SNITCHES ON THE QUIDDITCH GREEN

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Banger

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE
FRED, GEORGE, AND ME UP IN THE QUIDDITCH TEAM
MOVING PICTURES ON M WALL
SEEMS LIKE EVERYDAY, SNAKE ATTACK, SLEEPING IN THE GREAT HALL
WAY BACK, WHEN I HAD THE RED AND GOLD ROBE AND A HAT
WITH A SNITCH TO CATCH
REMEMBER SECOND YEAR, THE FLYING CAR?
WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT TWO KIDS WOULD TAKE IT THAT FAR?
NOW I'M IN THE WAND-LIGHT, THAT LUMOS TIGHT
TIME TO BE AFRAID, MAKING POTION WITH SOME NIGHTSHADE
BORN WIZZER, OPPOSITE OF A SQUIBBA
BERTIE BOTT'S EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS FOR DINNER
PEACE TO WEASLEYS, SEAMUS, HERMIONE
STILL WEARING SPECS, STILL FUCKING GINNY
STILL WINNING CUPS LIKE YOU THOUGHT I WOULD
SAME WAND, PHOENIX FEATHER HOLLYWOOD
IT'S ALL GOOD

kek

10/10

was it racist to have the black kid explain the voodoo shit?

Because IT WAS ALL DREAM

Did they say his name? who was he meant to be?

literally got goosebumps over my entire body